Eyes darting for the nearest exit, hos swallowing a yawn and a gallery of looks straight out of Faces Of Meh could only mean one thing: Jennifer Love Hewitt is trying to bring the sex again. JLove took a break from acting an episode of The Bachelorette with her stuffed animal collection to put on a titties and pits show at the Breaking Dawn premiere in L.A. last night. It went over as well a fart during ass eating. It went over as well as that joke.
I mean, I can appreciate that this heffa hiked her bronzed chichis up to the high heavens and I’ve always been a fan of the “airing out my weave pits” pose, but does she realize where she is? Twihards care about tits as much as they care about having some dignity! They are already desperate enough. They don’t need any of the servings of desperation JLove is throwing at them with her come hither poses. This is just another sad case of not knowing your audience. Bitch should’ve at least thrown some Edward Cullen decals on her overheated pits.