Panty Creamer Of The Day: A Pantless Mickey Rourke

November 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Don’t bother getting up to pick up the sweatpants and chonies that shot off of your body after your genitals exploded from seeing Mickey Rourke struttin’ his sexy through some parking lot in Los Angeles yesterday. They’ll just shoot off again as soon you put them back on. When Mickey’s pants come off, everybody’s pants come off. This is a truth of life. What also seems to be a truth of life is that the huge bulge on his mouth is bigger than the bulge in his panty shorts. HUNG LIPS: Mickey’s got ’em. So if you’re one of the lucky ones who gets to hump on Mickey, you now know where to direct your fuck part.

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