Six Mix-A-Lot Just Changed His Mind
WARNING: Reading this story might make your butt pores secrete real sad tears every time you step into an AutoZone or Home Depot. You've been warned. This 30-year-old trans beauty with an ass that wants to quit itself was put into handcuffs in Miami Beach, FL after she allegedly pretended to be a doctor and injected some Goodyear shit into the butt cheeks of some dumb ass hos. Specifically, some dumb ass hos who didn't barf up a red flag when their doctor strolled into the back alley clinic looking like her hongray hongray ass just ate Randy's Donut.
The Miami Herald says that one chick, who wanted an ass that looks like Kim Kardashian's ass after inhaling the whole asses of Serena Williams and JLo, thought that Oneal Ron Morris was a real board certified doctor when she paid her $700 for a series of ass injections. When the victim laid down on a table at somebody's townhouse in Miami Gardens, she had no idea that Oneal was stuffing her ass with a mixture of cement, mineral oil, Super Glue and Fix-A-Flat. For weeks, the victim walked around with an Extreme Home Makeover ass and didn't think anything was wrong until she started having serious health problems including pnumoenia-like symptoms and nasty infected welts on her nalgas. Basically, bitch found out the painful way what the aftermath of a Paris Hilton rim job is like. It took several doctors and several hospital visits to figure out that the junk in her trunk (from a trunk) was the reason why she almost ended up kissing death. The victim is recovering and after a year-long investigation the police finally arrested Oneal.
The police believe that Oneal is part of a huge underground network of scam artists that have been pumping the wrong stuff into unsuspecting asses for years.
WHERE DO I BEGIN?! How did the victim not know some shit was up when the clinic was actually a room in the garage of some townhouse in Miami Gardens? How did the victim not know some shit was up when Oneal introduced the medical team and she recognized them as the day workers who hang out in the Home Depot parking lot? How did the victim not know some shit was up when a home inspector walked in to sign off on the work? How did the victim not know some shit was up when there were tire tread marks on her poops? And on to Oneal. You really have to have a bad case of Body Dysmorphia Disorder when you plump up your ass so much that it takes two sets of scaffolding, a clamp and three foreman for you to push out a shit. Then you have to clean your ass crack down at the local carwash. When she lies down she probably looks like a human seesaw. Why did it come to this? And that icicle chin! WHY?!
I know, I know. The answer to every single one of my questions is: IT'S FLORIDA!
(Thanks to everybody who sent this in)
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It's Jello from Date Movie.
I once worked a a gas station 1/2 mile from the county jail. We had a regular customer/hooker that actually looked like this. Came in with different wheels every week to pick up her cigarettes.
WTF!!!
That's all I got.
This can't be true. There is no way the human body could have cement injected into deep tissue and not go gangrenous from the rejection of that kind of foreign body.
I call B.S. on the scale of Alien Babies ala "The Enquirer" and some prosthetics to 'make a story out of whole cloth'. Times are hard though, so I can't really blame someone for making up some silly story like this to make a few bucks.
Okay, I'll do it. That's what she said.
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What in the praying mantis crackhooker hell is this?! - MK 9/09
how could she even walk around? that looks tremendously uncomfortable.
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That's photoshopped right?
Cheers,
Razors
Submitted by i_heart_jack on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 8:05pm.
I want to know where you find pants to fit a butt that huge.
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Walmart. Seriously she must be a size 24 on the bottom and a 2 on the top.
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Menage a NO! NO! NO!-MK
Oh. My. How fucked up is this? Wow.
A quack psuedo doctor was hosting "butt injection" parties here in Jersey. This guy was injecting the women with caulk to make their as* bigger. Many women became sick, and one lady died from it.
(973) Jersey Strong
this reminds me of the old SNL Big Butt series with Dan Ackroid and Jane Curtin..... very funny!
ontop: WHY INDEED!!! no doggie style for you bitch! that's just wrong.....
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I guess it's best to end a relationship the same way you start it: absolutely fucking tanked. MK 6/11
You can get the same effect shoving couch cushions down your pants.
