Afternoon Crumbs

At least Kristen Stewart only had to shave one leg last night – Popoholic

And yet Whitney still breathes – Lainey Gossip

The Lesbeaver doesn’t know what that means, right? He just saw someone do it in a rap video once. – The Superficial

Hillary Clinton breaks character to laugh at a flaming videobomber in a loin cloth – Towleroad

The American Javier Bardem is still with the mother of his shhhh baby – Celebitchy

Hilary Duff looks like 10 pounds of a pregnant sausage stuffed into a 5 pound sequined casing – Hollywood Tuna

Amanda Seyfried’s in a bikini, but more importantly who oh who is taking care of the dog that she’s always kissing on? – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kate Moss’ 13-year-old sister is modeling now – The Berry

MiserAlba is getting her “Padma” tattoo removed, so I guess ho isn’t a Top Chef fan anymore – ICYDK

Beyonce’s disappearing bump is back again – Just Jared

The gay penguins will get to be gay again!!!! – OMG Blog

Bitches getting into some rough trade – Cityrag

This just made Queen Elizabeth’s life – The Daily What

RiRi, please give Big Gay Al his favorite Fourth of July shorts back, because he’s been crying ever since they went missing – Hollywood Rag

Wonky McValtrex showed a stray dog in Bali some mercy by not taking him home and throwing him in the pet cemetery in her closet – I’m Not Obsessed

If I told Brit Brit her bikini was the exact shade of a Shamrock Shake, would she start licking at it? – Popsugar

And Noel Gallagher will be suffocated in a barrel of barley in 3…2… – Videogum