Open Post: Hosted By Rebecca Black’s Newest Assault On The Hearing

With a little help from her accomplices, Dani from A Shot at Love and some other tween-looking lesbilings, Rebecca Black is back to using her mouth as a weapon to shoot auto-tuned bullets at your hearing holes. There’s a crime scene in my ears and a chalk outline where my eardrums-ah used to be. “Why do you hate me so?” said my sense of hearing after I listened to this entire shit song without pressing the savior button (aka the pause button) once. It has a point.