Mila Kunis Was The Belle Of The Marin Corps Ball
A promise is a promise and Mila Kunis fulfilled the one she made months ago when she said YES! to Sgt. Scott Moore's invitation to be his date to the Marine Corps Ball in Greenville, North Carolina. Sgt. Scoot Moore was actually the first Marine to ask a celebrity to his ball on YouTube. Mila could've hired unemployed actress and sort-of lookalike Minka Kelly (Minka does parties as both Leighton Meester and Mila Kunis... Check Craigslist for her rates.) to stand in for her, but she didn't. Just like her main homegirl Justin Timberlake did last week, Mila perfumed her taint, got prettied up and twirled into the ball. The press wasn't allowed inside, but HuffPo said this about Mila and Sgt. Scott's night:
Kunis reportedly had a blast at the ball with Moore, who recently returned from a seven-month stint in Afghanistan. Though no press was allowed inside the event, Marine spokesman Sgt. Scott Sasser said the couple had a good time and "it's good that [Kunis] got to come on a date with a Marine."
I have to ask the same question I asked when we talked about Justin going to the ball: DID THE HO PUT OUT? But by that I mean did Mila curse Sgt. Scott out in Russian? Because getting verbally whipped by a Russian tongue is just as good as having awkward "pull your panties to the side" sex in the backseat of a Town Car parked in front of the Marine Corps Ball.
FYI: You know this, but the picture above isn't from last night's ball. No. I'm sure Mila wore this instead.