Afternoon Crumbs

November 22, 2011 / Posted by:

EXCUSE HIS BEAUTY! Diamond studs and Playboy Pink lipstick transform Bruce Jenner into the most glamorously gorgeous member of the Kardashian Klan. I think Martina Navratilova just fell in love! – ICYDK

JLo’s publicist should’ve went all the way and said that she and Skeletor were humping on the hood of a Fiat – The Superficial

Elizabeth Olsen basically said she’s the fat one in the family – Celebitchy

Jeremy Renner of The It Factor: L.A. (they really need to bring that shit back) fame is too busy to date – Towleroad

Nicole Scherzinger’s bare culo can sit on your coffee table now – Hollywood Tuna

Madge just LOOOOOOAAAATHES this Christmas tree – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Rachel Bilson just stepped in a thick layer of burgundy FUG – Popoholic

41 warm hugs of awwww around your dark cold heart – The Berry

Janet from 90210 is a mom – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson just doesn’t give a shit – Popsugar

Megyn Kelly will take her pepper spray on the side of her garden salad, thankyouverymuch – The Daily What

Dumb ass pussy alert – OMG Blog

Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks at monogamy, but he’s a boss at DVD commentery – Videogum

Jason Segel and that puppet lady from Hoarders should hook up – I’m Not Obsessed

Eva Mendes as Amy Vinocasa – Hollywood Rag

XYZ, Reese, XYZ – Cityrag

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