Ashton & Demi Loved Threesomes
Who doesn't, right? Well, I don't really. I have the attention span of a toddler gnat with ADD, so it's hard for me to focus. Just knees flying everywhere, and perfectly synchronizing cum shots is an Olympic sport that I have never qualified for. That shit is like playing Twister while getting ass fucked. But Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore disagree with my ass (and other parts), because apparently they liked their fuck times with an extra cooch. A source type tells Radar that Ashton and Demi always kept their marriage wide open and would regularly pick up lady pieces for some apple bobbing. Every open marriage blind item just burped out an "urr durr" as the source said this:
“They would have threesomes. Demi liked women and Ashton would bring another woman into their relationship for flings, but they both agreed to it.Demi is attracted to women just as much as men, so she didn’t always get all she needed from Ashton. That’s why she didn’t mind having women in the relationship as long as she was involved.
If he wanted to do anything as long as she knew about it she was fine. It was the sneaky ones when he got caught that infuriated Demi."
The fuck does "didn't get all she needed from Ashton" mean? I guess that means he couldn't provide the thrust that takes her clitty up, up and away. That makes sense when I put it that way. I mean, a little ass boy douche like Ashton cannot tame the heated hot pussy of a wild loose creature that moves like a brain-damaged kangaroo trying to give birth while boxing a swarm of bees:
If AssStain and Demi's marriage gave us anything, it's this priceless video that never gets old for me.
if their marriage was so open, then why are they getting a divorce based on his cheating? something in the spermy milk ain't clean.
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Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:05pm.
I feel bad for the kids. I wonder if Bruce will get into this or keep his yap shut?
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meh, probably not. He's got a new babeh to worry about with his hot Emmanuelle Chiriqui lookalike new wife. He's got better things to do.
For all her gorgeous looks, Demi is painfully insecure. Why marry Asston Cooter in the first place unless you were really reaching for validation (no, I don't believe for one second that she was ever actually in love with him, nor he with her). and then, allow this behavior to continue for years of marriage? oh and then Tweet emo pics of yourself like a high school teenager to assure the world that your relationship is ZOMG AWESOME!? puh-lease.
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This video clip cracks me up.
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With my husband in Hong Kong, all I have is "onesomes". Hell. that's pretty much what I had when he was here. But I'm true blue!
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Iowa Douche started cheating on Demi after this dance video hit the airwaves..as would I.
btw, has anyone heard anything about Demi supposedly being bisexual BEFORE this? I never did.
And if she's equally attracted to men or women, wouldn't we have heard something about her fucking on women? Yet the only rumors I've heard about threesomes with these two was that they indulged in a few threesomes... with BRUCE.
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lez out then,demi!men are not for you. poor,demi! wah!
Submitted by Hekki on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:34pm.
I always think that one person is doing all the extracurricular fucking, and the other is silently tolerating it.
W.O.R.D.
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Submitted by becky n sydney on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 6:07pm.
Can PepperMillonthefloss please close her italics!
Happy now?
I would be too embarassed to ever own up to having a 3way with these two.
SARA LEAL. BANNED FOR LIFE! I hope that she feels the pain ten fold that she caused everywhere she goes from opening up all three of her holes... @#$%#$%^^%$
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Would that be Two and half Dykes?
Demi looks like a Pez dispenser in that picture.
Basically Ashton is a SADISTIC EXTORTIONIST. I don't think Demi was all that into the games or she would not be 90 pounds right now. I hope he gets what he deserves for being a mommy abusing sick b*stard.
These open relationships rarely work out. I enjoy sex with just one person because of the intimacy. Really great sex isn't masturbating with other people, just getting off, for me anyway. It's about connection, mental and physical, and you won't get that in a pile of bodies, just a shallow, cheap thrill. Empty sex, empty marriage.
re: monogamy.
All monogamous species of primates are sexually monomorphic meaning females and males are the same size.
Most primates are not monogamous, and are sexually dimorphic meaning males are,on average, larger. There is competition for mate selection.
the funniest part of that vid is that he isn't even singing. She's jamming out while he's talking. And Ashton's trying hard to get her to come off the stage.
Who would ever want to have a threesome with Granny and the Douche Boy?
Submitted by TOPANGA on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:22pm.
I don't agree with threesomes or "open marriages" or "open relationships" because of this very reason. ....also I'm selfish in bed and I want the peen all to myself without some other ho trying to get hers too.
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Can PepperMillonthefloss please close her italics!
If the only way I can hold on to a man includes sex with another woman, I'll pass on both.
Submitted by vapidlush: "It doesn't make sense... a husband who is allowed to have threesomes has affairs ALONE on the side with 22 year old girls?
Something isn't right..."
It makes sense to me. It's not fun if it's not breaking the rules. He might be getting off on doing it behind her back. Sure, he's allowed to play with other women if she knows about it, and she probably picked them.
Submitted by Das ist ein Dreck on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 5:47pm.
Granny Demi rather strikes me as the lights-out-missionary-position type.
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Really? She strikes me as someone who would eat ass if she could look "hip" doing it. Remember her when the cigar phase came around? She was the first female in Hollywood to smoke them even though she looked idiotic but because it was "the" thing to do, she did it.
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People act like they are so much more evolved and superior if they have an open relationship, I've NEVER seen one work. If you're single and you have a fuck buddy who you do threesomes with that's fine because there are no feelings or commitments. Marriage changes people. I'm sexually attracted to women and men but id never ask my husband to share a bed with anyone. I promised myself to him and only him, if I couldn't deal with that then I wouldn't have married him. If you want to lick on other people that's fine just don't get married.
