Tuesday, November 15th 2011
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 14th!
Bitch knows if you wanna get a gay man to pay attention to something, break out the Bedazzler. - MicahSkin
Runners-up:
Scientists prove that listening to Ricky Martin's music does indeed make you fart. - jazzfish_77
Ricky Martin shines in Dr. Seuss, the musical, singing, "I will not eat it on a chair, I will not eat it with red hair, I will not eat it anywhere! ...I do not like gold cooch with glam!" - Mabel Hodges
Ricky Martin's setlist now includes his new cover of the Meatloaf classic "I Would Do Anything for Love, But I Won't Do That." - Deb
(Thanks Miguel)
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Shit! Those captions were ALL hilarious.
Deb's is awesome!!
Congrats to all the winners!
Yay Jazzy!
Those were some of the best captions ever! Good job master snarkers!
Nothing is more important in this world than lookin' spiffy
You guys always quack me up! Great captions!
LOfuckingL! These are damn funnay!
♥ Threadkilla!
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Wow, all most excellent!! Congrats!!!
Debs!!!! Congrats lovee!!!! xo
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SWEETSELBALLMYLOVE
"I Would Do Anything for Love" one actually made me burst out laughing, a rare thing.
Deb!!!! Your was my favorite!!! lmao
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Woke up this morning, got yourself a gun
Congrats to MicahSkin for the win, and the ever-witty jazzy and Mabel!
Thanks, guys! There were so many funny-ass captions.
Edited to include a sequined wedgie for Sweetas!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Fucking hilarious!! Great job winners!
*dances around in sequined undies for jazzy and Deb*
I never win Caption This, but it seems I have some ability to stuff the virtual ballot box... :)
Gratz Deb and the other winning skanks.
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"If Michelle Duggar's vagina is under God's control, then God has some explaining to do." -- hotpocket
Nice job you wieners!!!!!
deb and jazzy!!!!
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
Well, if these TAINT the funniest captions!
Go Jazzy, go Deb!
xoxoxox
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
MicahSkin and Deb, you funny whores
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
Awesome captions today! Congrats!
Don't eat for yourself, eat for your chichis! - MK
WTG WINNERS!
Congratulations to all my fellow winners!! Good job on the win, MicahSkin!!
Thanks, MK!
Congrats to all the winners! Funneh!
JAZZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I have a strict all beef no fish diet, that is why I am livin the vida loca!
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"Where's the Beef?!"
Kee
Once again proving how far she'll go to win that Oscar, ScarJo subtly advertises her beard services.
Ricky debuts his remake of that classic Meatloaf hit "I Won't Do That".
I don't get it.
I too have to vote for Deb! Well done Deb, if you don't win - well you should have :)
Producers thought with Kathy Griffith opening for Ricky Martin they'd be sure to draw the gay crowd.
She's not getting "Banged"
G-lite
....and not a single fuck was given that day.
What's that?!?
What the fuck is this!? I specifically ordered peen! That's what I get for hiring Naomi Campbell's shell-shocked ex-assistant.
Kathy Griffin shows Ricky Martin what he has to do to get on her D-List.
Some thought that bringing his twins' surrogate mother onstage to reenact the birth was a little much, but Ricky disagreed.
Now vagina, will you please tell the audience what about Herman Cain's behavior made you uncomfortable.
Kathy Griffin is taking this whole "Doin' it for mah Gays!" thing a bit too seriously.
And I stilllll haven't found what I'm looking for....
"And this is how Jimbob and Michelle Duggar make whoopee."
Two drinks and Kirsten Dunst is anybody's ....
In her own, inimitable, subtle way, JLo lets Casper know what she wants from him ....
Talk about la vida loca! Prince Hot Ginge became Princess Ginge Minge and joined Ricky Martin's troupe.
Even after coming out, Ricky Martin still holds a place in his heart - and his stage show - for a fire bush.
This one time, at homosexual deprogramming camp...
Not even the sequins or the curiosity to see if the carpet matched the drapes enticed Ricky to go near that thing.
Yes...we get it Ricky...She Bangs!
Sequins, flesh-tone tights, spread eagles, and a dash of Latina Flair is the perfect recipe for Basement Baby's Arch Nemesis!
"Lips that birth babies shall never touch mine."
"Um....where do you put your penis?"
Ricky is never as excited to sing "Livin' La Peen-a Loca" when there's a woman sitting in his chair onstage.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
"What's that?"