Jay-Z’s Got 99 Problems But An OWS Protester Ain’t One

With a golden child of infinite light who only eats canary diamonds and only wears baby wigs fronted with lace imported from France on the way, Jay-Z has to hustle harder for that money since the billions of dollars he has in the bank surely isn’t enough. Jay-Z’s lips are extra chapped today, because of all the heat his ass is getting for selling Occupy Wall Street t-shirts through Rocawear and donating a grand total of ZERO dollars to the movement. The Occupy Wallet Movement: That’s how the 1% stays in the 1%!

The Wall Street Journal says that after many complained that Jay-Z is filling his pockets with money from a movement he didn’t help to create, the t-shirts were pulled off of Rocawear’s website. Before pulling the t-shirts, Rocawear confirmed to Gawker that they ain’t giving shit to those OWS bitches:

The ‘Occupy All Streets’ T shirt was created in support of the ‘Occupy Wall Street’ movement. Rocawear strongly encourages all forms of constructive expression, whether it be artistic, political or social. ‘Occupy All Streets’ is our way of reminding people that there is change to be made everywhere, not just on Wall Street. At this time we have not made an official commitment to monetarily support the movement.

The most surprising thing about this is that Rocawear still exists (and yet Cross Colors only exists in Europe today, shame). The second most surprising thing about this is that Pimp Mama Kris didn’t come up with it first. That sound you hear of a wet steak slowly sliding off of a wall is Pimp Mama Kris’s new face falling off after she punched herself in the head over not coming up with this shit before Jay-Z.

The “While You’re Locked Out Of The NBA, Okkupy Kardashian” t-shirt….. What could’ve been, what could’ve been….