What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
If the fringe curtain that hangs over my cousin's bedroom doorway and the grease-stained old chinoise wallpaper in my grandma's kitchen were used to make a costume for a chorus skater in an Ice Capades version of The World of Suzie Wong, it would look like the mess Blake Lively wore to Gossip Girl's 100 episode party in NYC last night. That shit is made of so much fug that there's no way you could find one ho who would gladly use it to floss her twat. But there's Blake trying to sell that fug dress like a Tijuana child selling a box of chicles.
My favorite part is how Blake's actually doing the "hand on hip, sway back" pose. THIS BITCH would do a basic pose you learn your first day at that piece of amateur shit modeling school John Robert Powers (I can say this as an alumni of JRP's rival school Barbizon). Fall back all the way, Blake, because you ain't doing the pose, the pose is doing you.
And here's a few other messes from last night's party including: Leighton Meester, the most beautiful woman there Chace Crawford, Ed Westwick (who is prune-ing till he makes it), Penn Badgley, Hooker Megan from Melrose Place with Matthew Settle and Michelle Trachtenberg.
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One day when Blake is strolling through Times Square she will casually look up to see the visage of her billboard torso parading the universe, her gaze staring back at her and non the wiser passer bys, before turning to whisper to the paparazzi shadowing her every move- ‘this is what waits you too when you learn how to perfectly milk the camera man.’
Don’t you wish you could get on the merry go round too?
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2011/11/fashionista-blake-lively-turns-u...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:15pm.
Taylor Swift is just not pretty to me. Her face bugs me.
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The squint combined with the "come-hither" look really annoys me. It's not sexy at all.
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HELLO? did blake get a boob job? why are her tetas flat??
has she lost weight and her ta-tas shrank??
ha ha looks like damn foil xmas tree
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Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 7:52pm.
If ANYONE is still laboring under the delusion that Ed Westwick is a labia-lover, thumb #12 should shatter it pretty quickly. NO STRAIGHT GUY EVER would wear that ensemble (pinky ring AND pocket watch? Really?)
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So not true. Ed is from London, he's a Camden boy. In Shoreditch and Camden, loads of straight guys dress like that. He might well be gay, but his clothes aint nothing unusual.
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
first of all, i'm offended gossip girl is still on the air...secondly, the male entities on this show are working the camera way better than the females....
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This show is still on TV and she is still on it? I thought she left to suck the cocks of half of Hollywood to get on the big screen?
And that dress is a big fat hell to the NO!
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Cheryl Cole wore something very similar to Blake's dress TWO FUCKING YEARS AGO!!! How can Blake be so out of date? argh...
wow a few years ago Ed Westwick was some-what a hot lil number. He has aged 10+ years with the drugs, smoking, drinking and THAT HAIRCUT. He almost looks like DJ Conner
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 12:32am.
I'm signing off too, but not because of your hooting. I have to mentally prepare myself for an ice cold shower. It's close to 0 °C (32 °F) and our central heating system is still down. If I were braver, I would gladly go outside smelling like a pawn shop customer.
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Wow, that's a lot of glittery blandness, right there.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 11/21/2011 - 12:18am.
Owl! What have you done to scare off the rest of of the evening crew?
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Sorry, I'll stop "Hooting".... ; )
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Owl! What have you done to scare off the rest of the evening crew?
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Oh, Hysteria: Hoot Hoot.
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No Taylor can't sing at all. Thats not even debatable. She hasn't grown so that's why I don't bother with anything she does.
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:35pm.
Taylor was doing just fine before the Kanye thing IMHO. I actually stopped listening to her after that mess between her and Kanye went down. Yes, I will admit to owning her first 2 discs. She writes/co-writes some good and very catchy songs.
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But Kanye kicked her butt into the stratosphere ... where it definitely was not before, IMHO. Taylor is all over the place now. She really isn't THAT good a singer, which she proved at grammy live performance.
Honestly, though, I don't really care about either of them. So whatever.
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elmo, me too. I LOVE the "Stripped" album. She has such a great voice. I;ll bet she has smoked, which contributed to the deterioration of her voice.
Family Guy is hilarious, by the way.
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Submitted by Chatham on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:14pm.
Ha-ha. She does look a little squinty. She was probably trying to do the Marilyn Monroe sultry look but there is too much tension in the eyes. MM relaxed her eyelids as though she was just waking up and it's not as easy to execute as you'd think. There's a fine line between looking sultry and looking like you just drank a fifth of Jack.
Blake's facial expression looks like she's trying to read a fast food menu that's just a little too far away.
That dress is very swan-like Prima Ballerina meets the Car Wash meets a beaded hippy curtain meets a unicorn mane meets one of Lady Gaga's wigs meets a mop.
The shoes look like a nightmare to walk in and keep on your feet without extra straps to hold them in place.
The elephant teardrop earrings are oddly subtle compared to the rest of the costume (yes, I called it a costume).
She needs to flex a little harder when posing to tighten up the armpit flap.
I like the Grecian inspired hairstyle, very pretty as well as the cute little flower ring and the well manicured, short fingernails.
All in all, I give Ms. Lively a C +.
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Christina makes me kinda sad. She looks (dare I say it) extremely fat and just uncomfortable. On top of that her voice isn't what it used to be. She doesn't sound awful, but a little ragged. She would sound fantastic if she'd reign it in sometimes, like in "The Voice Within", "Beautiful", and just about every damned song on her first CD. Just reel it in a little Crissy.
