Donatella Versace Does Not Want You Size 6 Heffas Wearing Versace
The New York Daily News (via THR) planned to do a picture spread featuring non-models wearing some of the hideous tacky shit from Versace's collection for H&M, but that idea was crushed into fine powder and snorted up by Donatella Versace after she refused to let size 6 fatties represent the Versace brand. That's right. If you want to be photographed wearing a skirt that looks like it was made from the curtains of a HoJo's in Boca, your body better be thinner than my will to live when I stare at Donatella's Shroud of Turd face for too long.
The NYDN says that when they presented the idea of showing off the collection on the size 0 to 6 bodies of New York types, H&M told them to hold that thought, because they had to get Versace's permission first. H&M didn't think Donatella would approve it since she's made it clear that she doesn't want "real women" modeling the collection. The NYDN sent H&M pictures of the women they wanted to use. H&M was right, because Donatella declared that all but one of the women didn't fit "Versace's branding."
You'd think that Donatella would bend her cunt rules a bit since: 1) Her daughter Allegra has suffered from anorexia for years; and 2) Ugly hos, fat hos, skinny hos, pretty hos and all of the other kinds of hos shop at H&M. But Donatella has a reputation as a nightmare-hearted cretin to uphold.
If Donatella let non-skinny people with non-alien faces wear Verace in a photo shoot, Kunty Karl would banish her from the Death Eaters' lair forever. Then Donatella would be so upset that she'd eat actual food instead of human souls and she'd eventually turn into a normal person whose heart beats and who thinks reasonable thoughts. We don't want this! Cunts like Donatella make our world go round.
Oh, and is Donatella wearing brown lip liner in that picture or did the person who anal bleaches her mouth miss a spot? If it's brown lip liner, ten glamour points for Donatella. If it's her anal bleachers' fault, KILL HIM!
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She looks exactly like Keith Richards with a wig on! Seriously, cover up her hair and what do you see? Keith Richards, right?
donatella can eat my fuck. she looks miserable, rotten and fetid. with a mother like her, it's no wonder allegra looks like the walking dead.
Submitted by Domina X on Thu, 11/17/2011 - 11:59pm.
lol the irony of you trashing hanes her way with that cliche bondage photo/drawing. BORING.
Donatella can do what she wants, truth is, MOST high fashion houses do not want regular people modeling their clothes (I wouldn't) if you want regular, buy Hanes Her Way. Just like at their runway fashion shows, the clothes look best on tall, very thin models. Period.
Many other fashion houses would turn down that idea as well, problem is, somehow Donatella's wishes were made public in a not so tactful manner. Her job is not her looks it is her clothing line & who she chooses to represent it.
Making comments about her daughter's struggle with anorexia is retarded & a whole other level. I can imagine it is not easy having a mom in the world of high fashion runways & haute couture.
High fashion is high fashion, & super slim is what most top design houses love representing their clothes. Looks best to me. If I want to see 'regular' people just walk outside. Boring.
Absolutely fucking disgusting! Hideous woman. Fashion fuckers like her and Lagerfeld, etc, are souless bastards who HATE woman.
There are two very sad things about this woman. 1, that there are people who would look at THAT and think "oh yeah, that's obviously a woman who really knows how to make women look good. And 2, that Donatella can look at herself in a mirror with all that goop she cakes on her hideously plastic surgery deformed mug and think "oh yeah, I look GOOOOOOOOOD".
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:04pm.
Vidz, I want one of those genuine silk robes with a dragon on the back. A friend of mine got a few of them there.
Lol. That's not Singaporean per se. And you can quote me on this, NO LOCAl wears them. But you can get them plenty cheap in Thailand. Real raw silk too.
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Submitted by Michic on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:18pm.
I want a twilight toilet, I always wanted to shit on Edward's face. I'd shit on Jacob's face too but I think God beat me to it.
SANS FARDS, I have always had this problem with clothes fitting too and it has always been this way it seems. Usually a 22 year old can basically wear what they want, but I would have to go to more expensive stores, that I really could not afford to get something half decent and now at 34, still the same story. So, I do not have much clothes at all because I also do not have much money. Trying to find decent outerwear/coats is particularly tough. I am a size 4, 6 or 8 depending on the brand and store. I do not think my body is freakish or anything but I do have long arms and a small chest (not really breasts but chest). So, yeah, I hear ya. I do like much of the stuff at H & M though, but I think I just have a cardigan from there. Their accessories ARE terrible and Madonna eighties video worthy.
