The ESCANDALO Of The Year That Never Was
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!OOOO!!!OO!O!" is the only thing my keyboard can scream out over the devastating news that Mariah Yeater has tiptoed into the courthouse to quietly cancel her paternity suit against Justin Bieber and she's no longer asking him to spit out some DNA to prove that he is the father of her baby friend. There will be no Maury after-school special. Justin will not join the cast of next season's Teen Mom. The Lesbeaver's kingdom dam (kingdam?) will not come crumbling down from the sonic boom sound of a million crazed Beliebers coo bawling out of their diapers. There goes Bieber's butch bitch cred and there goes the scandal that was supposed to put a skid mark on the House of Beliebers! Even Mariah's baby looks disappointed about the fact that he'll never be a Eater-Beaver.
TMZ reports that Mariah took back the lawsuit last week right before her skeeze bag lawyers dropped her ass. The Lesbeaver was supposed to get DNAed today and planned to sue Mariah for telling lies. Mariah's case fell apart as soon as one of her ex-boyfriends claimed that she accused him of fathering her baby a second before she fame whored her way into the tabloids. Mariah continued to prove that she sucks at scheming when she went on The Insider and claimed she had proof she couldn't reveal at that time. Womp. Womp. So that's that.
Either two things happened: Mariah is insane and made it all up for a quick cashiers check from The Insider and Star. Or Mariah is still insane and Justin cracked open his piggy bank and emptied it out onto her open palms so she can go away. Whatever the case may be, one thing still remains. Us bitter queen losers who live for a scandal like this have been robbed.
Oh, well. The silver lining here is that at least I got to use this picture of Justin Bieber looking like a penis after a botched circumcision left it with raggedy ass foreskin.
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I hate to say it, and don't want to name screen names, but there are some posts here saying that JB's team paid off the skank to go away, which leaves the impression that the Biebs is really the father. Those posts can only be from the ultra-fringe of the naive, or more probably, come directly from Team Bieber, to give him hetero props.
I've been around a little. Okay... a lot. Just from the audio/visual of him, he is gay. There's no getting around it. "Not that there's anything wrong with that..." But to imply otherwise- and this is what the paternity suit was about- is pretty silly.
I still hope Maury has her on his show. She might end up being one of those women who have 10+ guys tested.
I still don't think this spastic muppet can successfully jizz into a vagine. Much less seductively burble, "I want to fuck the shit out of you." That takes a real man, right there.
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As Ozzie said: What's a Bieber?
And as I said: shit shit SHIT!! Even though I don't give a fuck I was kinda looking forward to the fallout from this mess.
Well my first thought was, if you see the Hick Chick in a new Caddy, all pimped out Juicy Coulture Stylee, with a CZ encrusted stick shift knob and what-not, then she probably got paid off. But on second thoughts I don't think the Beve would give up his own personal limo as part of the deal. Then I remembered that he's a gehy in waiting and the chances of him blowing his beans up the willing muff of a half crazed teen groupie, were slim to none at best. Then I recalled that I really don't give a f*ck, was actually in possession of something called "A Life" and went outside and lived it...
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Submitted by Granny Clampett on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 4:03pm.
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No.
A 20 y/o is easily bullied into submission. Her lawyers got their 50% cut of hush-money & told her to walk away.
Win-win.
She's still demanding a paternity test:
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20546006,00.html
WILL WE EVER KNOW THE TRUTH??
I think I was once near New York (I'm in Delaware) when Leo DiCatchaho was filming a movie. I am going to start a harassment lawsuit - and then "tiptoe into the courthouse to quietly cancel" it - just to stir up a shitstorm.
Why are you fucking with us, Mariah Yeater?? What do you WANT??
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If there had been a pay off her lawyers would NOT have quit her ass...please. Her lawyers quit her ass because they realized the crazy bitch was lying and since Beiber was threatening to sue her and her legal team for defamation they bailed like rats off a sinking ship. Sorry but unless they autotune the shit out of his voice, Justin has either not gone through puberty, has been castrated, or is actually a girl. No chance he got her pregnant
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
As anyone who's worked in the legal profession knows, Bieber's team definitely paid her a few hundred thou to quietly dismiss everything and walk away.
Truth.
Maybe he did open his piggy bank and pay her off so she would just go away? The Lesbeaver may be sweating bullets on having to take a dna test.
That shit is back on, yo!
http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/justin-bieber-still-facing-patern...
Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:55pm.
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:34pm.
ohio players...and slave...you just named 2 of my favorite bands right there...can we be friends?
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4REAL - now if you can't get a party started with either of those groups - you need to close up shop and lock up the doors!
