Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez’s Beautiful Wax Figure

November 18, 2011 / Posted by:

Beliebers are not above torching Selena Gomez’s wax figure so they can be alone with Justin Bieber’s wax figure and molest it in peace. Madame Tussauds knows this about the Beliebers so they made Selena Gomez’s wax figure on the cheap using Dollar Tree materials including generic brand school glue and patron saint prayer candles. The result is some kind of fucked up shit that looks like it’s harvesting a new wax face for one of The Real Housewives. It’s terrifying.

This is the universe’s way of saying that Selena and Justin don’t deserve wax figures. The only way to make things right is it to throw Talbots business suits on them, give them party perms, spray them down with White Shoulders and introduce them as the museum’s newest Dixie Carter and Annie Potts wax figures.

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