With a fug mug like that, Donatella has no right to judge anyone's looks.
Is her daughter dead from anorexia yet?
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"Oh Nooo don't go out THERE. What? I tried to warn her." What a fugly bitch. Looks a lot like Alexis Arquette.
So this is what a Pug looks like with a blonde wig...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
...your body better be thinner than my will to live when I stare at Donatella's Shroud of Turd face for too long. --MK--
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Hahahaha ! MK that is comedy gold.
As one of the few straight guys here at Dlisted I don't really know about sizes. But, I do shudder at the sight of muffin tops. Buy bigger jeans I say.
One last thing: In my 20's I was slim and I fucked a chick that was really skinny. During some vigorous humping my pelvic bone hit her very visible pelvic bone and that shit HURT so bad. I played it off and quickly switched her to doggy style.
@Sinjin... Yes... That is where I saw this video! That is exactly my point.
Sadly, I love the dress in the 4th thumbnail. I'm a sucker for fringe!
babybunny - Yes to all of those. I also frequent Nordstrom Rack (their discount store) and Loehmanns; you can get high-quality designer stuff with killer discounts.
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My size one ass wont be buying any Versace for H&M.
I never liked their "brand" cause it looks like really dated hooker shit from '79.
Submitted by claroscureaux on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 8:27pm.
I wish she'd remember to take her ass off her face when she leaves the house.
This is too funny, I am choking with laughter. She is incredibly unattractive and yet she keeps showing that face in public. She must have a "specicial magical mirror", because I would run screaming from the mirror if I saw what other people saw when they look at her.
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I'm sorry you feel that way ..... may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"
I found this on another blog hope you guys like it.
I actually met Gianni Versace when i was 22. he took me and my friend who was a frequent model in his show out to dinner. he was gay but i was totally in love with him. and to tell you the truth i still am.
the following story is true.
one evening after attending a fashion show in ny my friend was in, he took me and her and few other people out to dinner at this fancy Italian restaurant in mid Manhattan. he noticed that i wasn't dressed appropriately (in college gear, jeans and a sweatshirt) and so we stopped off at this boutique and he bought me a dress and shoes that came up to about $400.00. now me being the sweet sheltered strict catholic church girl i said thank you to him but told him that i would have to pay him back and i promptly asked him for the bill; i also didn't know at the time just how famous he was which made the situation even worse. he must have sensed i was naive and sheltered because he then laughed, looked at me, put his hand on my chin and said, "you staying sweet is payment enough for me". needless to say i blushed like the teenager and remained tongue tied the whole time because not only was he nice but he was also very handsome; at least to me he was. When we got to the restaurant he made it a point to sit next to me because my friend was getting ready to and asked her if she could sit on the other side of me so that he could help me with the menu which was in italian. i remembered he took his time and read everything to me and when he finished, i again being the catholic sheltered girl that i was, chose the cheapest thing on the menu and he said he wouldn't hear of it and ordered one of the most expensive meals along with a very expensive desert. while eating he asked me how long me and my best friend had been friends, and what i was studying in school etc. he was a very nice man and made me feel extremely comfortable and he really didn't have to. his sister came in later i remembered and she didn't say one word to us not even good evening. after dinner he kissed me on the cheek and told me he would send me the bill WHICH HE NEVER DID OF COURSE! and it was then my friend laughed and said i ought to get over my crush because he was gay. i mean what a bitch lolol! but it was a night i will never forget. when he died i remember crying and crying in my then boyfriends arms at the time. i mean i was unhappy for days.
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No one lives forever
Donatella back in the day:
http://damyantiwrites.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/donatella-and-gianni-v...
I wish she'd remember to take her ass off her face when she leaves the house.
She should be ashamed of herself. Women from size 0 to size 20 can look really great in clothes that are made well and compliment their assets. She's an idiot and the clothes must be shit if only the very petite can wear 'em.
Submitted by snippy on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 7:36pm.
Cunanan murdered the wrong Versace. Gianni was prettier and way more talented than this toad can ever hope to be. She would be nothing if it were not for her truly creative brother.
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Oh shit. *snicker*
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Cunanan murdered the wrong Versace. Gianni was prettier and way more talented than this toad can ever hope to be. She would be nothing if it were not for her truly creative brother.
Cunanan murdered the wrong Versace. Gianni was prettier and way more talented than this toad can ever hope to be. She would be nothing if it were not for her truly creative brother.
You know, I've run over raccoons prettier than her. (I haven't actually, but I'm just saying...)
