Panty Creamer Of The Day: A Pantless Mickey Rourke

Don't bother getting up to pick up the sweatpants and chonies that shot off of your body after your genitals exploded from seeing Mickey Rourke struttin' his sexy through some parking lot in Los Angeles yesterday. They'll just shoot off again as soon you put them back on. When Mickey's pants come off, everybody's pants come off. This is a truth of life. What also seems to be a truth of life is that the huge bulge on his mouth is bigger than the bulge in his panty shorts. HUNG LIPS: Mickey's got 'em. So if you're one of the lucky ones who gets to hump on Mickey, you now know where to direct your fuck part.

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Posted by: Michael K

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Mickey Rourke • Panty Creamer of the Day

Submitted by Neurotic on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 7:10pm.

Poor nasty grandma/pa. You're still old, despite attempts to mutilate your old.

Keep on trucking it, dude.

Submitted by quickkill on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 4:14pm.

Yick, he looks creepy !

Submitted by Anniefila on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 4:12pm.

why is it that all you have to do is be a guy celeb, some money and no matter how fucking old and nasty you are you still get chicks. I would have to immediately run to the john and puke after having sex with this nasty dude.

Submitted by Dantronic on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 9:40am.

I want to motorboat his knee wrinkles.

Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 9:25am.

Jesus Christ, the man is completely disfigured... He's turned himself into a monster.

Looks like he's been injecting himself with used motor oil in his garage. Stop it already!

Submitted by CandyPerfumeGirl on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 8:37am.

How the hell is he the panty creamer of the day or anything else for that matter. He looks grotesque. Michael K must be desperate.
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Submitted by whippersnapper on Sun, 11/20/2011 - 12:48am.

I still do not know what or how they made him look hot in Immortals. I was so confused by that, whoever the makeup artist was is a genius as is the CGI people.
Plus I love Tarsem, I'm sure he had soemthing to do with Mickey's hotness in that movie.

Submitted by iHeartHaters on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 10:33pm.

Um, helloooo?? Where's the Your Face Scares Me tag?! YIKES.

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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE

Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK

Submitted by Condi the ingro... on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 8:10pm.

Oh my God. Imagine how he smells. Bleh.

The surgically addicted kill me. He's almost as bad as Jacko and is now the male version of Jocelyn Wildenstein. Scary.

Submitted by letinstar on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:46pm.

that face is a disaster...and mickey is even more unrecognizable to me without his little dog...
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:20pm.

It's sad, he really did use to be so damn handsome. I wonder what motivated him to fuck himself up like this. He's just plain ugly now.I see hotter guys at the grocery store.

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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.

Submitted by woodhorse on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:19pm.

Mom! For the love of God, GO HOME!
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Then you have to clean your ass crack down at the local carwash. When she lies down she probably looks like a human seesaw. Why did it come to this?

Submitted by lovelylaney on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:16pm.

He was a hotter Bruce Willis back in the day; unfortunately Bruce Willis is now hotter. :( Man what a mess he made of his face.

Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:04pm.

Poor Loki had to witness that for 17 long, long years.

Submitted by kacky on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:39pm.

I've been kinda busy lately and hadn't noticed. Are guys shaving their legs now?
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Save it for your Linkedin profile, bitch!

I am beyond hoffified

Submitted by mahaatma on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:20pm.

Looks like he's had some of those plumping injections in the belly area too.

Note to Brad Pitt:
Don't do us like Mickey did us.

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:02pm.

What he's done to his face is a crying shame. He was sooooo hot.

Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:04pm.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:20pm.

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Gosling is a hell of an actor, he was amazing in half nelson. And he def doesnt seem vanilla or bland, hes got personality.

Reynolds on the other hand can go and fuck himself, with his horsey white-trash faced gf.

Submitted by Mama Bear on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:50pm.

I've always been kind of neutral on this dude but he does seem more interesting than the bland vanilla blandness of the Ryans.

Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:45pm.

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/11/14/man-accused-of-performing-oral-se...

man-accused-of-performing-oral-sex-on-female-dog

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:43pm.