I still have them on vinyl and dust off my turntable from time to time.
O - H - I - O !!!!!!
Didn't Ohio Players have some of the hottest album covers. Fire / Honey.
Now don't get me started ;)
And Steve Arrington's - "Make you weak at the knees."
Now that's real music!!!!
Submitted by chinlee3 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:08pm.
Is Bieber a hermaphrodite?
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Yes, but he doesn't have a tuck game because his penis is inside his vagina.
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I feel bad for her. The level of post-partum mental illness is clear and astonishing. I think this is what delusional psychosis is, but I'd have to confirm that diagnosis with Dr. Phil.
Is Bieber a hermaphrodite? Maybe he could get himself pregnant. Think of the PR possibilities!
Submitted by NC-Ladee on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 12:34pm.
ohio players...and slave...you just named 2 of my favorite bands right there...can we be friends?
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
That story was so full of holes from the jump.
First - she initially accused her ex-boyfriend of being the baby daddy. That's where she lost quite a bit of - shall I say (for lack of a better word) credibility. If she actually did the nasty with Justin (child-rape), then she should have went straight to him the first time she turned up pregnant. EVEN if she screwed her ex-boyfriend on the same day she should have NEVER thrown his name in the mix. Stupid rookie mistake!
Second - Did she go to the concert alone? If not, she should have had proof from one of her girlfriends that she at least was called backstage. Geez - back in the late 70s my girlfriend went to a concert - screwed one of the members of either Ohio Players or Slave - I don't remember - but I swear for weeks I had to her blow by blow of what happened. You'd thought she hit the lottery. I explained to her that man wouldn't even remember her name or face, but she didn't care - she sexed a member of her fav group. Since this Justin child is so famous I would have thought she would have came back running her mouth to so many folks and one would have stepped up to collaborated her claim.
Last but certainly not least - she was so damn stupid that she'd didn't realize by sexing someone so young her azz could be prosecuted for statutory rape. So that would have blown up in her face.
A woman this unstable wouldn't have taken a pay off. She would have done the talk show circuit tour and gotten front page to every tabloid out there if she was legit. Why accept a one time pay off when you can collect for 18 years for having his child.
So much for Justin's potential street cred.
@NC-Ladee. Ah but... A payoff could be 18 years of support, like a regular court order but under the guarantee of a non-disclosure agreement, Ahnold was making contributions on the QT, and Baena told her hubby it was his.
If she was aware of the statutory rape issue, that might have been why she wasn't bragging to anyone. Just as her lawyers must have told her that by filing the paternity claim she would face investigation on that, but she went forward anyway because she felt this was too important to drop? The telling the long term partner the baby is his is as old as the hills. For some unknown reason my brain refuses to stop thinking about this idiotic story! ;(. Why?!
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Honestly Officer...
ubmitted by Get Serious: "...His lawyer has already said that they'll be suing to smack down other gold digging opportunists; if they don't sue, then it's a sign that they've paid her off or she has some sort of evidence against him."
BIIIINGO!
Sounds like a cover up to me. Didn't think the little femme turd had it in him, but wonders will never cease.
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I concur, dear. What kind of crazy must you be to try to pull some shit off like that? Delusion is not a healthy parent.
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You know I kinda like this Beiber kid. He's so damn bland that all these things can happen around him and I don't even really think about him at all.
I'm worried about that baby...and that baby mama. Why Justin Beiber of all freaking people? She looks like she should be rubbing up on Justin Timberlake, at least, or maybe Ronnie Wood or something. And how do you let something get so public when you know it's a bald-faced lie like that? Like, just how dumb do you gotta be? And now she's gonna be responsible for guiding and comforting this behbeh? Ack!
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Submitted by Get Serious on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:56am.
Amen. I would do the same thing.
I would bet every penny I have that she was paid off.
What the fuck kind of dumb zippered shit jacket is Babybieber wearing in that pic? What's with the huge stand up collar? He must like the feel of his head sticking up out like that because it reminds him of when he slid out of his mother's birth canal a few months ago.
The 3rd option is that this trick was bullied and threatened to drop the lawsuit...there are evil forces behind this BeaverTwit empire that would do anything to anyone who would want to fuck with their money. I never believed he had a dick, let alone get anyone pregnant, but I certainly was looking forward to the DNA test debacle.
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I think Sean of the Dead is the father.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RiRaB_H68Nk/Tpt21TxvQMI/AAAAAAAABI4/5cpR-T1-RR...