That this hideous hag has any say at all as to what constitutes acceptable looks, weight, or anything else regarding "beauty" is a travesty. She is disgustingly ugly, and H&M blows.
H & M has cheap stuff and that is what it is...cheap...cheaply made, the jewelry sucks, the accessories are not worth shit, and there is something wrong with almost every piece of clothing I have bought. I got to Ross or Marshalls now for cheaper clothes..H & M is just hype and this ho proves that is all it is...skanky frankenstein faced ho!
Where did she get eyes done...at the Nosferatu section at Bloomingdales?
She's not exactly a skinny Minnie, now, is she? She should STFD and STFU.
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Ver-sayce! Ver-sayce!
You SCARE ME WIT YO' FACE!!!
Her words may come back to haunt her should her Kid ever vapor lock from not eating.
Donatella is that bitch and cuntastique, but what Tigerlily said is on point:
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:45pm.
...BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT..and don't be worryin' what the bitch nextaya be workin'...OKAAAAAY???? EVERY HO TO THEMSELVES!!!
Shut up! V Go listen to more Rebecca Black.
Vidz, I want one of those genuine silk robes with a dragon on the back. A friend of mine got a few of them there.
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@Irishfury
Lol. A half-day layover is pretty much all you need to "experience" Singapore. The shopping is cheaper and better in the US anyway.
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Submitted by Michic on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:18pm.
I want a twilight toilet, I always wanted to shit on Edward's face. I'd shit on Jacob's face too but I think God beat me to it.
Fuck you, Cryptkeeper Versace. I'd rather be unworthy to wear your clothes because of my size than have a hideous face like yours, slag.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Yo cosign with the lack of clothes that fit properly at H&M. I *am* a size 6, and all their stuff fits me weird...I wanted to get a killer sheath dress for bizness interviews and such, and the bottom was great but it was strangling my armpits on top. I don't have a particularly big upper body, so I was annoyed. I've had similar problems with other dresses from that place.
Well that's to be expected I guess...you get what you pay for. Too bad, though. Their stuff is really cute.
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I had a layover in Singapore once! Does that count?!
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@Dog
Awww... Nothing much to see really. Honestly. But it's a pretty damn comfortable place to live.
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Submitted by Michic on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:18pm.
I want a twilight toilet, I always wanted to shit on Edward's face. I'd shit on Jacob's face too but I think God beat me to it.
Submitted by Crash_Override on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 5:28pm.
SCARY SHIT
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/wenn5201829.jpg
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WOW!!!!!!!!!! Such a shame, though. That girl is really pretty. She more than likely has obsessive insecurities. Hmmm,wonder where they came from? Gioanni would never have allowed this to happen.
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*She who conquers herself, conquers all
whatever these fashion bitches are saying shit like this to look controversial and shocking.
id like to take a baseball and whack them over the head.
Life must suck when you're extremely insecure. What a sad and pathetic existence.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Her shit for H&M sucks. I get this whole designer for street brands but there nothing about Versace that says H&M in my humble opinion.
Let's get real up in here...WHO WOULD HIT IT...I know some of you sick fucks would...
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Submitted by vidz on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:49pm.
@Dog
I love you too. If you were in Singapore, you could totally get IT.
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Singapore is a place that's on my list of places to see that I never will get to see.
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@Dog
I love you too. If you were in Singapore, you could totally get IT.
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Submitted by Michic on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:18pm.
I want a twilight toilet, I always wanted to shit on Edward's face. I'd shit on Jacob's face too but I think God beat me to it.
Her lips are inflated beyond their natural vermillion border and yet she persists with that simian nose. She will never be as good as her brother. Versace is a has-been brand.
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Who is she to judge anyone?
Sorry, but could give a fuck about models and their sizes. They are freakin' pretty hangers and that's it. If some men wanna stick it to that, hey, cool...There's plenty who wanna stick they meat wand into some fantasy fluff too...
BITCHES, WE ALL GOOD. When will you whores not figure it out? You got the sweets 'tween yo' legs, WORK IT..and don't be worryin' what the bitch nextaya be workin'...OKAAAAAY???? EVERY HO TO THEMSELVES!!!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:29pm.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 6:13pm.
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Dog, I love you.
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Tell me that after I've cooked you breakfast, sugar. ;-)
Thanks, though. I felt it had to be said.
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Is Donatella a Death-Eater?
I was just going to say that, Owl. Renn is going all anorexie again:
http://fashiongonerogue.com/crystal-renn-claudia-knoepfel-stefan-indleko...
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