Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

November 17, 2011 / Posted by:

This sexy movie actress and this intense actor have been friends since they were kids. She definitely has a higher profile than he does, but lately he has been landing some big roles as well. When reports about them playing kissy face started to appear recently, it was puzzling because they make for a rather odd match. Well, we have a scoop for you. It’s not a real relationship. Just a temporary bearding gig. However, since they do genuinely enjoy hanging out together, don’t be surprised if they rebound back to each other again in the future. (Blind Gossip)

Jezebel seems to think that all signs point to ScarJo and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But who’s the one wearing the beard? Not sure if it’s ScarJo, because she humped on Sean Penn once and who would choose a beard that is rough, has ingrown hairs, smells like wet ash and growls at you when you don’t fill its whiskey cup to the top. You want a fluffy and jolly beard or some shit. Not sure if it’s JGL either, because I don’t think I’ve ever heard a gay rumor with his name on it.

If it is JGL, then the sheer force of millions of straight ladies letting out a full-bodied bawl will push Earth and make it the second rock from the sun (just pretend I’m a science teacher and that made sense). Their chances went from zero to double zero.

Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship. (Blind Gossip)

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore aka THEM AGAIN. I’ll guess that the friend is Wilmer Valderrama even though Demi Moore is about 40 years older than his usual prey. Wilmer just did it to say that he’s dicked two Demis of Hollywood.

Which B-list actress was spotted wearing a surgical mask during her entire flight from France to New York? The star, who has a famous mother and sister, was so paranoid about catching something that she refused to sign autographs! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Ashley Judd? Ashley should move into my mother’s neighborhood, because she’d fit right in. All the Asian ladies there are always done up like the Jersey Shore house cleaners: a mask over their mouth, gloves over their hands and a determined look in their eyes like they’re ready for some germ-filled nastiness to come at them.

This bisexual actress recently went to see the horror flick “Paranormal Activity 3” with her FORMER lesbian lover. The rekindled romance, which some say was a horror show in itself, seems to be heating up under the radar. Who is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Blohan and SamRo? We’re doomed and this is probably the main reason why Ashley’s wearing a mask.

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