Courtney Love's Tit Tried To Escape Out Of Her Dress Last Night
When Courtney Love decided to crash accept an invitation to the after-party for the family movie Hugo, she knew she wanted to bring bountiful amounts of demure sophistication to the eyes of the children. So Courtney threw her white dragon carcass into a red satin dress, picked up her pizza dough tits, threw them up into the air and let them fall where they may. Then Courtney sashayed through the streets of Manhattan toward the Hugo after-party and made the children scatter by being completely oblivious to the fact her left titty was flopping around like an out-of-water blob fish gasping for air. Bitch's chichi was obviously trying to escape. It wanted to jump out of that dress and slither down into the subway to be raised by rats so it can have some kind of life! But it lost its chance when Courtney ran into the legendary Radio Man and cuddled up next to him. Poor old Radio Man. Dude is pretty much always on the streets and he's never once caught a serious case of Scabies until he got close to Courtney. Well DAMN!
Before you say that Courtney's nipple plate would've never popped out if she wore her dress the right way, think about it. The streets of Manhattan are free of children, because Courtney's areola put the fright in all of them. They won't come out from under their beds until their parents promise to clear the house of stale pepperoni and chewed-up salami. We can thank Courtney's nightmare-inducing nipple for that.
And is it just me or does it look like the silicone sack in her left titty migrated to her right titty to be reunited with its silicone twin?
Remember how Courtney won over everyone's heart at the Oscars in 1997..no one could believe how beautiful she could look! It is a cautionary tale--in only 14 years a person can go from looking great to looking like the pits. She better start taking the wig-route like Cher ...because Courtney's real hair is part of what is making her look so old. (well yeah the backward dress and funny titties aren't helping either).
Here she is at the 97 Oscars:
http://cdn03.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/22/Courtney-L...
I can't understand for the life of me why her daughter wants no contact with her. Grabbed her loot and checked out on mommy dearest.
jesus fucking christ you old whore put a bra on!
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Courtney has a serious case of wonk eye going on. Her right eye is bigger with a different shape than the left eye. wtf. and those tits. THOSE TITS. Two halves of a grapefruit. I'd be fuckin pissed if I paid for that mess. Now that the swelling has gone down I can see that her plastic surgeon is visually challenged.
They almost did too. Then they remembered they're attached to her, and thought (tits think?) 'What's the point?'
can't blame a tit for trying!
rum, lil titty, run and be free...
Horrible boob job. She will never be classy, no matter how hard she tries.
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Yeah, from those old photos and vids and stuff, you can see how Francis Bean got her Dad's almost everything except she has her Momma's chin. Francis is really lovely, IMO. I actually used to think that Courtney was cool once. Just goes to show that early intervention for major mental illness really does go a long way. She has been self medicating and is just completely chemically undone. I see it all of the time here on the streets on Vancouver and it's so tragic.
In that video, in the first segment, Courtney looks just like Jay Leno dressed as Little Bo Peep.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 10:17pm.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:44pm.
I haven't linked to it in a while, but her's Courtney back in 1987 - before all the plastic surgery:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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I've seen this but I'm still kinda wow @ the weirdass combination of a coked out Debbie Harry tryna act normal while Robbie Nevil plays in the background and Courtney all dressed up like Madonna tryna to act weird.
I'm glad that she's accomplished something in life tho...she's really for real weird now. No more pretend.
C Love has a better surgeon than Madge.
well, at least she doesn't look like death, right?
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i love the color and thats all.
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When the chirrens of New Yawk see that red dress combined with the Radio Man's beard, they're all going to develop an irrational fear of Santa Claus. THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!! Courtney needs a lump of coal for that mess.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by mike on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 8:44pm.
I haven't linked to it in a while, but her's Courtney back in 1987 - before all the plastic surgery:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
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I've seen this but I'm still kinda wow @ the weirdass combination of a coked out Debbie Harry tryna act normal while Robbie Nevil plays in the background and Courtney all dressed up like Madonna tryna to act weird.
I'm glad that she's accomplished something in life tho...she's really for real weird now. No more pretend.
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Anyone else read that VF article on her? The Melodram Patheticism was pretty overwhelming. She seems legitimately certifiable. Just completely gone and extremely delusional/paranoid. Sad.
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I haven't linked to it in a while, but her's Courtney back in 1987 - before all the plastic surgery:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=641_1203021600
Though only silicone they've been crammed up in that old dried husk long enough to become even more ignorant and overlook the obvious. You wait until her 9pm "shot of vitamins" and then while she's teetering between high and overdosed you make a run for it. It's the only way.