I was in Florida exactly once, for about 15 minutes, getting on a cruise ship. I loathed it. Too steamy, too wet, too trashy.
*waits for THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID remark*
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what's more fucked up: that people are doing this to themselves, or that people actually think this is attractive?
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A baby's first words should not be: "DEATH DON'T TAKE ME NOW!!!" - MK
What the fuck!? Is this for real? Honestly, I think the only hope for humanity is a nuclear war at this point. We just need to start all over again.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Drizzling out, and my dog hates rain, so it was a quick walk.
IG, yes I know that feeling. Especially w Hasidic Jewish Men who do not bathe often. He would have refused to sit next to me anyway, since I am a woman.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
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Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:22am.
PSL and Deb!! You know how when you're in your seat and you see someone coming towards you and think, "Please don't sit by me, please don't sit by me, please...." and they did. Thankfully, they were both very nice people and I had some good medication. :)
HAHAHA! I do that all the time!
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Yes, IG I do! I'm glad that your flight wasn't as hellish as it could have been.
For me it's the screaming toddler that I first hear as I walk towards the gate that sits behind me.
PSL, you and your pooch have a nice walk!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey, on the south Florida as a third world country tip...
Does anybody think that if the Cuba wasn't ruled by communist dictator Castro, and the US didn't have such a restrictive trade and travel policy towards it all these years that this would be the case?
I really wonder. My step-daughter lived in the Little Haiti area of Miami around ten year ago, and has many stories of the "adventure" of living there.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
PSL and Deb!! You know how when you're in your seat and you see someone coming towards you and think, "Please don't sit by me, please don't sit by me, please...." and they did. Thankfully, they were both very nice people and I had some good medication. :)
Mani!! heehee
I don't want to wake up Tony Perkis, so I am going to walk my dog.
If there is ever an "ass" thread, it flocks to it. I wonder why. :)
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
JAYSUS, IG! That sounds awful! I'll bet you didn't even need a seatbelt the way you must have been wedged in!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
IG, I would have lost my mind.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:05am.
I am not going to comment on this ass, even though it is ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT.
You mean the one that EVERYBODY else has seen except me!
I really need to get FB.
Submitted by Deb on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 11:07am.
How'd you like to sit next to THAT on a plane for several hours?
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Ahahaha, I was once wedged between TWO people like this on a loooong flight from Newark to Dublin. I think I may have used one of them for a giant pillow. It was a Rocky Road indeed! :)
What?! She really had that in her ass? How do you inject cement? Yet another tip-off would have been the 1" diameter syringe.
So what is the 'doctor' injecting into hers/his? Whatever it is, it's making a break for her knees.
How'd you like to sit next to THAT on a plane for several hours?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I am not going to comment on this ass, even though it is ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT.
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When something gets in my way I go around it, don't let life get me down
Gonna take it the way I found it, I got the music in me
-Kiki Dee
Totally agree about Miami-everytime i go there I fall in love with it and my husband whose Cuban and has relatives there says theres no way we're moving there!
It was built with cocaine money really-that sort of adds to the atmosphere of tropical heat and sex and fucking mosquitoes that can suck you dry!
Hubby says its full of recently arrived criminal Cubans-totally forgetting he used to be one of them!
Anyhoo-back on subject-there are some fucking total dumb asses everywhere but the patients of the 'doctor' here must be extra fucking dumb-I mean -look at the ho!??
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 8:08pm.
One of the main reasons why I have always said that South Florida is a great place to vacation and play but DO NOT live there and def don't raise family there.
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That's what I've always been told. It's a shame I have relatives who live in Miami (one of them is rather wealthy though). Every time I'm there I always want to stay, but I pretty much get the same answer that it's not an ideal place to live. My boyfriend is originally from there, he told me how he and his sister had to go to private school b/c of how terrible the public schools are there. However someone told me if I like Miami then I would really like San Diego, so I guess that's something to look into.