JesusMaryANDJoseph! Someone actually *did* that! I can't get my jaw off the floor! And we thought injecting cooking oil was bad.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:41pm.

Oh boy, I see another addition coming my way!

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:33pm.

CokeyBloke, i wish i made that up:

http://www.dreamindemon.com/2011/11/18/fake-doctor-injected-fix-a-flat-i...

Credits to mike, who got me hooked on DD.;-)

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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Cara on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:30pm.

I can't help but love this guy.

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:30pm.

UBF: Fix-a-Flat in the face? CLASSIC! I'm rolling, and I'm stealing it.

Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:29pm.

I creamed my pants. It was pee, induced by fear,thus thicker then normal and creamy.

I probably wont be ovulating for a while after seeing this pics.

Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:26pm.

The title should be bad plastic surgery.

Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:25pm.

*Cries over a once beautiful face.*

How to you go from this:

http://lashlee71.com/mickeyfilms/francesco.jpg

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1EDafL1qUqg/S7sVWbBKMcI/AAAAAAAAIXY/gF9ouPDCEB...

to that up there?

I swear, he was the first to inject fix-a-flat and cement into his body, not that pear-ass ho from DD yesterday.

Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11

Submitted by Lutrelle on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:24pm.

He look like a rubber ducky

Submitted by CokeyBloke on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:24pm.

Flashing in 2011: 3/4 Wool is the new Trench.

Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:18pm.

I thought it was Gaddafi.

http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/

Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:04pm.

No thank you.

I had such a thing for him in "9 1/2 Weeks", which was my favorite movie for a long time. (I had the novel, too!) And in "Angel Heart", too. He was a little too rough trade for me, but that's what made it exciting.

Knowing what he did with Carre Otis helps me not get carried away with pity for him. He's a fucked up dude.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:01pm.

I hate how this crazy motherfucker ruined his beautiful face.

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Submitted by cokeysniffy on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:59pm.

I would. Why not?

Submitted by guest on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:56pm.

He was hot back in the day.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

Submitted by mbar on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:38pm.

Too bad this all took place 6 months after their movie already tanked. They should've just called the movie "Friends With Marines For Publicity."

Submitted by chippychazoo on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:34pm.

Maybe he creamed his own panties and that's why he's the panty creamer of the day.

Honestly though, I can never seem to hate him regardless of the mangled face, stocky body and fingers like shovels.

I think he is endearing in the same way that Frankenstien's monster was endearing in the original 30's film...just before he killed the kid.

I can imagine mickey striking up a conversation in the same tone as Frankenstien's M. and asking if you were his 'friend'?

I also have a thing about carrot top, enough said.

Submitted by BoredSlore on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:27pm.

I would close my eyes and climb him like Mt Fuji.

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Submitted by dirty sancho on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:23pm.

Wow, he used to be pretty hot:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_qPOPXtrDl7g/TU_x5rK1GUI/AAAAAAAABLI/GQ5OebKUkX...

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Submitted by ben_dover on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:14pm.

If xtina can go around in thm see through pants and gagsalot can go wearing undies and all these other hoes do the same. Why can't mickey? *tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*

Submitted by Deb on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:57pm.

Mickey doe not give a fuck. I kinda love him for that.
The face is an unfortunate melange of boxing and bad plastic surgery. The rest of him looks pretty good. He seems like an interesting person with some excellent stories.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by louise_brooks on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:53pm.

Submitted by mike on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:00pm.

Ugh. I don't understand how this freak seems to get a pass for messing with his face. And don't tell me that's all the results of boxing injuries.

I think around the time of The Wrestler he admitted he shouldn't have messed with his face so much, but it doesn't look like he's stopped.

It's a shame. He was hot as hell in Rumble Fish.

Submitted by WipeOutPutOutGetOut on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 12:50pm.

Sigh. So much fug on that mug. Could've been much better if only he hadn't fucked himself up with surgery and drugs. But then, without that messed up face he would've never got cast in his comeback role...