Tuesday, November 22nd 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Michele Bachmann's Late Night Intro Song
Above is Michele Bachmann strolling onto the stage of Late Night with Jimmy Fallon as The Roots played a very special intro song for her. Below is the original song by Fishbone. This kind of low-down cuntified shade is just too perfect for words.
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@Big Bootie Cutie: you've summed up liberalism pretty well. Good job! Mindless, thoughtless, pointless, without coherent thought and ad hominem attacks. Did I miss anything?
What about her is "dumb as rocks"? The woman is an experienced tax attorney and successful small business owner, and a helluva asskicker. The fact that you morons hate her makes me love her all the more. As for Cheney, damn I love that man. Talk about an asskicker! He loathes liberals as much as I do.
So. Are you one of the parasites demanding property and liberty from another citizen when you did not earn it? Are you one of the LOSERS camping out on private property bitching about eeeevil corporations while typing on your ipad and drinking your Starbucks latte? Snort. Take a bath, hippie!
@Wood Dragon: you and I both know if they had played anything derrogatory to either Moochelle or Dear Reader they would all be fired immediately. Now which party is full of hypocrites again?
So when Michelle Obama comes on, they'll play Buckcherry "Crazy bitch?"
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@ Dingleberries,
I can not believe anyone would give this woman any credit. She is dumb as rocks and she says dumb things. She is mean spirited and egotistical. I would bet her husband's gay too. Anyone with a practice trying to make people not gay is gay. Look at the Dude that had the biggest practice, he was found with a Rent a boy. And let's not forget the Family Values President and the Ted Haggard Loser Pastor who was also with men.
She's a hypocrite. She whines about government spending but her Husband's ant-gay practice BILLS the government thousands of dollars to treat gay people. Homosexuality is not a mental illness, nor is it treatable, it is who you are.
And no one is more thuggish than you Hypocrites. Perfect example, Dick Cheney.. Another Blowhard hypocrite Criminal!
Liberals love to think they are the wittiest, most clever, most "inside-jokey" people in the room. In reality, most are intolerant, thuggish, small-minded assholes. Just visit a pointless, violent, smelly OWS rally!
As most of these comments prove, the progressive/liberal/asshat mindset is very limited. You have no idea what Bachmann stands for (the slavery comment was so ridiculous and has been discredited/explained if you would ever care to look beyond Daily Kos, MSNBC, or 85% of the rest of the idiot media) or what conservatism is.
It is with great relish that I look forward to watching all your heads explode in little under a year.
Love the ROOTS and Jimmy! Black Thought best rapper alive!!!!
Love the ROOTS and Jimmy! Black Thought best rapper alive!!!!
well, if the shoe fits.....
The band should be fired, what if everytime a black person walked into a store, over the PA the manager played a song called Stealin' Ass Nigger?
"I guran-damn-tee you if Fox News had played this song as an intro for BHO in 2007, we all would still be hearing about it!"
Here's the thing: It's funny because it's the house band and the song is always kind of random. It's funny because there's no way in hell Michelle Bachmann knows who Fishbone is or what the song is. It's funny because it's an inside joke.
Conversely, the Republicans never, EVER do any clever shit. EVER. They are way too linear for that.
Sarah Smile
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Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 10:01pm.
If it were anyone else I'd say that Jimmy and the Roots were out of line, but this is the same bitch who said black children had a better upbringing during slavery. FUCK her. She deserves all the shade she has coming to her.
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Cure for cramps: weed. Weed for everything, really.- Bjork You
Since all republicans are braindead nazis i believe i just found a new best friend.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 11/23/2011 - 7:20am.
And it's as if the older ones know you saved them. I'm very emotional today so I can't go any further without bawling but IMO a shelter is the way to go. Too many of these animals are doomed.
*cries*
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Yeah, Dog, i will have to go to one of them. Checked out a few kill-shelters in the area, but that shit makes me sad to no end. Actually they have a reduced adoption fee on pets over 5 years old , i think. 45 bucks for the animal, spayed/neutered and shots.
A Grandma/Grandpa cat would be just right for our family.
The coolest cat i ever had was a 13 year old cat i got from the shelter. That cat was the cutest thing ever.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
UBF, why don't you get a kitty from a shelter? They usually have some kind of discount for spaying/neutering and they always have adult cats.
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Meat is right. We are alone on TG, too, but reading all that relatives-bullshit you guys are dealing with , that seems to be a blessing (super-ette, your FIL is an asshole, and would be told exactly that if he talked like that about my child). Fuck the whole : You ruined TG.
We will have our little "Turkey in a bag" (Like i ll make a fucking Turkey for one adult and two kids) and then go for a long walk by the lake.
My holidays are too precious for me to share with assholes i can barely tolerate.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Only 100 posts?! this is a crime!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I can't believe it. I'm off from school, and work for a week...fuck yeah. This calls for a big brownie with a shit load of weed in it. cheers!
what a disgusting way to treat a guest ! at least fallon has been shamed into apologizing for his house band's classless, mean-spirited snark.
amazing. also, her shoes?! bitch can barely walk!
