Open Post: Hosted By Aerosmith Nipples

November 17, 2011 / Posted by:

You might need a meaty entree to chew on after eating up Donna Martin’s nipples plates, so I bring you Joe Perry, Joey Kramer and Steven Tyler sunning their man chichis with their pieces in Maui a couple of days ago. My eyes did land on a few soggy bulges and I know how titties shaped like calzones put you in a fappy place, so I’ll just leave all of you alone. I’d join you, but I have to go console the child in me that grew up in Los Angeles, because for a minute there I mistook Joe Perry for a topless Colleen Williams.

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