Open Post: Hosted By Selena Gomez's Beautiful Wax Figure
Beliebers are not above torching Selena Gomez's wax figure so they can be alone with Justin Bieber's wax figure and molest it in peace. Madame Tussauds knows this about the Beliebers so they made Selena Gomez's wax figure on the cheap using Dollar Tree materials including generic brand school glue and patron saint prayer candles. The result is some kind of fucked up shit that looks like it's harvesting a new wax face for one of The Real Housewives. It's terrifying.
This is the universe's way of saying that Selena and Justin don't deserve wax figures. The only way to make things right is it to throw Talbots business suits on them, give them party perms, spray them down with White Shoulders and introduce them as the museum's newest Dixie Carter and Annie Potts wax figures.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:51pm.
Just a quick hop on-hop off (sounds like my sex life) to say "love ya" to my fellow dlisters. Worked a 13 hour shift and am beat.
Also wanted to let UBF and Gobs know I witnessed some public autistic ignance today at the local Subway during lunch and kinda went psycho on a bitch. A mom was in there trying to order sandwiches for her two boys, and the younger (who I found out from mom afterwards has autism) was having difficulties and she couldn't find out what he wanted. Some old bitch behind her (and in front of me) started complaining in a loud voice about "managing your children", and I admit - I went dlisted on her ass (and it felt damn good, and I don't regret it). She didn't apologize to mom, but mom thanked me afterwards and looked so tired and stressed, I wanted to cry. I hugged her and told her people are slowly starting to understand and not to focus on the assholes.
Thanks UBF and Gobs for making me more aware of kids with challenges. In the grand scheme of things it may not seem like much, but you guys are educating the rest of us one post at a time.
Peace, hugs and smooches, I'm exhausted from two long workdays and am out. Gotta wedding where I'm meeting the new bf's ENTIRE family tomorrow night, so wish me luck!
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I keep missing you (and I do miss you, slut).
You will be having fun at the wedding tonight (you're going to have a ball, I'm sure of it, and they will love you), but I will be around, and maybe we can catch one another on Sunday night, that is, if you are not going all Raylene on your man.
Selena is a beautiful girl but this whole wax-figure thing is "icky" in my opinion.
People actually PAY to go see these... *sigh*
Looks more like Rick Astley than Bieber.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:52pm.
be proud of your own ass!
ONLY IF YOU HAVE A PERFECT KARATE ASS AND A CUT BACK!
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
I knew I had to be right!
*waves at Becky.*
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Hey Wowl! I remember that special. Michelle Kwan persevered through umpteen sittings with the modellers. They took every possible measurement. And yes, the professional standards of Madame Tussauds appear to have dropped.
I saw this special on tv years ago where they showed how they made Michelle Kwan's wax figure. They pay attention to every detail and take a ton of pics of the subject in his/her pose. Judging by the look of the wax figures now they don't seem to do that anymore.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
I'd be willing to believe that a wax figure receives just as much affection as Selena Gomez, both of them make squeaky love...eeeee--eerrrr, that's what she sounds like fucking bieber. I swear it. That shit is just unnnatural and I'm about to pass out.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:51pm.
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((hugs))) for CSG!
And love and light as well.
OK, just kidding about that last bit...
xo
Why on earth Megan Fox would have fucked with her naturally gorgeous face is a complete mystery. She was drop-dead beautiful; now she's another dumb cunt with squinchy eyes and no career.
WTF, really?
Just a quick hop on-hop off (sounds like my sex life) to say "love ya" to my fellow dlisters. Worked a 13 hour shift and am beat.
Also wanted to let UBF and Gobs know I witnessed some public autistic ignance today at the local Subway during lunch and kinda went psycho on a bitch. A mom was in there trying to order sandwiches for her two boys, and the younger (who I found out from mom afterwards has autism) was having difficulties and she couldn't find out what he wanted. Some old bitch behind her (and in front of me) started complaining in a loud voice about "managing your children", and I admit - I went dlisted on her ass (and it felt damn good, and I don't regret it). She didn't apologize to mom, but mom thanked me afterwards and looked so tired and stressed, I wanted to cry. I hugged her and told her people are slowly starting to understand and not to focus on the assholes.
Thanks UBF and Gobs for making me more aware of kids with challenges. In the grand scheme of things it may not seem like much, but you guys are educating the rest of us one post at a time.
