Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 20, 2011 / Posted by:

This three-wigged, fur coat-peddling master negotiator from Hardcore Pawn made The Soup’sClip of the Week” and also made my heart’s clip of the week for three extremely good reasons:

1. She smokes two rocks with one pipe by wearing three wigs, which elevates her beauty to goddess levels while causing her to sweat her way to weight loss. Three wigs + a sparkling glow + melting chunk = GENIUS! She better trademark her Sauna Wig before that thieving thief Beyonce tries to.

2. She is a skilled professional at the difficult art of the negotiation. Delusionally aiming high will make your item seem like a rare piece of luxury when in actuality that fur was previously worn by a coyote with mange that got into a fight with a pack of possums and lost. She says $50,000. He says $100 loan. She says DONE, knowing that she would’ve given it to him for a cigarette and a couple of lottery tickets. SCORE.

3. LACE: this bitch knows how to wear it.

If that hasn’t made you a believer in everything she’s giving, then skip to the 10:31 mark in the video below and watch her grand performance in its entirety. Her kitchen ass wig hat, her hypnotizing crack eyes and her Farmer in the Dell sound effects will make you howl at the moon.

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