Yes, JLo, We Get It. Your Chocha Is Free Again.
Because JLo no longer has to face the controlling Puerto Rican wrath Skeletor vomits out at her every time she flop fucks the stage like a Real Housewife mermaid in heat, she went pussy-out wild at last night's AMAs. I thoroughly believe that there is no retirement age for doing ho shit, so I have no words of hate for 42-year-old JLo shoving her Thanksgiving dinner for 12 all over Pitbull's bulge. (Side note: Even though Pitbull's peen probably tastes like Drakkar Noir and he uses his own spit as lube, I'd still let him bite, lockjaw or whatever me. I so would. Judge me or report me to the ASPCA all you want.)
JLo started her performance by earning another Razzie for her staged breakdown and then she continued to strip like a lunch shift stripper until all she had on was Brit Brit's streched-out bodysuit. For real, though, JLo's performance was really nothing more than a joint commercial for Fiat and her liberated vagina. I kept waiting for this bitch to run over a Skeletor cardboard cutout with her Fiat to really drive the point into our brains.
We get it. JLo wants all of us to buy a car that costs less than her annual labia bleaching bill and she's HORNY! Keep fucking that Fiat, JLo, but nobody's ever going to believe that you actually drive one of those things when a camera isn't around.
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Since when is it okay to rub your ass on someone's crotch during prime time tv? She is such an attention whore douche bag.
Great performance, looked better than ever, riding on top of her game...good for Jennifer!
Go away JLO!
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J-low please.... her chocha would as wide as the panama canal, considering she used to fuck marc 'anaconda' anthony.
If she wanted to let the world know her chocha was free, all she had to do was open her legs like an aiport runway and have 2 guys with flashlights flag some dick down.
Would of been more subtle.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
PUKE! I knew the second that no talent hack signed on to judge AI she would stick her fat ass back in the spotlight again.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 11:07am.
okpta5slo028271tcm,ap.xxmiegxvx.....sorry about that, just wiping semen off my keyboard :(
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Hahahahaa!! Fapping to JLo, Pitbull or both? ;D
Mmm, Pitbull. Papi just needs to free that bulge from his pants. As long as I have a face, he'll always have a place to slap that pinga!
Meanwhile…what in the leopard print Stevie Nicks hell is JLo doing in that one photo? Stand back, indeed….I just can't.
That outfit looks better on Carmen Carrera.
I cannot stop laughing at JHO Bag's desperate attempts to be sexy and relevant. She looks like a big fat overstuffed chorizo sausage. She can't sing, dance or act. Her snarling and sneering is dated, just like her. She's low rent used up old trash. She keeps trying to prove she's has some sort of talent, but it just proves she has no talent at all. She never had it. She is a rotten self absorbed horrid pig bitch!
She Stinks!
God i can't stand jennifer lopez
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YOu have to work real hard to be that NOT sexy...like a full time job to wreck it like that.
I've never been married (and refused to) but is this how you react after a divorce? She spent more time humping the floor than singing.
She does have a nice bod, but I'm with the majority, never suffocate a nice bod in a hand-me-down pantyho
Submitted by saltydog88 on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 4:44pm.
I've always found Pitt Bull beond sexy, and in my fantasy he is a lot taller than in reality...his rapping is just so damn sexy
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It is!!! Amen to THAT!! I love the collabo with Shakira, Rabiosa. He voice does things to me. *le sigh*
I just got back from Puerto Rico and there was posters every where for a Mark Anthony concert and Brittany Spears/
I've always found Pitt Bull beond sexy, and in my fantasy he is a lot taller than in reality...his rapping is just so damn sexy
A big AMEN to all the props for Pitbull!! I tried not to like him at first, but dang he is everywhere. I don't think anyone makes a record without him being on it anymore, LOL LOL. And yes, he is SEXY!!!
Not to sound like a prude but does putting on a good dance show mean you are essentially dry humping others? Isn't there a way to be sexy without being a slut?
Not to sound like a prude but does putting on a good dance show mean you are essentially dry humping others? Isn't there a way to be sexy without being a slut?
Submitted by bitchSpray on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 3:47pm.
i didn't know pitbull until now and he looks hot in those pictures.
but then i googled him and noticed he's sporting a GAY MARK (that tiny little piece of facial hair just below the lower lip). and that means... UNSEXY! i'll pass on this one
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Wow, I simply cannot believe that anyone judges anyone else by something like that!!! It is actually laughable and from the stone age!
The Fiat on stage put me through cotdam changes, but Jennifer looks amazing, can't deny that. It's really a testament to her work ethic. She fell off the grid for quite a while and she's hot once again. I admire that.
As for the Adele/Katy Perry comments. Adele is awesome, no denying that, but so is Katy. Adele deserves every accolade, and Katy does too. Adele's definitely got pipes, but Katy does too. Adele writes great songs, but Katy does too.
I guess cunts wouldn't be cunts without something cunty to say.
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i didn't know pitbull until now and he looks hot in those pictures.
but then i googled him and noticed he's sporting a GAY MARK (that tiny little piece of facial hair just below the lower lip). and that means... UNSEXY! i'll pass on this one
She could do one thing for me and I promise not to call her a fat ass anymore. Sit on Justin Bieber.
