Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Quite some time ago, I had a little tiny blind item about these two and how they are basically hookers. Later I had another little item about one of the two. Well, today, I thought I would write a little more about their escapades. Oh, I like that word. I bet some teen mom has named their kid Escapade and meant Escalade.
Anyway, these two started out hooking about ten years ago. I can't believe it has been that long. At that time they started out at the same level fame wise. Hooker #1 had some early fame and got her own reality show and then that came and went and she had to go back to hooking. Now we are not talking about standing on street corners or being an escort somewhere. They basically just let it be known they were available for a price. Hooker #2 was jealous of Hooker #1's early fame but Hooker #2 has skyrocketed past Hooker #1 in the fame department and now the two people who used to have the $10,000 a night combo special together do not even talk.
If you ever saw Hooker #1 on a talk show or a guest spot on a television show, you can put it in the bank it is because she slept with someone. Usually they would be customers who would trade her a spot for free sex for a month. Hooker #1 used to command $5000 a night and at one point had slept with just about the entire NY Yankees roster. Now though, time has worn her down some and she gets about $1500 a night and has been forced to have sex with executives rather than celebrities or stars. The good news for her is that she has started to get some job offers from her new customers.
Hooker #1 also introduced Hooker #2 to one of her most famous boyfriends. After paying for Hooker #1, he found out that Hooker #2 was available and it was the last time (CDAN)
It's been a minute since I've seen an old episode of The Gastineau Ghouls, but I think I remember idolizing the mom who looked like an embalmed Muppet because she proudly admitted to "dating" rich dudes for expensive gifts. So maybe she passed down everything she knows about the ho game to her daughter Brittny who passed it down to her ex-friend Kim Kardashian? Then Kim traded selling pussy for selling her soul.SAD is when a whore forgets the whore who taught her how to whore her way up to the whore pile.
There’s a reason this reality star doesn’t want information about her past coming to light. It’s not just because she is embarrassed about her past profession. It’s because her manager from that past profession has a big mouth. He will tell anyone who will listen about the very special gift he purchased for her that she still displays very proudly – her breast implants. He is also likely to spill all the juicy details about her hot affair with the super-wealthy man for whom she was ready to ditch her husband. Yes, despite her protestations, the girl is definitely a gold-digger. BTW, the rich guy wouldn’t marry her, so she had to settle for her husband. (Blind Gossip)
Kim Zolciak from Real Housewives of Atlanta? Or Jacqueline from Real Housewives of New Jersey?
This D List actress has a stage name that we know her by, but under her real name, she is managing to collect government benefits by fudging the numbers on her income. (BuzzFoto)
I don't have one guess, but Lindsay Lohan is going to heel herself in the taint for not coming up with this first until she realizes that it won't be long before she can legitimately collect government benefits.
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item #2 is definitely MELISSA GORGA from Real Housewives of NJ
I don't give a shit about any of the real housewife shows. Too toxic to be entertaining.
Kim Zolzial is not the only who doesn’t want information about her past coming to light! Open the shades, Kim and Joga, for the reveal.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 6:48pm.
Hey, MK, WHO is the actress "from Texas" who is suing the online "imdb.com" people for one-million dollars for revealing her actual age is 40? She claims she can't get hired now because "no one hires that age actress". It's a real lawsuit and of course the imdb lawyers are saying the first thing is that this "Jane Doe" is going to have to reveal herself.
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http://www.dlisted.com/2011/10/18/blind-items-i-guess-you-guess
People are guessing Nikki Bilderback
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The D-List actress on welfare has got to be some 70s or 80s or 90s sitcom cast member who we'd remember but not think of much today. Like this one:
"Bern Nadette Stanis (Born Bernadette Stanislaus on December 22, 1953) is an American actress best known for her role as the strong-willed Thelma Evans on the CBS sitcom, Good Times."
Hey, MK, WHO is the actress "from Texas" who is suing the online "imdb.com" people for one-million dollars for revealing her actual age is 40? She claims she can't get hired now because "no one hires that age actress". It's a real lawsuit and of course the imdb lawyers are saying the first thing is that this "Jane Doe" is going to have to reveal herself.
Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 2:09pm.
louise I totally remember that! I've heard several times that before anyone knew who she was, she was hooking. Wouldn't doubt it for a second.
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I remember seeing some pictures too of Paris naked at a party on her knees...but all of the other women were dressed. There was a naked dude (supposedly one of the guys from Gnarls Barkley standing in front of her. I think she may have been the entertainment for the night.
There were also rumors about Paris during her teen years hanging in the Hamptons before she was well known. I think that she was probably "working" at those parties she used to attend.
Here is the Brett Butler story, she is not homeless anymore.
I remember reading what a class A bitch she was. Treated underlings like shit and got people fired. Horrible woman.
Now she's hawking her "psychic abilities". Get a real job like the rest of us honey. You're not as special as you think:
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/tv/grace-under-fire-star-...