If I were truly innocent of the nutcase psycho's accusations, I'd still take the blood test & then still sue her ass into the ground. His lawyer has already said that they'll be suing to smack down other gold digging opportunists; if they don't sue, then it's a sign that they've paid her off or she has some sort of evidence against him. At the very least, he should make a public statement smacking her down as a liar & letting everyone know he decided not to sue because he can't gain anything.
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I am very upset to hear this news. Fuck you crazy bitch for getting our hopes up.
Can the turd look any more like a lesbian in that picture?
I mean, she was a unemployed welfare recipient who somehow scored front row seats to his show and decided to go alone .....yeah, only a fellow mental patients believed her!
And LOL to cougar and hags
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Bieber paid her amd her lawyers off. And he is porbably paying his GF for her stand by your man act. He tried to put that test off for as long as possible and didn't outright deny the allegations at first. Like she is really going to wait until the day of the test to drop the suit. It was all about settlement negotiations up until this morning.
And as for her looking old? How many of age females attend his concert? A hole is a hole to a teenage boy.
When will the E!Channel give her a tv show?
As much as I wanted this story to be true, we all know it's impossible the Bieber sperm would produce a male baby. His sperm is chocked full of estrogen.
Hmm. . . If she really was making this up, I am sure Beiber's lawyers would have made mince meat out of her case and sued her for everything she's worth.
I tend to believe she DID have sex with him, may even have some proof, and his peeps paid her off. He may not be the daddy, but it would be a disaster PR wise if news that she slept with him got out.
Stupid woman. Take the kid away from her.
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poor little baby has that loon for a mother...
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Justin looks so pretty here!
Yes, homegirl looks like she did a hard 20 in women's prison as opposed to being 20 years old. Is it the crazy that ages you?
OT Update:
Elisabitch is claiming a migraine, but is still tweeting defending herself. Who tweets through a migraine?? Such a dumbass...I think she has puffy face from crying all night since she got bitched out something awful on Twitter and Facebook.
Yay! Triumph over a mentally ill, delusional single mother! Still gonna sue her and subject her to legal debt, Bieber!?
Big fuckin' deal, like these paternity things have never happened before? He didn't have to even take the test.
People finally were maybe sort of convinced that he may have something resembling a cock that is capable of impregnating a female or at the very least a titillating elongated clitoris. Now, it's back to being so squeakily clean it probably sounds like washing windows when or IF he fucks Selena Gomez.
madam s: She does look like Toni C there.
Something nice: She has beautiful eyes. In fact, she is close to being model-pretty.
And the baby is to die for. Very cute little bubber.
Submitted by easter bunny on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 11:16am.
not over yet! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/justin-bieber-paternity-la...
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OMG!! That's awesome news!!
HAHA...maybe the girlboychild did produce some baby batter after all. Ewww...can't believe I just typed that. Blech!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
LOL @ Sweetas! They should do that. More ATTENTION for their sorry asses.
Just look at the lines around her mouth. How does that HAPPEN to a 20 year old? I'm literally twice her age and don't have those kind of lines. It's mind-boggling.
How is it possible for one allegedly hetero "boy" to look so fucking femme? Even Zac Efron looked more male when he was in his prettiest tween phase in those High School Musicals. He's grown into a rather yummy young man but I can never see this Bieber kid looking anything but like a dyke with no fashion sense (so like a dyke then).
Booo we need detective Latoya and Maury to get to the bottom of this!
Biebs is one pair of hipster glasses away from morphing into Rachel Maddow.
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Damn, I was really hoping for a Biebaby. My day is ruined now. Thanks for nothing.
Ahhaha Sweetas,
I guess I'll just quietly go back to hoping he and the Gomez girl have a giant, baby-headed, Newt Gingrich-looking man-baby child together. I like to picture Justin carrying it around in the Bieber Baby Bjorn.
not over yet! http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/11/justin-bieber-paternity-la...
@ easter bunny, I thought this was too fast, nowadays even little fame whores get follow up stories.
Yikes @ her lawyer saying death threats. As stupid as the nasty Belieber tweets are when the lawyer puts it that way it seems more substantial. I had been thinking he cut a cheque to get rid of her and keep his tiny bit of badassness (in his mind) from the tiny scandal.----------------------------------------------------
Honestly Officer...
I really needed for this to be true so the world could see what a monstrous little sh*t he really is. I just heard that he was waiting to go on a talk show and the sound guy came over to ask if he could check his mic. Bieber replied, "No, you can't check my f*cking mic. I'm the star here and you can get the f*ck away from me." The good part is the mic was indeed on, so everyone heard it.
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Feel sorry for the baby having her for a mom. :(
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