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The stomach dick of China!
If you should ever lose one of your fingers in a tragic garbage disposal accident or by finger banging Parasite Hilton, you might not have to worry about going through life with a tiny stump. (Although, if you do have a tiny finger stump, bedazzle that bitch and you're good to go. That "bedazzling" tip works for everything, by the way.) Doctors might be able to save your finger by temporarily attaching it to a different part of your body. Apparently, this kind of surgery has been around for years, but I'm slow and I can't peacefully go to sleep tonight without acknowledging this beautiful abdopeen.
20-year-old Wang (too easy) Yongjun lost his finger tip when an electric saw bit it at his furniture-making job. This was his MIDDLE finger. I mean, he'd never be able to tell a bitch to EFF OFF in sign language. He'd always be reverse flipping people off. So doctors tell Orange News that they worked fast to save his finger tip, "We had to make a quick decision or he could have lost his finger. We decided to cultivate a new fingertip on his stomach."
They attached Wang's tip to his stomach hoping that new skin and muscle would grow around it and blood circulation would be restored to it. The surgery was a total success and Wang will have a new finger tip in a month or so. But in the meantime, he has a beautiful shiny stomach cock and I'm he'll have a new smile on his face every time someone says to him, "Is that a severed finger tip on your stomach or are you just happy to see me?"
And yes, I would. I don't know how I would, but I'd find a way.
via Arbroath
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What in the goddamn DID ANYONE OF US NEED, REALLY NEED, TO SEE THIS?!! So many questions. *walks out of thread; can't*
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Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:14am.
With a one night stand I'd try and hide so when the time came I’d quickly pull my hand up stare at it and pretend I lost it in her pussy.
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BWAHAHAHA!!
Does. Not. Compute.
I thought he had just casually placed his torn off tip next to this genetically-engineered monstrosity growing out of his tummy. Is his finger attached to that tube? Why does his tip look dirty? So many questions... all of which are skeeving me out!!
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
So I guess I must be too dense to get this. I thought they just attached the tip of the finger to the stomach. But is the whole damn hand attached to it? Does he have to walk around like that?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I am confused. That tube of (ahem) flesh just happened to be growing off his abdomen, to attach the injured finger to?
This story has way too much WTF in it for me.
I have seen belly button piercings that turn into something like this.
I'm...really not getting how this works. And that's just fine with me.
Why did this dude need to have that little bit of his finger replaced? It's only the first knuckle!
It seems a bit excessive to do all that weird shit for a basically useless inch of finger... He's giving up the use of his whole HAND when he could just get on with his life in a couple of weeks.
I worked with this old guy who had to have the tip of one of his fingers amputated (I think he had a cancerous thingy on it). It healed up in no time and it was fine.
Fuck that's nasty.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:34am.
My friend had his legs tore off in an industrial accident and the surgeons attached his stumps to his ears! Had to stay like that for 3 years. Did they grow back? Did they f*ck!
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That's crazy? Well, did they grow back and how'd they fuck?
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 9:14am.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:44am.
Try as I might, I couldn't block the image of him trying to finger someone with that thing
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With a one night stand I'd try and hide so when the time came I’d quickly pull my hand up stare at it and pretend I lost it in her pussy.
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Bahaha!
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Submitted by CokeyBloke on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:54am.
There's a famous lawsuit about a boy who's doctor grafted skin onto his palm and it.... grew hair
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*strokes Cokey's face with my hairy palm*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
My friend had his legs tore off in an industrial accident and the surgeons attached his stumps to his ears! Had to stay like that for 3 years. Did they grow back? Did they f*ck!
Holy shit. GROSS.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
jeebus h christ WTF did you go and do that for? my breakfast almost came up. for fuck sake, MK, show a little restraint!
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:44am.
Try as I might, I couldn't block the image of him trying to finger someone with that thing
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With a one night stand I'd try and hide so when the time came I’d quickly pull my hand up stare at it and pretend I lost it in her pussy.
I'm so glad I didn't eat anything before seeing that picture.
If that thing can get hard, I'm taking this kid out for a steak dinner!
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
See? You can keep a good ho down after all. MK ain't no Kuntrashian. He'll let pretty much any skank put the tip in - they just gotta put some change on the nightstand.
