Guess Who Is Climbing This Hairy Piece Of A Hot Hunk?
Here is your daily reminder that if you're rich and famous you too can get a piece who tips the hotness scale and will tell you that he's with you for you right before you sit on his face and jack him off with a rolled up one hundred dollar bill (tuck and lube the edges to prevent paper cuts). This furry bear of a man is George Michael's newest trophy piece and the two were spotted smoking some shit up on their hotel balcony in Venice, Italy yesterday. George quit his longtime partner Kenny Goss a little while ago so now he's free to bring his tricks out in broad daylight.
George picked his piece well this time. Don't you just want to wrap your legs around that Brawny Dude's thick neck and let him spin you around as you slap him on the mouth with your peen? (Yes, I've been watching acrobat porn again). Can't you just picture George serenading his Brawny Dude with a lullaby version of "Fast Love" as he deep conditions his piece's ass fur with butt conditioner?
Get that hairy dick, George! Smash it like you're a Range Rover and he's a Snappy Snaps!
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Ok, so he IS a queen.. and a porn star!
http://thesword.com/george-michaels-boyfriend-also-a-random-porn-model-f...
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That's not a piece . . . that's the whole pie.
What's his name GORGON?!?
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Exercising pointless futility.
Wow, when these two make out they probably stick together like velcro ;o)...lol
PS: I don't like these missing-link types. I prefer my men well groomed :-/
Submitted by LMA618 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 8:43pm.
Jump and straddle. Nuzzle chest hair. Ay yi yi me likey this brawny man.
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LOLLOLLOL!
Okay get off now, it's my turn. And put the chest hair back the way it was.
Now that's a POWER TOP if I ever saw one. He is a lovely bear of a lover. *LOL*
I think Michael K has found his true lust and has made a poster of that picture and stuck it on his ceiling for hours of enjoyment.
George got himself a piece of BearStud. Enjoy, George, enjoy.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
George likes bears. How sweet. Then again. George himself is very very hairy.
In my teens and early 20's I loved GM! It never occurred to me he was gay-- even when he wore those short booty shorts in the wake me up before you go go video... ahhh to be young and innocent again--wait, nah. I don't like this older version of George. It's not his gayness, it's his dysfunction. The whole picking up guys in bathrooms (EWW! Disgust!), the dope... what the hell happened??? Be gay, just don't be a bitter ho queen. And that dude on the balcony? YUK. depilatory cream, wax and a razor-STAT.
Oh I'd do more than tap that.
*sigh* Why are they always gay?
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"He told me he wanted to make love to me and this was going to be his first time...his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to fuck the shit out of me."
George Micheal I LOVE YOU!
That's so funny. I know this guy. I lived in London for four years and I always saw him out at the clubs and in Soho. Said hi once or twice. He really isn't that attractive in real life. I had no idea he was a man whore!
The iphone suggests he might be a queen though. Few real butch daddies have iphones.
Bravo George!a fine piece
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 5:42pm.
Oh. I thought the answer was Hayden Pantyairs.
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That was my first thought, too.
This dude is hot in the first picture, where he looks like some burly Russian guy smoking a cigarette sideways. I prefer that image. He's somewhat less hot than I imagined--his face/nose isn't really what it initially seemed like. I think I'll stick with the original impression, maybe even pretend that's a funky straight razor he's holding instead of... a cell phone?
I think I'd need further recon to rule on this one. The pictures say I'd want to slam it to the wall, but if he's a pass-around-peen, not so much.
He looks like an actual Trojan warrior. I thought he was flossing his teeth.
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Did George pay for this peen?
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 10:02pm.
You know...I am pretty sure you can find that ;)
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 9:22pm.
well i didnt know what candelabra was until 24 hours ago, when i was shopping and two gay dudes were like omg candelabra!! candelabra this, candelabra that... and i thought what is the fuss about? and i turned to look and thought oh maybe its like some ornament or vase or something spectacular... and saw it was FUCKING CANDLES!
And they weren't cheap, they were like $50 each.
I thought at $50 a piece, id want the candles to give me a fucking orgasm.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 9:03pm.
LMAO at "omg candelabra" AHAHHAAHAHA. That got me.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I LOVE me some George Michael from Wham! on forward--he simply fucking rocks!!
Mmm, mmm, I gotta say I REALLY like Georgie's taste. He's not into 23 year old pinked skinned hairless boys who wear hipster glasses for "fashion" (like old fashion designers pay for). I do not have a peen (and I like my twat thankyouverymuch) but I would gladly wrap my legs around what he's got.
