Thursday, November 17th 2011

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

This sexy movie actress and this intense actor have been friends since they were kids. She definitely has a higher profile than he does, but lately he has been landing some big roles as well. When reports about them playing kissy face started to appear recently, it was puzzling because they make for a rather odd match. Well, we have a scoop for you. It’s not a real relationship. Just a temporary bearding gig. However, since they do genuinely enjoy hanging out together, don’t be surprised if they rebound back to each other again in the future. (Blind Gossip)

Jezebel seems to think that all signs point to ScarJo and Joseph Gordon-Levitt. But who's the one wearing the beard? Not sure if it's ScarJo, because she humped on Sean Penn once and who would choose a beard that is rough, has ingrown hairs, smells like wet ash and growls at you when you don't fill its whiskey cup to the top. You want a fluffy and jolly beard or some shit. Not sure if it's JGL either, because I don't think I've ever heard a gay rumor with his name on it.

If it is JGL, then the sheer force of millions of straight ladies letting out a full-bodied bawl will push Earth and make it the second rock from the sun (just pretend I'm a science teacher and that made sense). Their chances went from zero to double zero.

Don’t believe for one second that this couple has reconciled. Their open relationship has come back to bite them both in the butt. No, he’s not the only who cheated. Although the two agreed early on that straying outside the marital bed with “strangers” was acceptable, guess who two-timed her soon-to-be-ex hubby with one of his longtime friends? Hubby is so upset about this that he’s taken off his wedding ring but pretends to go to counseling to try to work things out. Wifey, on the other hand, while publicly maintaining that the couple is going to work things out, spends more time plotting image-saving strategies with her ex and her publicist. Hubby and Wifey are both a couple of liars. They are as likely to get back together as they are to win the marriage state championship. (Blind Gossip)

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore aka THEM AGAIN. I'll guess that the friend is Wilmer Valderrama even though Demi Moore is about 40 years older than his usual prey. Wilmer just did it to say that he's dicked two Demis of Hollywood.

Which B-list actress was spotted wearing a surgical mask during her entire flight from France to New York? The star, who has a famous mother and sister, was so paranoid about catching something that she refused to sign autographs! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Ashley Judd? Ashley should move into my mother's neighborhood, because she'd fit right in. All the Asian ladies there are always done up like the Jersey Shore house cleaners: a mask over their mouth, gloves over their hands and a determined look in their eyes like they're ready for some germ-filled nastiness to come at them.

This bisexual actress recently went to see the horror flick “Paranormal Activity 3” with her FORMER lesbian lover. The rekindled romance, which some say was a horror show in itself, seems to be heating up under the radar. Who is she? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Blohan and SamRo? We're doomed and this is probably the main reason why Ashley's wearing a mask.

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Don't ever lose your shine, James Haven.

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Submitted by James Haven on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:34pm.

It's called "Jello and Custard A Love Story".

LOL!

Grace Disful's picture

What about Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel? Although I don't think they've known each other that long and they don't appear to have much fun together-- at least in photos.

Or what about Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz? I question the heterosexuality of any woman who dates Puffy.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 8:22pm.

Greetings Dion flowerboy! James Haven has been busy with those crazy kids, Brad & Angie traveling has James Haven holding down the fort. Literally. We are living in a Fort right now. Brad is planning to play General Custard in a Lifetime movie about the love between a woman named Yvonne Jello and General Custard. It's called "Jello and Custard A Love Story". So to get into his role Brad has us living in a Fort. It's very small and James Haven is not doing well under these rancid conditions.

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James Haven!!!!!!! Yay! Where have you been?
I only have one half of the lesbian couple:Michelle Rodriguez.

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Is it James Haven, or does ScarJo look like she's been amputated at the elbows? Nasty!

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Slutleena's picture

1. I don't get JGL on my gaydar but that's not to say I've never been wrong. I didn't hear rumors about him being gay until this week and that was on a message board discussing the girl with cancer asking him for a date and now this.

2. Def Demi and Ashton

3. I think Ashley Judd is loony.

4. Hell if I know...

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I'm so glad that Joy Behar show is being thrown out. All she had on were ass-kissers and fools and she hadn't a clue when to go for a commerical break, when the show came back on air or pretty much anything. It was like she was shocked every single evening that she had a show to do.

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Faloola Chong's picture

Ryan Gosling totally outshines JGL in the young hipster actor stakes. Speaking of which, there have been rumours that the Gosling is gay. The Eva Mendes hookup is definitely a bit off, but she hardly has a profile at all so doesn't fit.

chlyn's picture

Whoaaaa, the Ashton-Demi blind item just came true!

I can picture gwenth paltrow w/ the mask on during a flight.

Blohan and Samro back together again? It wouldn't be so bad but all they ever did was get into fights with one another. I don't see it as being a good thing.

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That dayglo dress isn't doing Scarjo any favors. That color is unflattering on pretty much anyone.

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I had such a crush on JGL back in the third rock days, I also had a huge crush on this guy in middle school who turned out to be as gay as a fruit fly when I last bumped into him. Considering the lack of Gaydar I had, that blind item wouldn't surprise me.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 2:41pm.

So what you're saying is, he's pretentious?

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DDT's picture

These guesses are as good as any other.

I just wanna say that if I was a hot young thing in H'wood, I would LOVE to beard for a cute, funny, cool gay guy. (Putting aside the fact that I don't believe in the concept of bearding.) It would be a BLAST... providing that I could have a straight piece on the side!

