Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 18, 2011 / Posted by:

I really wish I could have witnessed this first hand. I heard it was hysterical. So, this recent network reality star who is more famous for something other than being on a reality show for a bit was walking down the street yesterday in West Hollywood when she was confronted by a very angry man. The reality star has supposedly been dating this B-/C+ primarily television actor and the man on the street was not happy. The gist of the conversation was that the reality star had stolen his man. The reality star thought the person meant like he was a fan of the actor and was just joking about the theft of “his man.” Turns out that is not the case at all as he loudly proclaimed right there on the street that until our reality star came along, the man on the street and the actor had been “fucking and sucking” every night but because he could not make him famous he went out and found a “slut like you.” (CDAN)

I was about to go with beard-in-training Lauren Conrad, until I dipped into the comments at CDAN and read that the overall consensus is that this is Elisabetta Canalis and Eggs from True Blood. I think they nailed it. And I’m guessing that the crazed gay with a scorned no-no was me during a Boones Farm-induced delusional blackout. It’s happened before. It’s that awkward moment when you mix up real life with your “fapping during True Blood” sessions.

While at a party a few weeks ago, TV Actor 1 set up his new lover, TV Actor 2, with a ‘date’ for the night. Actor 1 thought that Actor 2 would enjoy the experience of hooking up with someone different. The media got hold of the story from other party guests, and reported that the hunk was on the prowl and had a one night stand with this very beautiful woman. Well, almost. The mainstream media got it wrong. The ‘date’ was actually a pretty pre-op transsexual! The Actors are both happy about the media report, though, as it allows them to both remain in the closet for another season. (Blind Gossip)

Chace Crawford, Penn Badgley, Derek Hough, Shawn Pyfrom or Matthew Morrison? Just put all those names in different pairs until one clicks.

This foreign-born actress has a husband that has been cheating on her for years. He thinks she doesn’t know. She does. She’s known since the beginning but looks the other way because she claims in her culture, ‘it’s just what men do.’ She has accepted his infidelity quietly and claims that as long as he doesn’t bring it home, she’s okay with the lies. So sad. (BuzzFoto)

Say it ain’t so, Penelope Cruz!

Which of the Bravo “House­wives” just broke up with her lesbian lover? The single mom is always talking about sex, but is very careful never to mention her lover’s gender! WHO is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Kandi “Dildo Expert” Burruss?

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