Peace, hugs and smooches, I'm exhausted from two long workdays and am out. Gotta wedding where I'm meeting the new bf's ENTIRE family tomorrow night, so wish me luck!
*flashes bewbs cuz I'm a whore like that*
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:20pm.
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:05pm.
Hey, ESE!
So, the first Transformers movie is on, and Megan Fox still had her old face. I don't know why she messed with it.
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Yeah, I do not get it either. She is so young. I do not find plastic women attractive at all.
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Cuz the plastic is easy to clean off(baby wipes) so the next trick can get in it.
K, I am off to go babysit for a couple of hours. I get to bring my doggie and my laundry too! I love my Clients. It doesn't hurt that they live 3 minutes from my apt either!
good night!!!
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Haha, right?! *goes to Plastic Surgery.com*
I mean, really? Look at the difference!
http://www.inrumor.com/in/all/megan-fox-plastic-surgery-rumors/
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Hotmami, that be Megan Fox's old face, but it ain't her original one! But i agree, she should have left it alone.
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Submitted by Hotmami on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:05pm.
Hey, ESE!
So, the first Transformers movie is on, and Megan Fox still had her old face. I don't know why she messed with it.
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Yeah, I do not get it either. She is so young. I do not find plastic women attractive at all.
GN UBF and ESE! I just popped a couple of restoril, so I'll be out soon too. I've got relatives coming in tomorrow from out of state. *blerg*
Guys, i m out. Been feenin`for a cigarette all day, I think going to sleep is the only way to stop the craving.
Ya`ll be good.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
alright, got about a hour left on the battery. gotta go do some bill paying(and see what PSL left me for a present!) before this thing dies...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8i500NGJsw
catch ya all later!!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hey, ESE!
So, the first Transformers movie is on, and Megan Fox still had her old face. I don't know why she messed with it.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
PSL
Doug. patty mayonaise. good times!
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:50pm
how YOU doing???
"flutters eyelashes"
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:56pm.
damnit!... now Mami, and Undine popped in too!... you people are exhausting!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvQdsfzVa4
Good to see you ESE! I read you had a birthday recently. Hope it was a great one! And that song is going to be in my head all night! (Parents raised me on "oldies".)
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:38pm.
Ok, so I just found out my daughter has to recite the pledge of allegiance every day at her new school. I'm really unhappy about this but there is fuck all I can do about it, and ofc she is 8, so she doesn't care what she's saying. *scowls*
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Isn`t that the case in ALL american schools? My kids only went to school here in TX, and i thought the pledge was done everywhere. We get the bonus Texas Pledge afterwards...
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Not all schools. She went to an International Baccalaureate school until now and they never said it. The focus was more on creating a world community and not American Exceptionalism.
I grew up in Oklahoma, and only remember saying it in elementary anyway. I guess they don't want to bother with high-schoolers, who might actually think about WTF they are saying and ask questions. Or maybe they think kids are sufficiently indoctrinated at that point?
I guess that is what I get for moving to the 'burbs!
I didn't even know there was a Texas pledge! I'm sure there is an Oklahoma one then.
damnit!... now Mami, and Undine popped in too!... you people are exhausting!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YvQdsfzVa4
yep, still haven't figured out a way to properly say "hey-ya!" to Mike... i'll figure something out, sooner or later!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
CTH, Rugrats and Doug were my favorites.
Hotmami, KK's ass is so out of proportion with her body! And it is loaded with cellulite and lumpy. *shudders*. be proud of your own ass!
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
oh great... just perfect!!!... CTH, happy kitty, and becks have now shown up.... *cuteness overload*... i just don't know where to start with innocent flirting!
let's condense this, shall we?...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeWMdoetN6Y
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
PSL, I hear ya. I think if KK's ass was attached to a different person it would be nice,lol.
Also, I'm half Hispanic and challenged in the ass area, so I'm alway jealous of women who can fill out the back of their jeans. :P
I love Phineas and Ferb...my daughter and I watch that and FishHooks together. Fishooks is HILARIOUS.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
ESE, muddy is adorable!!! And when you check, I think you will smile for sure!
xo
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:32pm.
ESE ESE WHAT HEART PROBLEM DO YOU HAVE?
