The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!

November 15, 2011 / Posted by:

Bitch knows if you wanna get a gay man to pay attention to something, break out the Bedazzler. – MicahSkin

Runners-up:

Scientists prove that listening to Ricky Martin’s music does indeed make you fart. – jazzfish_77

Ricky Martin shines in Dr. Seuss, the musical, singing, “I will not eat it on a chair, I will not eat it with red hair, I will not eat it anywhere! …I do not like gold cooch with glam!” – Mabel Hodges

Ricky Martin’s setlist now includes his new cover of the Meatloaf classic “I Would Do Anything for Love, But I Won’t Do That.” – Deb

(Thanks Miguel)

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