Ashton & Demi Loved Threesomes

November 19, 2011 / Posted by:

Who doesn’t, right? Well, I don’t really. I have the attention span of a toddler gnat with ADD, so it’s hard for me to focus. Just knees flying everywhere, and perfectly synchronizing cum shots is an Olympic sport that I have never qualified for. That shit is like playing Twister while getting ass fucked. But Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore disagree with my ass (and other parts), because apparently they liked their fuck times with an extra cooch. A source type tells Radar that Ashton and Demi always kept their marriage wide open and would regularly pick up lady pieces for some apple bobbing. Every open marriage blind item just burped out an “urr durr” as the source said this:

“They would have threesomes. Demi liked women and Ashton would bring another woman into their relationship for flings, but they both agreed to it.

Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton. That’s why she didn’t mind having women in the relationship as long as she was involved.

If he wanted to do anything as long as she knew about it she was fine. It was the sneaky ones when he got caught that infuriated Demi.”

The fuck does “didn’t get all she needed from Ashton” mean? I guess that means he couldn’t provide the thrust that takes her clitty up, up and away. That makes sense when I put it that way. I mean, a little ass boy douche like Ashton cannot tame the heated hot pussy of a wild loose creature that moves like a brain-damaged kangaroo trying to give birth while boxing a swarm of bees:

If AssStain and Demi’s marriage gave us anything, it’s this priceless video that never gets old for me.

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