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I am not sure about these blind items...because why will the Kartrassians charge for their vadge if they come from money?...her daddy was rich and left them millions...why will they need to peddle the puss? I can see them sleeping with dudes to advance their trashy careers but not necessarily charging hourly and night rates like pros. Same goes for Parasite. Now Lohan on the other hand does need to peddle the pussetta because that's all she has...no family money or career to fall back on. Although I am sure she isn't the one they are referring to here.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
3. Brett Butler (real name: Brett Anderson). She's reportedly living at a homeless shelter.
#2= Melissa Horga (typo and it stays). Nice brain buster there.
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I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Paris Hilton and KKPuke.
Submitted by stake_spike on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 2:51pm.
I've would have pegged one of the #1 blinds Kourtney, not Kim. Kourtney and Britney were on that cowboy show Papa Joe did for E! (yes I watched that and the Gastineau Girls, I'm a saddo).
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Hmmm, well maybe #1 is KK and Brittny then. Wouldn't surprise me.
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That second one is Melissa Gorga/Strippergate. This wasn't even blind on another site. Names were named. Try harder, Blind Gossip.
I've would have pegged one of the #1 blinds Kourtney, not Kim. Kourtney and Britney were on that cowboy show Papa Joe did for E! (yes I watched that and the Gastineau Girls, I'm a saddo).
I love these Blinds...they are either all gay or closted gays, all ho's or soon to be ho's or ex-ho's or women beaters, or drug addicts trying to pretend not to be...it is like Hollyweird is the absolute WORSE of humanity...I get sick to my stomach thinking how fucking hard I work to barely squeak by, when all I have to do is spread my legs to some rich fucker and say "come and get it"...so with that rant aside, I say that skanky Whoretrashian and either Parasite or the GAstineau whore, b) sounds like that wig wearing freak the other slut Kim Z., and who knows c) but kudos for fucking over "da man".
#2 = Melissa Gorga? Clues: "she DISPLAYS" (her single "on Display"), "juicy details" (her brother-in-law's nickname "juicy"), "she is a gold-digger" (Tre says she married Joe for his money).
#1 sounds smack on!
All the subconsciously closeted homophobes here are going to be PISSED none of these blinds are gay.
louise I totally remember that! I've heard several times that before anyone knew who she was, she was hooking. Wouldn't doubt it for a second.
Sweetas- I was thinking maybe Paris, too. Remember when someone put all the stuff from her storage locker online? In one of the videos she said, "I get fucked in the butt for coke" (in addition to a bunch of racist junk).
I thought Brittny introduced KK to Miles Austin. (?)
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I wonder if hooker #1 is Paris? I guess only if "time has worn her down some" = "you could stick your whole head up there but you wouldn't want to".
Call me blissfully oblivious, but I'd never heard of these Gastineau people until this blind and I google their asses. Wish I could say the same about the Kuntrashians.
And is it me, or is that Brittny chick Khloe-sized?
Submitted by MissAnnThrope on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:39pm.
Can someone please tell me WHO in Hollywood ISN"T a ho? there are probaby
a few young girls that aren't YET, but by and large, that place is a cesspool and I'm sure we have NO IDEA how bad it really is. Gross. Just Gross.
IKR? I give a lot of the people who choose to live outside Hollywood and/or quiet lives outside of the spotlight a non-whore pass. But assume that pretty much most people who MK writes about regularly are whores of one kind or another.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 1:38pm.
rukidding me, I read they have not talked since the split up of KK and KH.
MK linked to the story
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Can someone please tell me WHO in Hollywood ISN"T a ho? there are probaby
a few young girls that aren't YET, but by and large, that place is a cesspool and I'm sure we have NO IDEA how bad it really is. Gross. Just Gross.
#2 is Melissa Gorga...
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rukidding me, I read they have not talked since the split up of KK and KH.
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And I feel fine any time she's around me now, she's around me now almost all the time.
And if I'm well you can tell she's been with me now,she's been with me now,for a long, long time,and I feel fine.
So did Brittny introduce Kim to Reggie or Kris? Just wonderin'. And eww.
Brittny Gastineau was at Kim's wedding and bridal showers, so the part of the blind item that says they no longer speak leads me to think this is not about Brittny and Kim.
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so many words to say that two whores who are famous for whoring are actually real whores.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
The last one is Tara Reid.
Edit: Tara Reid is her real name. I have no clue who it'd be.
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Douchechill!
#1 is spot on...Lisa actually taught PMK proper pimp game...when you get too old and weathered, whore out your daughters and you can continue to not work a day in your life...
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I've said it before and I'll say it again: CDAN fucking sucks and I cannot waste my brain power reading his way too long (and fake) blinds. He also tries so pathetically hard to be funny, and always fails miserably. (Nice "Escalade" joke.)
MK is way too good to give page this dickwad publicity.
I would love #1 to be Kim K......
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And I feel fine any time she's around me now, she's around me now almost all the time.
And if I'm well you can tell she's been with me now,she's been with me now,for a long, long time,and I feel fine.
SAD is when a whore forgets the whore who taught her how to whore her way up to the whore pile.
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Hold the mayo on the smoochy lips. Blech.
For number 4 I say Tila Tequila but is she even D-List anymore... if not her than the one who was New York from Flavor Flav...
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I suck at blind items... but sounds like you've got #1 pegged.
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#1 Britney Spears and Christina lolol.
Ew. The one on the left's mouf looks like an anus.
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