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I don't think that is actually a tranny; the original article doesn't say anything about it.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I wonder if they make plus sized bidets? has to be the only hygiene option here
(s)he's not "posing", that's a mugshot
On the plus side, the huge bottom distracted me from even realizing this was a man. Not until I actually read what MK wrote did I realize this is a tranny.
Is that photo even real? That has to be photoshopped...the hips, the bottom...it's just way too big. Even if you inject things into your body you can't inject THAT much, skin is not THAT resilient.
Forced sterlization should be brought back.
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"Going to Burger King to eat healthy is like going to a prostitute for a hug." Dlister Supah 8.20.11
People like this continue to live because we are a civilized nation with less free roaming wild animals to eat them. Natural selection would have destroyed them by now but we are a kinder gentler mankind who determines that everyone had the right to life despite evidence to the contrary
I moved from Cali to FL two years ago and the difference in delusional bitches is astounding. There's a whole lotta plastic in Cali, but there are Wildensteins everywhere here. I've seen tit jobs and lip injections that have made me want to slap the silicone off them. They think they're the hottest thing alive.
I've personally never seen the fascination with enormous asses. I can appreciate a nice ass, but when you have to think and wonder how their crack gets clean, that is just too much ass.
This chick looks like it warmed back up here in FL so she shoved her bedazzled hoodie down her pants. Rly, it just looks nine kinds of fucked up.
And if you're paying a back alley bitch to fuck with your body, I will listen to it about as much as I would a bitch who caught syphilis for paying... a back alley bitch to fuck with their body.
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Is that a chaos symbol tattooed on her left shoulder? I've got the same one (done a lot better) on my leg....fuck my life
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
fix-a-flat butt
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This is some messed up ish. Have lived in Florida, Boston, Cali, CT, NY, London and a few other U.S. states. This is NOT just a problem with Florida, there are REALLY STUPID people EVERYWHERE. It does make one wonder how these people get through daily life?
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 8:08pm.
Can I just say that as a fellow Floridian and someone who lived in Miami for five years, South Florida is basically considered a third world country here. No one speaks English, seeing a white person is basically a rarity and you know they are either a tourist or a retiree who got lost on the way back to Bpca Raton, and this hood rat,black market butt injection bs is basically the norm around there along with her low down dirty cosmetic procedures. Sad, yet true. One of the main reasons why I have always said that South Florida is a great place to vacation and play but DO NOT live there and def don't raise family there.
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Can we get a few thousand people with chain saws, and give America's Wang (a/k/a FLA) a circumcision? Set SoFLA adrift in the Gulf, and call it Cuba2 ?
My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!
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Her:"I bought sparkling wine. Let's have girls night!" Me:"I would rather put a cigarette out on my clit." - Slashleen on Twitter
I remember reading about a great beauty of yore who injected wax into the bridge of her nose to make it grecian. Worked at first and then ruined her looks by sliding down her face under the skin. Ew.
This crap has been going on since needles were invented.
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This is in my neighborhood but I don't read the newspaper. I can't take the violence between the police and the FHP trying to kill each other right now so I tune out, let me see if she looks familiar........Why would she even pose for that picture?
We're quite a ways(north) from Miami thoug,h almost in Broward but most people don't know that
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just to gild the lily ... Oneal is a man.
Just to clarify, the article said "Fix-A-Flat" was what the good doctor called his/her concoction of super glue, concrete, and mineral oil. Not that it makes much of a difference.
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Silly rabbit.
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH FLORIDA?
Make it fine with 49 and get rid of it.
be cool about fire safety
I'm not sure why people are okay injecting botulism or other chemicals in their bodies for aesthetic reasons. I've seen stories where breast implants were poisoning the women and almost killing them. Is it really worth it?
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To the local carwash.. ROFL.
O look at me, I'm in the know!
I saw this already.
It's totally worth a look - well, I guess y'all know that already...but damn. People be dumb as rocks at times. Jeesh.
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If i'm gonna pay someone to inject me with something it better be good drugs. The World sure is getting crazy.