Guess Who Is Climbing This Hairy Piece Of A Hot Hunk?

November 14, 2011 / Posted by:

Here is your daily reminder that if you’re rich and famous you too can get a piece who tips the hotness scale and will tell you that he’s with you for you right before you sit on his face and jack him off with a rolled up one hundred dollar bill (tuck and lube the edges to prevent paper cuts). This furry bear of a man is George Michael’s newest trophy piece and the two were spotted smoking some shit up on their hotel balcony in Venice, Italy yesterday. George quit his longtime partner Kenny Goss a little while ago so now he’s free to bring his tricks out in broad daylight.

George picked his piece well this time. Don’t you just want to wrap your legs around that Brawny Dude’s thick neck and let him spin you around as you slap him on the mouth with your peen? (Yes, I’ve been watching acrobat porn again). Can’t you just picture George serenading his Brawny Dude with a lullaby version of “Fast Love” as he deep conditions his piece’s ass fur with butt conditioner?

Get that hairy dick, George! Smash it like you’re a Range Rover and he’s a Snappy Snaps!

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