Monday, November 14th 2011
Open Post: Hosted By Kathy Griffin Wearing A Freckled Hand Bra In Out Magazine
...And the freckled hand bra is provided by Jesse Tyler Ferguson, of course. For Out magazine's Out 100 issue, Kathy and Jesse parodied Janet Jackson's Rolling Stone cover. There's really nothing more to say here except for a heaping "fuck you" to my friend on IM who had to ruin this beautiful ginge on ginge moment by saying that Kathy's sort of built like Justin Bieber and now I can't unsee it. Insert emoticon with bleeding eyes here.
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@Irish Fury
I'm so sorry to read about Mini Fury's accident. Godspeed her recovery. ♥
*sends thousands of tulips to little Irish Fury*
http://www.hellomagazine.com/travel/201103255154/tulip/fields/holland/
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*in a deep, manly voice*
"Like sands through the hourglass... so are the days of our lives."
Kathy Griffin is annoying and quite boring these days but I have always appreciated her in-your-face support of the entire gay community. She doesn't patronize us like Lady Gaga because she genuinely appreciates her gay fans because she naturally has so many gay friends. She even tolerates Anderson Cooper hiding in the transparent closet.
This has been a shitty day. I can't remember the last time it stunk so badly.
Damn, I wish I had a drink.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by cripbabe on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:13pm.
all that plastic surgery, incessant working out, but no tits? color me YAWN...
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One positive thing: at least she aint fat!
Seriously, I think she gave up on the plastic surgery when she realized it wasn't going to turn her into a Hollywood beauty.
I would still take one of her over all of the Kardasian clan any day. Her stand up routines have me in stitches.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
I'm torn on what to watch tonight. Gabby Giffords is on ABC with a Diane Sawyer special. Pedophile Sandusky is supposed to be on NBC probably spouting off how he's innocent*. I want to watch both!
*I know he's innocent until proven guilty but after reading the affidavit, I've convicted him prematurely in my mind.
IrishFury: OH NO!! Poor little Fairy! It's probably worse for you than it is for her - it's a special kind of torture to helplessly witness your child's pain. As Migraineuse and others have said, they heal amazingly quickly, though. And she's lucky to have so many people who care about her.
Don't those buses have seat belts? The last few field trips I've been on, the buses have lap belts at least. It wouldn't stop a kid from hitting the seat in front of them, though.
Now, I don't exactly *pray*, but I do send out good thoughts and wishes to the universe. Will send a shitload out for Fairy and your whole family. Not to minimize what you all are going through, but I have a good feeling that she is going to come through this with no lasting damage. (I'm an idiot optimist, though.)
Awww IF, I read about the ordeal earlier. Glad to know the little munchkin is doing well. Poor baby Fury ♥
I'm glad she got to enjoy her ice cream. Sometimes ice cream can make everything better.
Especially a HUMONGOUS scoop of ice cream. I hope you indulged her!
I don't have kiddos so is that all you can give them is Tylenol? Dammit, that's rough man!!!
IF, thanks for the update. Poor baby. Hope she bounces back like a champ. Kids have the most amazing recuperative powers.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
Awww. Thank you, IrishFury for your update.
There is nothing worse than seeing your child in pain or in a crisis and feeling helpless.
You and your wee one are in my prayers.
When you mentioned that this accident might affect her adult teeth, this just made me so sad. You probably have a lawsuit case if you find the right lawyer. No child should be permanently maimed from being in a school bus.
There's this stupid 'egg carton' theory behind the whole way school buses are made (really stupid).
Keep the faith and think positive for both you and her.
Thanks all - really and truly. She took Tylenol and then changed into a back ballet leotard (for why?) and fell asleep on her dad's chest. God the cute factor was nearly upsetting! Mainly because she's so small, I think, with those huge brown eyes!
She enjoyed ice-cream after dinner but her gums are badly swollen and are quite blue/purple/black. Her remaining tooth looks horrendous.
Her teacher called from her home and the district nurse called tonight. That's 5 calls from the school today. Her dentist also called this evening. I'm really impressed (considering) at how well people are looking out for her. Maybe it' a lawsuit fear or whatever, but a parent saw her in the nurses office this morning and texted me to see if all was ok and if I needed anything. I think I may have faith in humanity. And of course, you slutty mcsluts also show your good hearts when shit happens.
So she's badly banged up but is waiting for the tooth fairy and wants to go to school tomorrow to show her friends her injuries which is a good sign. She's the smallest kid in her class so they like to take care of her and a couple of her fellow Kindergartners found her siblings and gave them hand drawn cards to bring home to her.
Where do we live, Walton Mountain?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:41pm.
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Oh. My. God. I was cringing reading your post. That poor little mite. Dental injuries are so frickin' painful and it is agonizing to watch your child suffer.
