Everything Justin Bieber learned about the 1920s he learned from watching a very special 1920s episode of Sesame Street that his mommy Usher showed him in the playroom before a concert, so knowing that I’d say he pretty much nailed the Boardwalk Playpen drag he and his lipstick lesbian girlfriend Selena Gomez wore to the AMAs last night. I’ve always wanted to know what it would look like if Jodie Foster played the title role in Bugsy Malone instead of Scott Baio, so I thank The Lesbeaver for giving me the answer.
Justin deciding to wear the oversized tuxedo he wears while playing parking valet during tricycle time at his kindergarten was just a good move. But I do have one note….
Why didn’t somebody give him a candy cigar to puff on?! Think of what could’ve been…
Oh well. I’m sure the missing candy cigar still won’t stop Nickelodeon from greenlighting Justin/Justina starring The Lesbeaver.
Meanwhile, somebody give THIS fuck-flipping photobomber every award available.