Afternoon Crumbs

November 14, 2011 / Posted by:

If you’re trying to form a proper response to Stepford Katie awkwardly sexing it up like Tommy Girl in the men’s sauna, just let the look on David Letterman’s face lead the way – Lainey Gossip

Pimp Mama Kris wants everybody to forget that Ray-J’s crooked dick fucked her entire family into the spotlight – The Superficial

Laurieann Gibson has been evicted from the Haus of CaCa – Celebitchy

Kiss your eyes with some of the glamorous elegance CoCo is blowing at you – Hollywood Tuna

It’s always a sad day when I learn that gorgeous raccoon with bent cinnamon stick eyebrows hates lesbians – Towleroad

Nothing says “happy holidays” like Anna Friel’s tits – (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Amy Adams
in InStyle – The Berry

The cantalope-scented soy candle on my coffee table looks more human than Megan Fox’s face does – Popoholic

George Clooney thought about offing himself once and then someone farted and he giggled himself back into the living again – ICYDK

Charlize Theron on Vogue – Just Jared

Pink’s baby friend makes her blue carpet debut – I’m Not Obsessed

Well, your hands would look like that too if you punched into the chests of virgins to pull out their hearts, mash it in your fists and smear it all over your face – Cityrag

The Fanning Sisters are slightly terrifying in W Magazine – Popsugar

Speaking of terrifying, here’s more of Meryl Streep’s Teddy Ruxpin facial expressions in the new trailer for The Iron LadyOMG Blog

Liam Neeson
made a Fergie in his pants – Videogum

Michael J. Fox and Michael J. Fox Cub – SOW

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