Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Carter Johnson, the coonskin cap-wearing Floridian hillbilly of my moonshine-induced dreams who gave all of us an XXX jug full of YES! by dropping a Dukes of Hazzard and a Dale Jr. reference while talking to the local news.

Ma better throw a prime croc on the shopping cart girl, pa better fill up the pick-up truck hot tub with boiled water and Breanna-Lynn better fill the swamp air with ba-yoo-tiful music from her washboard bass, because Carter done did good in front of the TV cameras and he deserves a relaxing night of luxury.

“Gittinit Diggit” is totally the new “Hide Yo Kids!

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