She's hot, but desperate. The expression on his face changes when he looks down. Did she bedazzle a price tag on her rear?
Damn, did Pitbull stuff his pants or does he really have all that junk going on? I got a little horny watching the Pitbull part. I was on the rag and haven't had sex in a week :(
JLo looks HOT.
That is all.
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I want Pitbull to dirty talk to me in Spanish while he rails me from behind. That man is the SEX. All 4ft 2in of him.
JLo is pathetic.
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love all the snarky comments, but JLow is really sexy for her age, however I know most of it is due to having mucho mas dinero to look that good, and forgive me but I think Pitbull is fucking hawt. I don't like the breed, but the man is yum. I wonder if he changed his name to Labrador or Retriever if it would help? How about HOund, or Spaniel??? Probably not, but I really don't like that breed particularly.
fucking jlo. if we had all sucked peen for fame & money as opposed to pot, tequila, and taco bell, we'd all look good at 72 too.
and fiat totally lost me when they signed this skank as their spokesbitch.
When is this greedy ho and her big fat ego gonna fade back to obscurity again?
Pitbull doesnt give a shit-I cant see him putting up with her and her fucking ego though-he always seems kinda cool and laid back like he just smoked a big fatty...
Yeah -PB is kinda hot -my husband's Cuban and completely sex mad-in fact most Cubans seem to be-I think its because its the one thing on the island that the Castro government couldn't sensor!
Thing about Skeletor is that he's a real talent and can really sing-he's a huge star in the latin world-this ho is a dancer period with a great manager in Benny Medina...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Having a dancers' body pays off when you hit 40+! She looks great.
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JLo was amazing last night. Her set was incredible and she had the whole place jumpin.
I'm not going to snark on her manufactured music. But I will say that this is the best she has ever looked, physique and face. She's at her physical peak and on the prowl.
And I don't care much for PB's music either, but he does have an incredibly sexy voice for what it's worth. He actually sounds like a real man.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
I would totally fuck pitbull. He has a song where he says"let me eat your ass" or something to that affect so I know he is freaky. J.lo ass has just disappeared, so sad.
PittBull is hawt, I don't care what you bitches say! ;p
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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 12:59pm.
I was going to make fun of everyone lusting after Pitbull, but then I remembered my massive crush on Adrien Brody. So I kept quiet.
Jennifer has reached that age when women start getting really horny. She had to leave home and go get her sex on. Which is a shame because Marc Anthony is a cool dude. He may not be a whole lot to look at, but he is a cool guy.
Wow. I find it hilarious that these outfits are all she has to stay in the news. That and her "Cave of the Winds". Seriously. What a trashy twit to be at the same awards show with her Skeletor and behave like this. It's not even remotely fucking classy or becoming. But when has she ever been? Oh yeah, maybe during the 5 minutes she was engaged to Ben Affleck.
I am a Latina, and she is such a colossal embarassment. How proud her children will be of her. "Thanks mommy, you made boom-boom with Skeletor and I have to look like him!!!! Thanks a lot!!! My boyfriend is only dating me because you're a skank and he really wants you!!!" Mommie Dearest, anyone???
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
PB isnt very attractive physically, but his swagger, attitude, and the way he talks (accent & tone of his voice & his delivery on his songs) make him VERY attractive to me, I'll be the first to admit dude is busted in the face region... but I cant deny that over the years he has grown on me and I respect him as an artist.
Listen to Armada Latina wit Cyprus Hill n Marc Anthony, and tell me PB doent sound sexy as a mofo!! .. Everytime I hear his verse on that song I wanna jump on that man!
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I don't hate on her, I don't like her... But she can put more of a show than britney can in this day and time.
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thos ugly dirty used body suits gross me out. do they lend them to each other? when they use it once i dont want them to wear it again cuz u know they dotn wash that- j lo, shakira, nicki m. , christina aguilera look like they dont shower- ME DAN ASCO !!!!
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I'd like to see the slags here who think Pitbull is hot. Vomit.
I agree skinnyfat. When Katy Perry is nominated in the same category as ADELE, you know real music is dead.
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And I feel fine any time she's around me now, she's around me now almost all the time.
And if I'm well you can tell she's been with me now,she's been with me now,for a long, long time,and I feel fine.
real music is dead. why isn't anyone screeching about this bitch lipsynching? brit brit gets called on it all the time.
Hold up! Panty creaming over Pitbull?!?! He is FUG and disgusting and short. Get a grip people! http://netstorage.metrolyrics.com/artists/large/1913284767/pitbull-Rappe...
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I like her, but she is pushing it with fiat shit.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
It looks like Jello must have had ass lipo or something. She looks a lot more average in the trunk these days. The rest of her doesn't look any thinner, and you can't "spot-reduce" (SHUT UP NO YOU CAN'T), so I am thinking she had a few buckets of lard sucked out of her back porch.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 12:31pm.
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That happens to me all the time! Thanks for 'splainin'!
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Hot damn. I bet Jennifer is amazing in the sack with that ass rack and those Latina dance moves.
Homina. Homina. Homina. SCHWING!
Mother of two? Mother of God! What a whore.