Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 18, 2011 / Posted by:

On this final day of Regis Philbin on Live! (RIP!), we should pay tribute to the bodybuilding Oompa Loompa who screamed the orange right off of his skin, and not because he’s been spaz barking through our TV screens since before the beginning of time, but because he helped to bring us the most important drunk bitch in the history of television: KATHIE LEE GIFFORD! If there was no Reege, there would be no Kathie Lee, which means the wine industry would’ve collapsed decades ago and we’d all have to get a refined buzz from snorting fermented grapes from the dirt. So thank you, Regis. Thank you for this:

Raise your colostomy bag full of morning Merlot and toast to Regis for giving us the drunk gift that keeps on drunking.

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