Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 12, 2011 / Posted by:

The Peculiar Purple Pieman of Porcupine Peak from Strawberry Shortcake! Everybody can pack up their tools and go when this hot bitch with the legs and zest of Prince, the exquisite stache of Galliano, the stomping swollen feet of a Hilton, the dough-kneeding chin of a Willis daughter, the cunt charm of Kunty Karl and the curmudgeon brows of Andy Rooney hops onto the screen. The Purple Pieman’s cloud hat shoots off so much fabulous force that I swear when I was a child it knocked the gay out of me and then pulled the gay right back in. Yah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah-tah!!!

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