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Night Bjork!
So are the Ama's over? I'm not watching the live stream so I'm probably behind most people.
Aaand Jlo's starting to sing and I'm switching channels.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:40pm.
Nite Bjorks...take care of that sitch! I'm also out and oh yeah this is a Gossip Girl thread so Blake looks good here...there I said it.
okay, the shitty Allen Gregory show is over, time for some Family Guy!
bye!
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
I am moving on to the fuckery called "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
Where is that broke-ass Heree getting money to build a house? That diner theatre is really working out for her.
Please, if there is a god in heaven, do not let me fall asleep before Kim and Kroy's wedding shower.
Have a good night all, I'm off to fap to those images of The Sitch.
Taylor was doing just fine before the Kanye thing IMHO. I actually stopped listening to her after that mess between her and Kanye went down. Yes, I will admit to owning her first 2 discs. She writes/co-writes some good and very catchy songs.
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elmo, she has a stylist that hates her, or she is a victim of delusional sizing (see Mariah Carey). She has gone around looking horrendous for months! Barely covered, and hanging out of everything she wears. She looks terrible in general.
Mani, I am the Queen of Questions!
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:15pm.
Taylor Swift is just not pretty to me. Her face bugs me.
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Me too. She should write a thank you letter to Kanye West and pay him a kickback. His front stage rudeness to her created widespread sympathy. Remember her rancid performance ... I think it was last year's grammys? Not that talented.
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I'm on the West Coast so I just I'm watching Kelly Clarkson perform.
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Submitted by Bjork You on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 10:22pm.
PSL,
Some of the musicians have nothing to do with music either.
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^THIS!^ Hahaha!
"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
PSL...so many questions LOL!
And why was Jlo in a car!
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I don't think Xtina is pregnant. There are always pics of her out getting shitfaced
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Unfortunately that doesn't mean she's not pregnant. And if she's not pregnant who the hell let her go on stage looking that bad?
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Hahahah Bjork.
true. some of them are just noise.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
PSL,
Some of the musicians have nothing to do with music either.
I don't think Xtina is pregnant. There are always pics of her out getting shitfaced.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
I am still, still jizzing from the pre-Awards show, watching The Situation, IN THAT JACKET, talk about where all the cool parties are.
http://www.examiner.com/jersey-shore-in-national/the-situation-at-2011-a...
Green Tea Latte on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 9:56pm.
Xtina @ 2011 AMA it ain't pretty y'all
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Actually, this is an improvement on recent x-tina fashion choices. She's taking a page from the JLH book of "bandage dresses don't make me look fat."
She's still chubby, of course. No one's fooled.
Taylor Swift is just not pretty to me. Her face bugs me.
Fucking Whitney Port and Jessica Alba were there? Again, what the hell for? These people have NOTHING to do with music. They are not even fucking a musician!
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
I can't help it, I like Nikki Minaj.
I saw some Vh1 documentary on her, and damn, that kid grew on me. And she takes good care of her mom and little brother. I also love her smile.
But bitch, work out the costume at home okay? Your long-ass walk across the stage to get your award took longer than your speech. And then your ass almost fell.
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I think considering what she has to work with she looks pretty good there. She's latina, their culture isn't as thinness obsessed.
So she's a spicy burrito and not a tamale. Super size burrito.
lol at ed - he looks so english and i love that he wears a sovereign ring (or what reminds me of one anyway).
leighton looks hot and i wish blair had better hair this season.
blake looks pretty but like gwyneth, she makes horrible terrible choices for dresses to flaunt in.
rufus & lily should be a real couple!
Worst from the side and moving... http://www.twirlit.com/2011/11/20/christina-aguilera-pregnant-photos-ama... let's hope she's halfway preggers...
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The AMAs just started here, and already I have a headache from Nicki Minaj.
I wonder if any of these tricks (Minaj, Katy Perry, Gaga) realize that these contrivances (performance art, my ass, mmkay?) that they think make them unique can't be unique when every pop ho under the planet is doing it?
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"That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment." -- Dorothy Parker
Bjork, I am not going to comment on Xtina's body- because it is ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT.
heehee
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 9:56pm.
Xtina @ 2011 AMA it ain't pretty y'all http://m.hollywoodlife.com/2011/11/20/christina-aguilera-amas-2011-ameri...
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Xtina needs to soften the look.
Who saw the magnificence of David Hasselhoff at the end of LMFAO's performance?
thumb 12 is the gayest of the gay!!!
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
To Ceiling Eyes:
You USED to be on a TV channel that USED to be about Music. That does noty mean you belong at the AMAs.
JFC.
Vanessa Manillafolders was there too. Why? Her husband has not had a music career for about a decade.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 9:52pm.
Green...it's approaching scary fat status.
Lionel Ritchie hasn't changed in 25 yrs!
Taylor Swift is gonna need a bigger junk drawer!
Bjorky! Jenny in glasses...ITA!
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McCarthy looked like one version of my librarian fantasy.
Xtina @ 2011 AMA it ain't pretty y'all http://m.hollywoodlife.com/2011/11/20/christina-aguilera-amas-2011-ameri...
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Someone by the bar keeps looking at us dancing. I see him starring at me, I see what he wants be
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Mr. Mercury ♥
CEILING EYES was there? What the HELL FOR?
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee