Donatella Versace Does Not Want You Size 6 Heffas Wearing Versace
The New York Daily News (via THR) planned to do a picture spread featuring non-models wearing some of the hideous tacky shit from Versace's collection for H&M, but that idea was crushed into fine powder and snorted up by Donatella Versace after she refused to let size 6 fatties represent the Versace brand. That's right. If you want to be photographed wearing a skirt that looks like it was made from the curtains of a HoJo's in Boca, your body better be thinner than my will to live when I stare at Donatella's Shroud of Turd face for too long.
The NYDN says that when they presented the idea of showing off the collection on the size 0 to 6 bodies of New York types, H&M told them to hold that thought, because they had to get Versace's permission first. H&M didn't think Donatella would approve it since she's made it clear that she doesn't want "real women" modeling the collection. The NYDN sent H&M pictures of the women they wanted to use. H&M was right, because Donatella declared that all but one of the women didn't fit "Versace's branding."
You'd think that Donatella would bend her cunt rules a bit since: 1) Her daughter Allegra has suffered from anorexia for years; and 2) Ugly hos, fat hos, skinny hos, pretty hos and all of the other kinds of hos shop at H&M. But Donatella has a reputation as a nightmare-hearted cretin to uphold.
If Donatella let non-skinny people with non-alien faces wear Verace in a photo shoot, Kunty Karl would banish her from the Death Eaters' lair forever. Then Donatella would be so upset that she'd eat actual food instead of human souls and she'd eventually turn into a normal person whose heart beats and who thinks reasonable thoughts. We don't want this! Cunts like Donatella make our world go round.
Oh, and is Donatella wearing brown lip liner in that picture or did the person who anal bleaches her mouth miss a spot? If it's brown lip liner, ten glamour points for Donatella. If it's her anal bleachers' fault, KILL HIM!
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Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:18pm.
Squiggles, Crystal has lost a lot of weight. She is no longer a "plus sized" model.
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Oh! I must have been looking at some old pics. She looked great. Maybe she's been promoted!
Submitted by WinterOwl22 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:18pm.
Double post :(
Does anyone else find it ironic that a lot of these people that are associated with fashion & beauty are often ugly both inside && out? Donatella, Galliano, Lagerfeld, Talley? Disgusting human beings. You could fill books with their cunty, snooty, ugly remarks.
Kunty Karl? Oh honey, pul-eeze. KK is the least of her problems. Try Ford, Elite and IMG Modeling companies for starters. That is their rice bowl she is pissing in! You think they're going to stand by idly while Versace uses non-model models? Uh-uh.
Donatella knows which side her runway is buttered. She knows that unless she wants the old fat models showing up at her next Fashion Week she's got to go along to get along. ( And by old and fat I mean size 6 and 22 years old. )
And that's just the modeling companies. That doesn't even include the fashion rags ( typo and it stays ). You think Anna Wintour is going to feature a non-model photo shoot in Vogue? Donatella probably had to fire half her NY staff to appease Nuclear Winter when just the rumor of of this photo shoot got out.
Squiggles, Crystal has lost a lot of weight. She is no longer a "plus sized" model.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
The fashion business is jacked up. Women who are considered "plus size" are often not in the least overweight AND are gorgeous. Crystal Renn and Whitney Thompson, for example, blow all of these twigs out of the water. I'd be willing to bet that most guys would choose a plus-size model over the others b/c they, um, look like woman. And to think that some of these women had been high fashion models but were demoted by their agency b/c of a weight change. Sick.
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I said it last night and I will say it again tonight, especially after reading the crap directed (once again) at PSL and Stoney:
*Jealousy is a hell of a drug*
She's 100% right, H&M cheap clothes look waay better on tall, lean models.
Oh, wait, all clothes do.
SCARY SHIT
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/wenn5201829.jpg
If you have enough money you can do or say what you want...Still can't get away with the fact that she has a face that looks like a gibbons arse with dysentery...
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Fuck you ancient molten troll-doll that got raped in the face by a panda, wtf do you know about looking good anyway?
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Submitted by DDT on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:46pm.
I take it you guys have seen this f*ckery? It's an ad for this line, directed by Jonas Ackerlund. It gives a lot of insight into what they think of fashion models:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0AfCTsxA0&feature=related
You can only imagine what they think of us "real people."
Now I think I'M going to vomit...
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Just go to Vigilant Citizen for a true description of what that video is really about. THAT will make you want to vomit.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
Listen, you guys need to quit insulting Tom Petty, Val Kilmer and Janis. So mean. They get a big fat "excuse my beauty" award compared to this freak.
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:57pm.
Even if I was butt ugly, I'd still want my picture taken with her because she'd make me look positively ravishing.
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Whaddya mean "even if"?
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:57pm.
Even if I was butt ugly, I'd still want my picture taken with her because she'd make me look positively ravishing.
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Whaddya mean "even if"?
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I hate this woman. I agree with the commenter who said the Versace brand died long ago with Gianni. It was never great to begin with....a bunch of tacky pseudo dominatrix technicolor oompa loompa inspired fuckery.
Donatella has been on my shitlist ever since she 1) exposed her face in public 2) Went on a quasi-nazi propoganda speech when her shitty BLONDE perfume came out. In short proclaiming that only blondes are the true epitome of feminity and beauty.
Fuck off anus scented Hitler!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
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M.E.: She was Val Kilmers twin?
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LMAO, I was about to write that in the earlier photo she looks like fat Val Kilmer! (*poor Val)
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Only for a few years when I was younger. It went away as I got older. But that pic could bring it back lol.
JudyT - I was plagued by sleep paralysis for years, it was torture! How often is yours?
How are there even pictures of this bitch? There's no way there aren't a few dozen brave papparazzi out there with scorched retinas and melted cameras. I mean seriously, with a face like that she should have passed into urban legend ranks with the Loch Ness Monster and Bigfoot long ago. I should be telling my kids, "you better stop f***ing around, or the Donatella is gonna get you." And then dare them to say her name three times in front of the mirror.
Even if I was butt ugly, I'd still want my picture taken with her because she'd make me look positively ravishing.
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My ass wears a size 6 so I know darn well with today's vanity sizing, a size 6 isn't really tiny. (I'm 5ft 7, 140 pounds) That being said I'd rather see what a healthy "fat ass" like me looks like in clothes than some bony bitch who looks half dead
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:46pm.
I'll get on that as soon as Hillary Clinton wears a flattering dress.
Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:26pm.
lol! I'm afraid they've been landfill for a good 6 years.
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hmmm can you send me nudes then?????????
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Caption This: Cousin It finally reveals his/her face.
Allegra:"Mommy does this dress make me look fat?"
Don: "Look fat? You are fat, your size 6 makes me want to puke. Don't ever wear my dresses"
Yes, D YOU are the reason your daughter is anorexic.
Submitted by skinny fat on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:23pm.
5'10" and 180 lbs is hardly slim.
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I was 120 all through High School and into my early 20s. I was every daddy's dream twink. I'd also have people ask me all the time if I was eating or sick. I'd rather have a few pounds on my frame than have to deal with that sh*t again.
She is one of the fugliest looking people on the planet. She thinks her ugly face is okay to be on camera but not people over a size 6? Jackass.
I know there are a lot of pervs in this world, but are there actually any straight guys who are attracted to these catwalk critters?
The Versace mystic died with Gioanni. Who gives a fuck what this leather faced crypt keeper has to spew. MEH!
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:15pm.
All jokes aside, I know what you mean, but perhaps you could just send me the undies? Thank you so much.
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lol! I'm afraid they've been landfill for a good 6 years.
5'10" and 180 lbs is hardly slim.
Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:52pm.
5'10" and 180# is hardly fat. The jeans have always fit me weird, either because the stitching was off or because of the cut. On more than one occasion I've had polos and tees grow pinholes holes in the fabric and had seams come apart after a few washes. I bought briefs from there once, and the fabric pilled and the waist band slowly detached from it. I'm pretty careful with how I launder clothes and my washer doesn't chew up clothes. It's hit or miss and I'd rather not go through the headache of having to go back to the store to get my money back (I obviously didn't return the undies, that's just weird).
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All jokes aside, I know what you mean, but perhaps you could just send me the undies? Thank you so much.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:52pm.
5'10" and 180# is hardly fat. The jeans have always fit me weird, either because the stitching was off or because of the cut. On more than one occasion I've had polos and tees grow pinholes holes in the fabric and had seams come apart after a few washes. I bought briefs from there once, and the fabric pilled and the waist band slowly detached from it. I'm pretty careful with how I launder clothes and my washer doesn't chew up clothes. It's hit or miss and I'd rather not go through the headache of having to go back to the store to get my money back (I obviously didn't return the undies, that's just weird).
Thanks MK!!! This will now be the face that hovers over my bed when I have sleep paralysis.
I'm currently a size 6 and tried doing a diet 5 days ago and wanted to die. Fuck that, I've decided to eat healthy and workout as often as possible but accept that I am NOT gonna be a size 0. Hate bitches like these that want to impose their crazy fuckedupness on the rest of us.
Shut up skeletor! I ain't buying your shit anyway.
Submitted by DDT on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:46pm.
I take it you guys have seen this f*ckery? It's an ad for this line, directed by Jonas Ackerlund. It gives a lot of insight into what they think of fashion models:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U0AfCTsxA0&feature=related
You can only imagine what they think of us "real people."
Now I think I'M going to vomit...
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Oh dear God!!! That was dreadful. And how vain is that bitch to be sticking her face there?
p.s. One of the models looks like Peaches' Geldolfs sister.
Donatella and Janice from the Muppets look more alike each other every day.
too much sun + bad plastic surgery + anorexia = this fuckig nightmare face.
It cracks me up when Stoney gets all sanctimonious, gives a long tedious speech, and always ALWAYS ends it with a hair-flipping "I'm out, losers" comment, and then she's back 3 minutes later.
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Aw how cute. Fishy grew some balls. Listen, I'm 5'2" and small boned. If I was a size 16 I WOULD be unhealthy. I understand that there are some beast women out there who are tall and big boned and can be healthy at a size 16, but I am not one of them. And I don't know who that trolly ass cunt is below or what your problem is with me, but you need to get a life. Because this alt shit ain't working you. Now if you will excuse me I have to go to work.
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Submitted by BitchyD on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 2:49pm.
H&M men's clothes are the cheapest quality crap. The fit is terrible, the fabric is flimsy, and it's always poorly stitched.
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heyyy fuck you fat stuff! I buy 90% of the stupid shit I wear from there and the easy iron dress shirts are fucking A+ and super cheap, and the fit is spectacular, good jeans there too YES A LOT OF THE SHIT IS LOW QUALITY but oh my goodness and I have this great jacket from there that my sister bought me oh my goodness what a nice jacket it is and what else oh my goodness I am such a faggot for H&M!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
So, it is not ok to be an obese size 6 but it is ok to have a face like that?
H&M men's clothes are the cheapest quality crap. The fit is terrible, the fabric is flimsy, and it's always poorly stitched. The only thing I've bought there that's lasted was a messenger bag. I bought it the week they first opened the 5th Ave. store. As for Janice the Muppet, she can do whatever the hell she wants with her tacky shit.
Why wouldn't you fix a broken nose with that much money??