There's a famous lawsuit about a boy who's doctor grafted skin onto his palm and it.... grew hair. Wolfboy was not amused.
Submitted by Twas Brillig on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:38am.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:30am.
Could they have attached it to a more humorous part of his body, like his chin or his butt? Because that would be funny. Then, you'd have a fingertip with hair growing on it, but still. Think of the Christmas card possibilities.
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My old doc told me a story about a boy who was born with webbed feet. They used the thin, stretchy skin from around his groin for grafts when they un-webbed him to give him more normal feet.
All was just fine until he hit puberty and started growing bush hair between his toes. Whoops!
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Unfortunate trial and error from the glorious medical days of yesteryear!!
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I don't get it. Seriously.
Sandbitch is a genius! Hahaha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hi Guest!
The lovely Sandbitch made it for me.
Becky...your avie! LOL.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:08am.
Can you ladies imagine that thing rubbing against you when you're doin it?
*wiggles finger* come here baby you in the mood for a little lovin?
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This reminds me of an attractive male coworker at one of my previous jobs. He lost the tip of one of his middle fingers in an accident and was left with a deformed stump. Try as I might, I couldn't block the image of him trying to finger someone with that thing. The stub was kind of "ribbed for her pleasure."
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. --michelleb
Hey Whamo! :)
Ummmmmmmmm, the answer is in the link.
I haven't thought about pedicles in a long time! Who figured out this approach would work???
http://www.projectfacade.com/index.php/about/glossary_comments/pedicle_t...
LMFAO at IV!!!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:30am.
Could they have attached it to a more humorous part of his body, like his chin or his butt? Because that would be funny. Then, you'd have a fingertip with hair growing on it, but still. Think of the Christmas card possibilities.
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My old doc told me a story about a boy who was born with webbed feet. They used the thin, stretchy skin from around his groin for grafts when they un-webbed him to give him more normal feet.
All was just fine until he hit puberty and started growing bush hair between his toes. Whoops!
Fingertips are over-rated anyway, but the science is amazing.
Remember the lady whose skin was fused to the toilet seat that she sat on...FOR MONTHS???
Submitted by becky n sydney on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:11am.
They won't be using all of it, so what will they do with the leftover bit? Maybe Chaz Bono has a friend in need?
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Hey Becky, Can you imagine the mangled looking dick they sewed on her? Sheesh!! If she dropped her pants on a pay per view special she'd be a billionaire.
ack!
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Roseanne Barr
I would be tempted to run up behind him and yell BOO! (or whatever the local equivalent is) to see if he would startle and rip that sucker off.
Could they have attached it to a more humorous part of his body, like his chin or his butt? Because that would be funny. Then, you'd have a fingertip with hair growing on it, but still. Think of the Christmas card possibilities.
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I AM EATING !!!!! :(
there goes breakfast.
Seems a little much for just the tip...
*waits for lame "that's what she said" comment*
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
I would so live without that fingertip and just keep the story about what the doctors asked me to do instead.
What are they going to do with the extra fingery stuff? It'll look like a snausage, maybe they'll eat it.
gross.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Gross & cool all @ once. Ahmazing.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
They won't be using all of it, so what will they do with the leftover bit? Maybe Chaz Bono has a friend in need?
Very cool but VERY FUCKING DISGUSTING TO LOOK AT.
How does it get so long??? I mean, does it just stretch like that over time? Don`t understand. You all better have some answers on that shit when i check again from work....lol
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Can you ladies imagine that thing rubbing against you when you're doin it?
*wiggles finger* come here baby you in the mood for a little lovin?
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:02am.
They couldn't have just farmed it on one of those unwanted female babies?
I keed, I keed
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Hahahaa!!
It looks like an external appendix.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:02am.
They couldn't have just farmed it on one of those unwanted female babies?
I keed, I keed
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LOL!! Meanie!!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
They couldn't have just farmed it on one of those unwanted female babies?
I keed, I keed
Aside from being a hella effort (and cost) to save a fucking FINGERTIP, this has to be the most disgusting thing i have ever seen on D-listed. Maggotman, take me away!!!
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
I'd rather lose the fingertip, thankyouverymuch. *barfs*