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November 17, 2011 / Posted by:

The stomach dick of China!

If you should ever lose one of your fingers in a tragic garbage disposal accident or by finger banging Parasite Hilton, you might not have to worry about going through life with a tiny stump. (Although, if you do have a tiny finger stump, bedazzle that bitch and you’re good to go. That “bedazzling” tip works for everything, by the way.) Doctors might be able to save your finger by temporarily attaching it to a different part of your body. Apparently, this kind of surgery has been around for years, but I’m slow and I can’t peacefully go to sleep tonight without acknowledging this beautiful abdopeen.

20-year-old Wang (too easy) Yongjun lost his finger tip when an electric saw bit it at his furniture-making job. This was his MIDDLE finger. I mean, he’d never be able to tell a bitch to EFF OFF in sign language. He’d always be reverse flipping people off. So doctors tell Orange News that they worked fast to save his finger tip, “We had to make a quick decision or he could have lost his finger. We decided to cultivate a new fingertip on his stomach.

They attached Wang’s tip to his stomach hoping that new skin and muscle would grow around it and blood circulation would be restored to it. The surgery was a total success and Wang will have a new finger tip in a month or so. But in the meantime, he has a beautiful shiny stomach cock and I’m he’ll have a new smile on his face every time someone says to him, “Is that a severed finger tip on your stomach or are you just happy to see me?

And yes, I would. I don’t know how I would, but I’d find a way.

via Arbroath

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