Last night on Twitter, Tori Spelling’s beady-eyed husband Dean McHerpDerp served his 70,000+ followers a pair of chocolate and buckwheat pancakes when he accidentially posted a picture of his son with his wife’s titty balls chilling out in the background. TITTYBOMB! Ever since my retinas tore into pieces from staring at pictures of Tori looking like a stick of wood with two boiled grapefruits stapled to it, I vowed to keep my eyes away from any pictures of her bare silicone bags, but I looked anyway. The only thing I have to say about breaking my vow is that I’ll never nibble on a pupusa the same way again.
If you really need to see Tori’s tits settling down after breastfeeding (which I’m guessing that’s what they’re doing), then click here or here. I’m not one to defend Tori, but those of you screaming “OMG MOMMA TITTAYS IN FRONT OF A CHILD!!!11!!!” need to stop. That child has stared at Tori’s face every day of his life, so I’m sure a pair of naked breasts won’t scar him.