I hope that like most kids, she heals quickly and you have some good meds to dull the worst of the pain.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hey SANS FARDS, thanks for the tip, I'm totally going to find that. But seriously, that Kristen Stewart made my slappin hand all antsy. Between these fuckheads and Justin Beaber (sp?) the youths have gone awry. And I'm saying this as a child of the 70's that grew up in THE 80'S, so I've seen some fuckery.
Also, with the French-ness of your name, are you by chance in this country as well or just a MK fan?
Paris is for stoners.
Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 2:41pm.
A mini Fury was badly hurt on the school bus today and she has fractured bones in her gums and teeth knocked out and emergency dental care and she's in so much pain, the kid is only 5. Bus was on dirt roads in a known rough spot and by bad luck, she was lifted off her seat and her face was slammed into the seat in front of her.
Not the bus drivers fault but apparently she feels awful. I've had the dental office, transportation office and principal on the phone half the day and accident reports filed but seeing a tiny thing in so much pain just sucks.
That's my (and her) shitty day today.
That's sucks Irish Fury. Like we don't have enough to worry about you really don't expect your kid to come home maimed on a damn school bus! I hope she's feeling better!
Jintess - I so would not put my phone # on that shit. Don't you have the elephants that live upstairs? In addition to clomping around, now they would call you.
So I made it to the big A tonight for a boring week of training. Am I gonna get killed up here by the airport or is it an OK part of town?
With that nose I thought it was Mike Tindall
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"Putting straight celebs on the cover of gay magazines continually is like putting a white woman on the cover of ESSENCE"- RuPaul.
I for one as a gay man must ask all heterosexual white women celebrities to please stop speaking on my behalf & my "community" (insert side eye here)
its a sad reminder that we have NO LEADERS in the gay community except for a 70 something Larry Kramer in a wheelchair on his 3rd liver transplant.
Maybe one day my "community" can organize some sort of movement other than a crystal meth barebacking party . Or handing Madonna the Pig another 100 million ...
I dont have any malice towards Kathy Griffin , I just want GROWN ASS MEN to WAKE UP CLEAN UP & SHOW UP .
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Submitted by anastasia beave... on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:56pm.
Holy wooden fuck. I just watched Twilight part 1. It's the only thing on tv tonight here in Paris and it's in english so I thought I would give it a whirl. Two hours of my life that I'll never get back. I've seen these "actors" for years in the news and here on the D, but that Kristen Stewart and fucking Frosty McUnicorn Hair or whatever MK calls him are two of the worst I've ever seen. FUCKING HORRIBLE! However, my wooden coffee table in front of the tv enjoyed it thoroughly.
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Anastasia, ITA. It is easily one of the worst, if not THE worst, movie of all time. Every single character except maybe Ashley Greene is fug and wooden-faced. Honestly, my wet kitchen mop shows more emotion than K-Stew. See if you can find the Rifftrax dub of Twilight...it is insanely fucking funny (think MST3K, but with a vampire movie) and it'll just underscore the insanely shitty acting in this movie.
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I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Submitted by Jintess on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 5:05pm.
Howdy do, Jintess.
I think you made the right decision by not including your phone number. That's just common sense! Good for you.
I'm good except for a massive ear-ache which I think has something to do with the Elidel cream I'm using which shuts down my immune system to deal with my eyelid rash which is gone now. I just called my pharmacist and asked him if it was okay for me to go off of it if my condition clears up sooner than the recommended dosage and he gave me the green light and said it was fine. OMG. This small tube cost me almost 200 dollars.
Hopefully I won't need anti-biotic meds for this damned ear ache now.
I'm in the 7th circle-jerk of pharma hell.
I want an immune system refund, you assholes.
Wooohhh!!! Just did Week 5 Day 1 of Couch to 5K! Ran 5min, walked 3, ran 6, walked 3, ran 5! Woohoo!!!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I just checked my mail.
I'm one of those freebie types who loves free samples and such so today in the mail I get the free 'protect your pet pack' from the ASPCA.
Okay first of all it's a magnet and a window sort of thing.
So I start filling out the window static (it's to inform any rescue folks if you have a dog, cat or (describe others) pets in the house)
Then it asks you to give a number to call in case of emergency.
I want you all to keep in mind this is something you post on your front door/main window. How comfortable would you be providing your cell number for everyone to see?
Anyway, I just put 911.
How's everyone doing?
Where are KG's boobs? I have small implants but you can still tell they are in there beneath a set of man hands. Does. Not. Compute.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
...The....f-face...
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...'we want money' - Doug and Courtney Hutchison's hacker...
BTW...
I should have written "kids WHO want to learn", not "Kids THAT want to learn".
*spanks self for grammar idiocy*
Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:27pm.
THX and that fat, bloated, blob known as Georgey Porgy Lucas is already owning the movie rights to this idea as we type it.
Submitted by Chapped Ass on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:06pm.