She's very perplexing lately. She can be actually (gasp) pretty in a waxy, completely unnatural way and then she's this mixed hot mess. She still has the fixed face that she can't help but not have fucked up yet and some nice clothes that she hasn't sold to feed her new habit or anything, but the hair and tits hanging out tell the rest of the story.
That coat thing looks like the valance over my ex-MIL's living room windows.
Dude looks like Quint from Jaws. That other guy kinda does too.
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Oh look, Courtney's had another nose job.
I really hate this poser bitch!
Courtney Love bringing the crazy since 1990.
WITF???? Has she destroyed every mirror in her home for the 'good' shit? She could not have looked at herself before leaving. Yep, looks like the dress is on backwards from here.
Submitted by Bree on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:56pm.
I always wish I had smaller boobs so I could wear pretty dresses.
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I always wish my boobs were not hanging down to my belly button with drippy sweat underneath.
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Haha, gotta tuck some toilet paper under those babies. Nothing feels better than coming home and letting the girls air out though!
Her tits look like shit, but her skin looks great down there.
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She's even more wasted than her dress. Note to Courtney: bedonkadonk good, bewonkawonk bad. Gawd that's just nasty.
Was Radio Man on 30 Rock?
He looks familiar.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:24pm.
So...um...is that the only person who wanted to take a picture with her...? Does he even want to?
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I always wish I had smaller boobs so I could wear pretty dresses.
Then I see misshapen tittyballs running from each other like this and become thankful that mine have nowhere to run.
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Here's a Courtney Love true life story. Years ago, she came into a downtown boutique in Austin during SXSW. She had an assistant with her who had a note with CL's measurements on it and she wrapped a measuring tape around the clothes because she refused to try anything on.
I've seen Courtney look worse and the color really is pretty.
Submitted by Poopele on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:39pm.
I'm going to invite her to the Marine Corp Ball.
You might actually have a chance with this one.
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OK. Not for nothing but if the dress fit her properly and wasn't wrinkled she would look good, like the color. I think her face looks good in a couple of photos #2 and 6. She looks neither too fat/bloated or super skinny.
Her titties have divorced each other or have restraining orders against each other... or one may be going through hell and is about to commit suicide.
Win win either way!
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I'm going to invite her to the Marine Corp Ball.
Is her nose collapsing? *shivers*
Sadly I think this is Lohans future...taking pics with some wierd guy in an alley!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:30pm.
But surrsly. Is that dress on backwards?!
Amember when Britney did that?... she went into a club, straight to the bathroom and put her dress on backwards? That's some crazy shit, dude.
I'm sure it's Steve Coogan's fault. Again.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:30pm.
But surrsly. Is that dress on backwards?!
I was wondering the same thing.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:11pm.
love the wrinkles, very fashion forward!!
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Hahahaa!
But surrsly. Is that dress on backwards?!
Amember when Britney did that?... she went into a club, straight to the bathroom and put her dress on backwards? That's some crazy shit, dude.
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So...um...is that the only person who wanted to take a picture with her...? Does he even want to?
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Submitted by karmaskull on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:17pm.
I know implants tend to harden with time (I don't have them myself) and I think her weight gain/loss doesn't help. So they end up sitting on her skinny chest and decide to stop moving.
She probably needs new ones, but doesn't have the $$$ or the body fat to make 'em look nice.
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Implants that are done well(and put under the muscle) move and look like real boobs. Those that are put in over the muscle and aren't taken well care of tend to harden and even hang crooked. When you get them done they give you a list of exercises and massages you are supposed to do to help them heal properly. Most of these bitches just get them done and pop them in a push-up bra and ruin them. I got them...and for 1 year I wasn't allowed to wear under wire bras at all. Anywhoo...yeah Courtney's look a bit funky...but she's funky so there ya go.
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One day I m going to walk around with a nipple out. Just to see how long it takes til someone notices. After that i move to a different country.
And I think Dog is right, it looks like she is wearing that thing backwards...
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Well, duh. Her frigging frock is on backwards!!!!!!! No wonder she looks like Scarlett O'Hara using a couch for an oufit.
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Wow...both tits are making a run for it. LOL. Oh Courtney...you're crazy is mesmerizing!! @.@
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I know implants tend to harden with time (I don't have them myself) and I think her weight gain/loss doesn't help. So they end up sitting on her skinny chest and decide to stop moving.
She probably needs new ones, but doesn't have the $$$ or the body fat to make 'em look nice.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 11/22/2011 - 6:13pm.
How does it get to the point where your boobs run in separate directions?
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Wise breast to want to get away from that murderess.
I want to take her to the prom.
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