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Joseph Gordon Levitt used to be (and may still be) a member of an organization called "Zero Population Growth". It means they agree to never bring children into the world to save the environment. If he's indeed gay then for sure this will never happen. Something to ponder. I learned about this back in his "Third Rock" days but haven't heard a thing since he became an adult. I even checked Wiki... nothing.

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Sandbitch, your avvie made me laugh so hard the rugrats came over and wanted to know what's so funny. (I showed them and they don't get it.) You horz KILL me. You too, sucky, but I couldn't let them see what you wrote. They don't know the word "faggot" and I don't want to explain that.

ON TOPIC: Submitted by Mama Bear on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:40pm. "If Wilmer did Demi it's just to get get the MILF square on his sex bingo card."

AH HAHAHAHHAHA! I was thinking it wasn't such a stretch because she probably came on to HIM and he went for it because he likes girls with no self-esteem.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Awww, I love JGL. Gay, not gay, still love him. Not every intelligent, talented, funny, attractive man is gay, TrashyWilma. I've met many such straight men. Perhaps Hollyhwood has more of them than the average town, though.

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I've long suspected JGL of being gay. He's attractive, funny, talented and intelligent. I have yet to meet a straight man like that.

MIRROR BORE's picture

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs = me if the 1st item is true.

babybunny's picture

Demi and Asshole Kutchiebreath need to give up the ghost already...they relationship is about as authentic and lasting and Kim Whoretrashian's "real" (as in real fake) wedding. ***sigh*** why do celebutards suck so much????

Mama Bear's picture

If Wilmer did Demi it's just to get get the MILF square on his sex bingo card.

M.E.'s picture

*yawn*

None of these blinds are even "blind" worthy.

*wanders off*

Submitted by LMA618 on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:31pm.

They lifted this one from In Touch. Not even a REAL tabloid, but IN TOUCH.

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EveryStrangersEyes's picture

with #4... i'm going with Anne Heche, and Ellen Degeneridon'tknowhowtospellit... just because it would be funny thinking of Anne Heche tracking everything in the movie that has "happened" to her!

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Every time blind gossip pens its own item, it's always some obvious bullshit they pull out of their ass. They tried to write one about biebs being the real daddy.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:12pm.

I WANT THAT LITTLE FAGGITO JGL TO BE GAY, I WANT TO SPOON HIM UP IN MY BED AT 5AM ON A WINTER MORNING LITTLE FAGGITO BABY BOY COME HERE. LITTLE GAY BOY. I AM TALL YOU ARE SHORT I WILL CARRY YOU AROUND LIKE A BABY KANGAROO ON MY BACK FAGGITO!!!

Spooning at 5 a.m? You should be asleep by then.
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by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:12pm.

LITTLE GAY BOY. I AM TALL YOU ARE SHORT I WILL CARRY YOU AROUND LIKE A BABY KANGAROO ON MY BACK FAGGITO!!!

---beautiful, absolutely beautiful.

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 1:12pm

*wonders what kind of nuclear tested anomaly back pouched kangaroo Sucky has encountered in his life that made such an impression*... other than that... get that stuff, Suck!!

OT: i don't know!... i'd have to read the post first to be on-topic, right?

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annobanano's picture

JGL makes me feel like a creepy old lady for thinking he's hot, but God help me I do. I'd call Chris Hansen on myself, but he has enough fucking troubles.

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I WANT THAT LITTLE FAGGITO JGL TO BE GAY, I WANT TO SPOON HIM UP IN MY BED AT 5AM ON A WINTER MORNING LITTLE FAGGITO BABY BOY COME HERE. LITTLE GAY BOY. I AM TALL YOU ARE SHORT I WILL CARRY YOU AROUND LIKE A BABY KANGAROO ON MY BACK FAGGITO!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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The only guy who gets a beard pass is Joe Jonas because he came up with an ingenious way to pull it off. Pull ofs the bearding, not his dingus although I'm sure he does that, too. Anydick, he and his brothers grew up wearing True Love Waits rings which means they took a vow not to have sex until they were married. That's how Joe can "date" these beautiful girls who are his beards and don't even realize it. When they want to bonk, he just tells them he can't until marriage and he's off the hook. Free to play ass games with no one the wiser.

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There's no way JGL is gay. ScarJo is probably the lezzie with her whole "I love big titties" personality. Gay gay gay.

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Everyone is gay. Yawwwwwwwnnnn.
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TexnDoc's picture

Why is an actress wearing a surgical mask or Blohan and SamRo seeing a movie blind? Who cares, there's nothing to get sued over.

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I'm beginning to think that every blind that has someone bearding for someone is fake. Every major actor in Hollywood isn't gay, but they make it out to be. Jeeze. It's almost like you know someone's made it in the business when they're alleged to be gay. George, Leo, Jake G, now JGL. If Tom Hardy didn't already come out and say he fucked on some dudes before, he'd be next.

Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 12:45pm.

Same here. I've always thought it was a practice everyone should adopt. It's just common courtesy to keep your germs to yourself.

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As far as I've heard, Asians don't wear those masks because they're afraid to catch something but when they are contagious themselves and don't want to infect others.

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Why do we need beards? Do people really give a shit...I never wanted NPH until I found out he was the gay. And now it is on!
And I was gonna guess Scarjoboobs and little man, but I don't know if I am actualy guessing or just affected by the main pic. Baaaaaaah. *chews grass*

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Isn't about time Mr. Lightning Bolt stopped nailing people in the Plains States and sets his sights on Asston and Demi?

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Shit, I wouldn't blame Scarlett at all if she is doing JGL.

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