It's a huge pet peeve of mine when men wax or laser all of their homosapienness off their bods.
At first glance,I thought this was Geard Butler on a balcony smoking a joint in one hand and a shiny dildo in the other..but I digress...I love me some George Michael,probably one of my top ten fave artists. And yes,I'm still miffed over that him being gay thing. Do you know how many hearts he broke and dreams he shattered?! 20 something years ago,I wouldve hit that so hard lol.But seriously,there's no way you didn't see the Wake Me Up Before you Go-GO video with the day-glow outfits and booty shorts and say to yourself "yep,now there's a straight man." You had to have been deaf dumb and blind to not know he was playing for the other team.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
So, I have to admit when I was a naive teen, I thought hairy men were GUROSSS, but experience changed my mind. Quick. I still think a back rug is gross, but dayum, I love me some chest hair to run my fingers through during sessy times.
*googles merkins for sale to glue on vibrator*
I'm a gay into all kinds of dudes and this guy fulfills the hairy daddy fantasy.
i just hope he lives up to his image, nothing worse than thinking "oh yeah daddy" and then he opens his mouth and sounds like david beckham on roids.
Im not into gym hairy bear queens with minnie mouse voices who shriek "omg candelabra!!!" when i dont even know what the fuck candelabra is.
Jump and straddle. Nuzzle chest hair. Ay yi yi me likey this brawny man.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 7:25pm.
Hey well, at least GM likes real men and isn't some kind of twink-obsessed crypto-pedophile. In that way he's a good rolemodel, 'cause most straights think gay men only like jailbait.
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Indeed, GM likes grown real-looking men (paid or not)...unlike CK, Kunty Karl, Vadge, Demi, JHo and other countless others in fancy circles.
That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964
JLO must be using his entire body as an anal plug - Hellraiser
More chunk than hunk, and in need of an epilady.
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Shiitake happens...
Ooh, I like! And he's got weed! AND CHEST HAIR!
Seriously, that looks like a piece of heaven right there.
Some of you must be toking on the same joint...this dude looks like he fucked the shit out of you. But that's right, he's not steroid muscle man, twink boy, or hairless man-baby. Yeesh.
Mike, seriously! I bet it pays great and has good benefits.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
Damn! That man is so damn hot.
Submitted by discospeed on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 6:39pm.
This is a well known German Lebanese sometime gay porn star and escort.
Now THAT is a job title.
Hey well, at least GM likes real men and isn't some kind of twink-obsessed crypto-pedophile. In that way he's a good rolemodel, 'cause most straights think gay men only like jailbait.
Dude, he's a neanderthal.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
I can't hate...I like 'em about that size too.
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 6:53pm.
All I can think about is how much them together must be like human velcro.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ ba-buttons, I'm familiar with what a join it LOL but that is still a fucking weir way to hold one, look at pic 7 it's like he's plugging his nose while doing it. Reminds me of the movie Go where the chick can't hold in the smoke unless she shoves kleenex up her nose.
George likes his men like he likes his good shit-bought from a (semi) trusted source.
Don't hate.
All I can think about is how much them together must be like human velcro.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Yumm...
I want to nibble on his cro-magnon schnoz and nuzzle his happy trail fluff. He looks like a pounding machine.
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"I'm so over Sookie and her precious fairy vagina and her unbelievably stupid name! Fuck Sookie!" - Vampire Badass Pamela Swynford De Beaufort.
Submitted by discospeed on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 6:39pm.
This is a well known German Lebanese sometime gay porn star and escort. Nice guy. Maybe its true love
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Could you provide a name please?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Wow times must be really rough for the Geico caveman.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 5:42pm.
Oh. I thought the answer was Hayden Pantyairs.
Me too! I was thinking, "Boy, she sure has a type, doesn't she?"
This is a well known German Lebanese sometime gay porn star and escort. Nice guy. Maybe its true love
This guy has a big schnozz. And he looks supremely uninteresting.
Ohhhh yeah. That's what I'm talking about now. Swooon.
MOTHERFUCK I GOTS TA WIN THE LOTTERYS!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What a mouth watering slab of gold digging beef that is. That last picture just screams, "For an AMEX Black, fabulous trips, and quality drugs I can be yours too."
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Wake me up before you go ho...Don't leave me hanging on like a yo yo..Wake me up before you go ho...I don't want to miss it when you hit that high! Yeah! *does Carlton dance*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
He's certainly got the chunk hey. Georgie won't find it easy to fall asleep under that.