The Hongray Games Trailer Is Here

November 14, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K

If you’re like me and swallowed the first Hunger Games book with your eyeballs in one afternoon (Yes, I’m judging myself for that too.), then the trailer for the movie might fill you with the same kind of excitement you felt as a kid every time an analog TV on a cart was rolled into your middle school homeroom for movie (or “Anderson Cooper on the Channel One news“) time. Oh, how I miss the simpler times when seeing a TV in the classroom made my fucking day.

Seeing Stanley Tucci in a shiny suit makes my nipples spit glitter, but I’m not so sure about the rest of this shit. Why do the poors of District 12 looks like Amish hipsters and why does Brad Pitt’s greasy mop make an appearance on Woody Harrelson’s head? This does sort of looks like a whitewashed Battle Royale for the Twilight set.

This trailer really would’ve had me if they played “Hungry Eyes” at the end of it.

Tags: Jennifer Lawrence, Lenny Kravitz, Yeah Okay

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