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Cardiomyopathy, with a 12 to 15% output on the left ventrical, but... let's not talk about that... *lights cig*... *swigs white russian*...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aa911_8TP2s
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
@little_rascal
Hey Lil Rasc!
Where's Beaker's Bitch to enjoy this?
Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:38pm.
Ok, so I just found out my daughter has to recite the pledge of allegiance every day at her new school. I'm really unhappy about this but there is fuck all I can do about it, and ofc she is 8, so she doesn't care what she's saying. *scowls*
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Isn`t that the case in ALL american schools? My kids only went to school here in TX, and i thought the pledge was done everywhere. We get the bonus Texas Pledge afterwards...
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:38pm.
it is a cute show, I'm just over it! you know how kids will watch the episode even if they saw it nine times..... lol.
I miss rugrats. that was some funny shit.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Ok, so I just found out my daughter has to recite the pledge of allegiance every day at her new school. I'm really unhappy about this but there is fuck all I can do about it, and ofc she is 8, so she doesn't care what she's saying. *scowls*
CTH, Phineas and Ferb is a funny show! i also like "Regular Show"on Cartoon Network. A 9 and 11 year old I babysit watch it, and it makes me giggle.
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:30pm.
ESE, we've all seen muddy's picture. I don't blame you for wanting her to take off her clothes!!!
and GO CHECK your hotmail.......I sent you a belated bday gift. :)
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i'll check it later tonight(still got some things to do before this thing dies on me...I DON'T HAVE A POWER CORD!!!)but, thanky in advance!... *smooch*
Muddy's a hotty?!... well this game just got a bunch more interesting!LOL!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Hotmami, I should clarify. Kim K's size ass is nasty to me. Coco's ass is nasty to me. It is possible to have as ass on the bigger size, and still be nice (to me).
Some people love huge asses. It's all personal taste.
love you!!!
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:34pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hczaiM3LH0M
I love you, people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
what's up? I just got home and my son is hogging the t.v. phineas and ferb you know. disney channel. ugh.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
UBF, that ass is beautiful. I agree. That is the kind of butt I like....and I am heterosexual. :)
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hczaiM3LH0M
I love you, people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:31pm.
nope... only screw around on dlisted(and for a few selected special people (you know who you are!), i'm able to be found through e-mail)... but, i'll ALWAYS be your friend, Sucky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMzZ_KCp_E
heehee!
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YOU'RE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Big FLABBY asses are gross. Firm asses are not.
To each his own, I guess.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY,BECKY! <3
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:25pm.
yes, in my younger days, this was THE anthem for my activities... yep, got tens of thousands of $ invested in my nose.... who would've figured that i'd end up with heart problems!LOL!
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ESE ESE WHAT HEART PROBLEM DO YOU HAVE? I HAVE A SINUS ARRHYTHMIA AND MUST TAKE ACEBUTOLOL EACH DAY TO REGULATE IT.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Mike, i should have known that you were on that already..lol
Why would someone want to look like that? It is beyond freakish.
Now THAT is a nice booty:
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh3butc5el1qehhwio1_500.jpg
I am somewhat relieved that they didn`t have too much TX shit on DD lately. We were head to head with Florida for a hot second there...
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 8:22pm.
nope... only screw around on dlisted(and for a few selected special people (you know who you are!), i'm able to be found through e-mail)... but, i'll ALWAYS be your friend, Sucky!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMzZ_KCp_E
heehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
ESE, we've all seen muddy's picture. I don't blame you for wanting her to take off her clothes!!!
and GO CHECK your hotmail.......I sent you a belated bday gift. :)
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You should know that you're just a temporary fix
This is not rooted with you, it don't mean that much to me
-Adele
Submitted by mudtutle on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by mudtutle on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 7:32pm.
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 7:22pm.
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I'll see your Beatles, and raise you some Stones...
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i raise you to Ramones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_wssByW7JQ
we can keep going if you wanna start shedding clothes, Muddy!LOL!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFGZufk4HFs
**tosses link and shirt into thread, runs away covering chest with both arms**
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*tosses pants into the mix*.... what?... i wasn't wearin' them anyway!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyHFxo0_pJs
yes, in my younger days, this was THE anthem for my activities... yep, got tens of thousands of $ invested in my nose.... who would've figured that i'd end up with heart problems!LOL!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."