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I think I love the Roots that much more.. Philly World Wide phenomenon
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:37pm.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Well incase Im too busy tomorrow, I wish all of you a happy Thanksgiving. Don't over eat cos that hurts like hell, be safe and dont let dick head in-laws drive you crazy - remember, they'll be dead soon :D.
Take care!
Love me some FISHBONE!!
i'm all shredded inside from that sweet kitten playing.
as for td alone, it sure beats td with either of those CLANS FROM HELL.
i wouldn't even trust leftovers from either CAVES.
td i can sacrifice but christmas i won't. those CLANS can have my kids late afternoon/night, but not eve, morn or afternoon.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
1) HAH HAH!!!
2) Love that album, it's perfection.
That's all.
If it were anyone else I'd say that Jimmy and the Roots were out of line, but this is the same bitch who said black children had a better upbringing during slavery. FUCK her. She deserves all the shade she has coming to her.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Mike :') omg
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 9:35pm.
You going to be all alone during Thanksgiving? That's just not right. :(
Yes GG, I think what I'll do is bring the table talk pie, place it in front of him with a straight face, let him squirm for a minute then produce a Mrs. Smith's blueberry pie and make it all seem like a joke. That way I won't get accused of ruining Thanksgiving. But yes, he can be a bastard and then feigns "my medication makes me act weird". Idiot.
this td my older kids'll go out of state to the ex's family's and my youngers will go to the current's family's.
i will have a charlie brown thanksgiving with lots of popcorn.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWmetGC6tyk&feature=related
Oh that kitten clip - it melted my cold heart!
Submitted by Dallas on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 9:29pm.
To be honest, I consider myself a Libertarian/Conservative and that song went over my head as I'm sure it went over most folk's heads who aren't aware of that particular music. I could really care less.
It is going to take a lot more than a stupid song to marginalize a candidate for prez.
Where is the outrage? I guran-damn-tee you if Fox News had played this song as an intro for BHO in 2007, we all would still be hearing about it!
But since it is a woman and a conservative, it gets a pass... pffttt!!
If he's being a dick to a child that shitbird deserves my special chocolate exlax laced pie! That guy has a special reservation in hell if he talks like that to a child.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:37pm.
blind kitten plays with toy for the first time :)
Oh great. That video made me bawl my guts out. Thanks a lot, Mike. That just made me cry 20 bux worth of tears because I now have to reapply my allergy skin cream which cost me almost 200 smackers.
Grr.
*cries again*
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:37pm.
blind kitten plays with toy for the first time :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=487_1321958026
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Cute!! Melted my cold, black heart.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"Oh, hell, I have probably the mighty oak of assholes. If you peered into it, you'd probably see the face of a wise old woman who would tell you to follow your heart and dance through the colors of the wind." -MK
I mean, I know I should take the high road but my fil can be horrible to me and my daughter - my bil was patting my daughter on the head and my fil said "watch out for those little white things jumping around on her head" like my daughter has lice - WHICH SHE DOESN'T - and basically humiliated her. THAT'S IT, HE'S GETTING A BLUEBERRY TABLE TALK PIE. And I will make my pear cranberry pie and he can piss off if he doesn't like it. Yeah I know it's Thanksgiving but he's mean
This year we're only going to mom's. Strange that we're not going to the MIL's this year. I guess she's giving it a miss since her biological son lost his house this year. But if we were going, I'd have to dip into my husband'd stash.
oops
Super-ette - DO IT! Dont let that guy bully you!
yeah so i'd like to stay at home all day on thursday but my fil wants us down for pie. In fact he specifically told my husband to TELL me to bring a certain pie. v. passive agressive - has to try to control me - so someone at work suggested making what i planned on making, then bring my fil one of those little table talk pies. heh heh
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:37pm.
blind kitten plays with toy for the first time :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=487_1321958026
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Aww, dear little kitty cat. ♥
blind kitten plays with toy for the first time :)
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=487_1321958026
Mike, I am now crying like a colicky baby. So glad that the little guy found a loving home!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 5:59pm.
My mom's all butt hurt that I'm leaving after lunch on Thanksgiving to catch a flight to NYC for the weekend. I'm driving down to their place tomorrow, so they'll get ms for almost a full 24 hrs.
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Typo, or have you gone all third person on me again?
She should feel honored they played Fishbone.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 7:57pm.
Methinks that craigslist has that category so that it doesn't get in trouble due to kids using the site. Minors cannot "date" online.
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Ok, i have a question. I was looking through craigslist ads (trying to find a new cat) and there is a section "strictly platonic" on the personals. Do people really look for friends on Craigslist?? Who does that?
I am just baffled that someone would meet a friend (as in friend, not fuckfriend ) on craigslist. I really need to crawl out from that rock i have been living under....
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I think that's hilarious. I wonder if Jimmy knew about it beforehand or not. He just tweeted this...
jimmyfallon jimmy fallon
I'm honored that @michelebachmann was on our show yesterday and I'm so sorry about the intro mess. I really hope she comes back.