Afternoon Crumbs

November 18, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

Carey Mulligan, Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire as Daisy, Jay and Nick in The Great Gatsby. Leo’s dandy hair wave just made my nipples do the Charleston and I’m convinced he should play Austin Scarlett in a movie – Lainey Gossip

Katy Perry and Russell Brand might be spawning but probably not – The Superficial

The Kuntrashian’s arch rival (next to irrelevancy) went out last night – Hollywood Tuna

Darren Criss flashes his freshly waxed nipples for People – Towleroad

Cameron Diaz’s puts a few more miles on her coochie’s odometer – Celebitchy

And then a drunk hobo started furiously licking at Kathie Lee Gifford’s pits since he knows her sweat is 100 proof – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

The dudes (and chicks who appreciate them) of GQ’s Men of the Year Awards – The Berry

Jackson Rathboner dials down the glamour and leave his crushed velvet suit at home for Twilight’s Toronto screening – Popsugar

Amanda Seyfried narrowly avoids a camel toe situation in Marie Claire – Popoholic

The fuck is Fishsticks Paltrow wearing? – Just Jared

You in danger, SamRo’s new piece…and mystery baby – ICYDK

Out’s Out 100 cover is 50% ginge. FYI. – OMG Blog

Meanwhile, in New Delhi… – The Daily What

Looooooooooove it! Wannamarryit, wannafuckit, wannaeatit, wannaskipwithitthroughthefields, etc… – I’m Not Obsessed

Warm fuzzies – Cityrag

Blame Glamberace if your Walgreens was all out of L.A. Looks gel – Hollywood Rag

#DEMMESSES (the balloons, the baby chain, the everything) – SOW

(Image via Andy Athineos/INFphoto.com)

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