You know Justin Timberlake is serious about looking crown-to-forehead beautiful for a very special date when he pulls out the blow dryer, flat iron and straightening serum. That’s exactly what he did for Cpl. Kelsey De Santis, as promised! Remember when that one Marine asked Mila Kunis to his ball (wink wink) and then EVERY Marine asked EVERY celebwhore to their ball? Well, one of those Marines was Kelsey and she asked Justin Timberlake to get all prettied up to be her to date to her ball. Justin bat his eyes, swayed all flirty-like and accepted her invitation. Justin kept his promise last night and sashayed into the Instructor Battalion Marine Corps Ball in Richmond, Va. on the arm of Corporal Kelsey.
One Marine told People that Justin graciously took pictures with everyone and “we all brought sexy back! Justin seemed to have a good time, and it was great to see him there.”
Before you give Justin the taint slap salute for keeping his word, we need to know if that bitch gave up the panty in the parking lot at the end of the night. Kelsey didn’t make a YouTube invitation and give Justin a carnation cock ring corsage just so he could nibble at a chicken dinner and slow dance with her to one song. Nope. It is Justin’s duty as an American to put out. I’m sure he did. You can’t say no to a badass lady Marine who can put the frizz in your hair just by flinching at it. And obviously, Justin was serious about his coif last night.
Also, it’s good to know that if you want Justin to do something, you just have to ask him in a YouTube video. Why do I have a feeling that YouTube will suddenly be flooded with videos of hos asking Justin to please be their date to the NEVER MAKE A MOVIE AGAIN AND JUST STICK TO MUSIC Ball.
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