That's not such a bad idea for the 'misbehaving kids', have a section of 'lock-down desks' in the back for the obnoxious brats so that the teacher can have some control over her/his classroom and the kids that WANT TO LEARN have a chance to freaking LEARN without disruption.
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Like those eye-keeper-open devices in Clockwork Orange. LEARN ASSHOLE LEARN
Ugh, look at me showing off my 145 IQ. TRIED.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Used to hate that Jazz, even when they tryed to con you by calling it a 'serviced apartment' Don't envy you there buddy.
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:12pm.
Surviving Jazz. You? It is unseasonably cold. Sux major ballz.
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Doing ok. Two months in a hotel is driving me crazy, though. Back home later this week. Can't wait.
all that plastic surgery, incessant working out, but no tits? color me YAWN...
Surviving Jazz. You? It is unseasonably cold. Sux major ballz.
GP is GrandPa. Snowy dubbed him this because he is a tad older than me. (ok he looks like he should be collecting his pension but I like him)
DO NOT PUT YOUR BALLS ON MY FACE UNLESS I'M SUCKING YOUR COCK! M.E. 07/11/11
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:08pm.
*pouts prettily*
I'll save it for when you come back.
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Thanks!
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:01pm.
Jazzy, hit F5.
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FOr some reason, it won't update. Maybe because I'm overseas.
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*pouts prettily*
I'll save it for when you come back.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:01pm.
Jazzy, hit F5.
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FOr some reason, it won't update. Maybe because I'm overseas.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:14pm.
Howdya get to be so sweet? Aww 'tanks, sweetie.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:22pm.
Irish, I think you confused my idea with actual seat-belts rather than rubber/plastic harnesses like they use for amusement park rides which would protect children in the case of accidents and also keep them under strict control of the bus driver. You're probably too upset to even contemplate stuff like this right now and I don't blame ya, doll. I'd be freaking out big time if my child had gone through what your baby just endured. I'm just trying to come up with a solution that might save children's lives even if my taxes go up to do so.
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Submitted by ponchiks on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:23pm.
Thanks, hon. I figure the idea is at least worth pondering if it saves lives in the end? Hell, if amusement parks can spend the money to keep people safe...why the heck can't our school buses be made to do the same level of security and safety? HELLO, Washington DC?
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Submitted by fishsticksfan on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:33pm.
LOL
That's not such a bad idea for the 'misbehaving kids', have a section of 'lock-down desks' in the back for the obnoxious brats so that the teacher can have some control over her/his classroom and the kids that WANT TO LEARN have a chance to freaking LEARN without disruption.
Hey, EEG, how are you???
Cold up there now?
@ Irish Fury
How awful! I'm so sorry about your little girl's accident, hope she'll feel better soon.
just caught 10 minutes of Keeping Up with the Lardassians...
o.m.g.
i never watched this shitshow before, i stop on a whim while channel surfing to see the hairy hairy hippo herself throwing a fucking fit, crying and sobbing over losing a diamond earring in the ocean.
why was this fat braindead surgery-addicted urinal wearing 150,000 dollar earrings in the ocean? smelly twat!
I just read about your little one Irish Fury. I hope she will be alright! :( I dont like it when little ones have to go through pain. Sending her my prayers.
Jazzy, hit F5.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:57pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:54pm.
Jazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Remember when you did this to my avie? You may have to refresh. LOL!
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LOL! Yes, I remember that. Some of my best art work.
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I still love it!
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:-( I still don't see it, but I know which one you are talking about!
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:54pm.
Jazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Remember when you did this to my avie? You may have to refresh. LOL!
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LOL! Yes, I remember that. Some of my best art work.
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I still love it!
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IrishFury, that's the worst, a kid in great pain. Poor baby.
Will ice help? And are they worried about concussion? It sounds like she hit her head hard enough for that to be something just to keepo an eye one.
I do hope she can get some recuperative rest and that you all can as well.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:54pm.
Jazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Remember when you did this to my avie? You may have to refresh. LOL!
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LOL! Yes, I remember that. Some of my best art work.
Holy wooden fuck. I just watched Twilight part 1. It's the only thing on tv tonight here in Paris and it's in english so I thought I would give it a whirl. Two hours of my life that I'll never get back. I've seen these "actors" for years in the news and here on the D, but that Kristen Stewart and fucking Frosty McUnicorn Hair or whatever MK calls him are two of the worst I've ever seen. FUCKING HORRIBLE! However, my wooden coffee table in front of the tv enjoyed it thoroughly.
Paris is for stoners.
Jazzyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Remember when you did this to my avie? You may have to refresh. LOL!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 3:45pm.
Busted! am I. cold as a witchs tit here today and was smoking in the kitchen. Damn GP came home four hours early.
I know BH, DH, but wth is a GP? Great Penis?
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11