“Excuse Me, Mrs. Carter, I Just Have To Readjust Your Pillow Baby…”

November 21, 2011 / Posted by:

Of course, the official statement from Beyonce’s publicist is that this man was completely bald and he traveled 3,000 miles to her DVD release party in NYC and begged her to let him touch the dome of infinite light protecting her unborn golden child. Beyonce is nothing but a giver, so she nodded out a yes and as soon as his finger tips touched her skin, wig hair sprouted out of his head and pushed his beanie off. A wig miracle! Yes, I’m sure this is the story according to the House of Dereon and I believe every word of it. We should all pray…..

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