Afternoon Crumbs

November 21, 2011 / Posted by:

George Clooney got elbow surgery and Stacy Keibler Tweeted about it. Elbow surgery? HA. So are we collectively putting our money on a “self-fisting gone wrong” accident or did he forget the safe word when Stacy had him pinned down with her knees?- Lainey Gossip

The still on that video just screams: “So he’s going to take the middle, you grab the lube!”Towleroad

Jenny McCarthy’s nose job needs a tune-up – Celebitchy

Nothing says “I’m sowweeee I bareback boned a slut and got caught” like a $100,000 car – The Superficial

JLove SANS FARDS and SANS BANDAGE DRESS – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

“Oh yeah, Lady CaCa really struggled” said me while gargling with sarcasm – The Berry

This headline would be so much better if it read: Katherine Heigl Drops Off The Face Of The Earth – Popoholic

Ceiling Eyes’ titties are trying to run from each other – Hollywood Tuna

It’s nice to see that Sean Young’s Blade Runner hair found a new gig – Just Jared

And Tommy Girl and Suri Cruise totally fought over which one of them got to be Nancy Kerrigan – Popsugar

Kristin Wiig is GQ’s Bro of the Year – ICYDK

Did the seagull have the herp too? – The Daily What

Pussy wrestling! – SOW

Stop me if you’ve heard this before, a Bachelorette and the ho she picked break up…. – I’m Not Obsessed

Mark this day in history as the time that a satisfied face was that close to The Hoff’s crotch – Cityrag

And on the menu today is a rolled crepe provided to you by Florian Finn – (NSFW) OMG Blog

“Get Off My Fucking Boat!” would actually be a good title for Robert Wagner’s second autobiography – Hollywood Rag

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