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*yawn* oldest publicity trick in the tricks book: spread rumors of your alleged raunchyness.
Granny Demi rather strikes me as the lights-out-missionary-position type.
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Demi is too much of a narcissist to ever allow younger cooch to share her bed unless she was desperate to keep AK in that publicity seeking marriage. She is all about attention, just like her future ex, and the bump she got from being a successful cougar kept her name in play a fuck of a lot longer than it would have been otherwise. Demi hasn't worked in anything that maintained her status in over a 10 1/2 years. If it weren't for her marriage she'd be sitting next to Sharon Stone at The Ivy cunting it up.
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The more I hear about these two, the more I think she's as greezy and shady as he is.
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Submitted by mahaatma on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:44pm.
Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:04pm.
Demi is the new Elaine, she just needs to add some thumbs.
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aaahahaha!... my thoughts exactly!
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Lmao, ugh. STILLL get second-hand embarassment upon viewing vid as I did damn when it first came the hell out. Christ. If you're gonna dance wonk, MAKE IT AN OWNED SIGNATURE WONK BEFORE IT GETS VIRAL AS A 47YRO CLUELESS WONK DANCE, GOD. *facepalms at that vid againnn
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Submitted by Sandbitch on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:25pm.
I wonder if the Willis girls will be so fond of AK when he walks away with a sweet chunk of their future inheritance? Not a bad bonus after getting blown by Demi and fed by Bruce for the last few years.
Demi got dun punked. Meh, serves her right for being so damn cocky.
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Yup. This. She gets charmed at some awards event by some 25 yro TV show manwhore. WhatTF was she thinking? That he wasn't spewing lines and that her pushing 50 would not affect a punk bitch youngin?? So yeah, she got punked, agreed.
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Go inside each others' minds
Just to see what we'd find
Look at shit through each others' eyes..."
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Submitted by Suzy Farkis on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:04pm.
Demi is the new Elaine, she just needs to add some thumbs.
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aaahahaha!... my thoughts exactly!
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Thats why Bruce divorced her, coz she loved women.
Submitted by dementa on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:34pm.
Wanna bet that Demi is leaking this info so she can play the "hot bisexual" card?
---She's left that run a tad late. Hot bisexual MEMAW.
This wouldn't be half as savoury if they hadn't smugly flaunted themselves as such a fab couple.
I wonder if the Willis girls will be so fond of AK when he walks away with a sweet chunk of their future inheritance? Not a bad bonus after getting blown by Demi and fed by Bruce for the last few years.
Demi got dun punked. Meh, serves her right for being so damn cocky.
Submitted by Whatever on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:05pm.
Well, he hasn't commented yet, has he? He might just have decided to have nothing to do with this, since unless Ashton is revealed to have fucked one of his daughters, it don't concern him.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 4:07pm.
Exactly. I don't get why some people get married but still want to fuck other people. Why bother getting married? Why not just date around, some people more so than others?
Honestly I wonder if Demi just agreed to the threesomes in a desperate attempt to keep Asston from straying. Some people do that to keep a dying marriage alive... and it always fails.
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There may be women and man wired for 3-somes. Not me. If i wanted to share the peen, i`d date instead of being married.
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I feel bad for the kids. I wonder if Bruce will get into this or keep his yap shut?
It doesn't make sense... a husband who is allowed to have threesomes has affairs ALONE on the side with 22 year old girls?
Something isn't right...
Nice play Demi, but I don't buy it. Someone was trying to keep her man by being down with threesomes. It backfired and she still lost that weaseley douche bag. He's not even worth it.
dementa: That crossed my mind.
mike: I agree that threesomes shouldn't include any people who are emotionally attached.
Submitted by Hotmami on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 3:21pm.
This is why threesomes/other people in your bed as a married couple is a bad idea.At some point, one partner is going to stop playing by the rules.
Threesomes rarely work in that one participant is likely to feel left out. That said, with threesomes in which two of the participants are in a relationship, there is much potential for drama. The best recipe for a threesome is three individuals who barely know one another.
Submitted by mharker on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 1:19pm.
I love you for that pooping comment.
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Wanna bet that Demi is leaking this info so she can play the "hot bisexual" card?
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He actually looks embarrassed for & by her.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
This is why threesomes/other people in your bed as a married couple is a bad idea.At some point, one partner is going to stop playing by the rules.
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Chelsey went on Piers Morgan and said that line. What I don't understand where was the three kids in all this and was she doing this with Bruce Willis?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by PepperMillonthefloss on Sat, 11/19/2011 - 2:50pm.
really isn't in our nature to be monogamous... It might work for some people but our sexual urges are based on biology. And I say this as a married woman..
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really isn't in our nature to be monogamous... It might work for some people but our sexual urges are based on biology. And I say this as a married woman...
The above quote isn't true. Our biology is to be monogamous. Our young take longer to raise than any other mammal species. Our sex act, hormonal bonding, social structure, etc. are geared to creating a stable pair bonded relationship for the raising of our young. Of course, not everyone has to do this for our species to survive (Michael K can do as he pleases and not threaten anything about our species) and culture acts to contradict biology all the time but as a strict statement of our biological predisposition we tend toward mongamy. In fact, you don't see polygamy in human history until after the coming of agriculture say about 10,000 years ago. We have been a species for more than 200,000 years . Foragers, our way of life before farming, are monogamous--although not necessarily for life and they do fool around from time to time (and pay the price from their spouse).
She really comes across as an insecure woman. I wonder if she really is or if that's how the media is portraying her.
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