Shocking: Pimp Mama Kris Spits Out Lies For Profit

November 11, 2011 / Posted by:

As soon as you tag this picture with “This Is Our Future, Part I Lost Track Because It’s Hard To Count While Weeping” and file it under “RIP Humanity,” please contact Child Protective Services. The parents of these children must be arrested for allowing their own to buy this generation’s Mein Kampf. Now that we’ve gotten that business out of the way….

Pimp Mama Kris further proved that the dead organ in her chest is made from the worst stuff in Hell last week when she whored out her new memoirs by talking about the chapters that she devotes to her supposed friend Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris summoned a wave of eye rolls when she claimed that Nicole let out a subtle cry for help during a phone call the two had the day of the murder. Kris also wrote in her book that Nicole told her about a safe deposit box where she kept all the evidence of the abuse she suffered at the hand of OJ. Kris’ version of the story is that after the murder, Nicole’s sister Denise Brown asked her about the safe deposit box. Denise’s version of the story is that Kris is completely stuffed with shit and is a satanic whore monster for trying to beat coins out of her dead sister’s grave. We’ve all seen crucifixes turn and fall off the wall when Kris walks by, so this isn’t surprising news to any of us.

Denise went to The National Enquirer and gave them her side:

“Kris Jenner IS pathetic. I had just found out my sister was murdered. The last thing on my mind was whether or not Nicole showed anyone any pictures she had in a safety deposit box. In fact, I didn’t even know my sister HAD a safety deposit box with pictures of her abuse until the beginning of O.J.’s trial – months after she was murdered.

I think most people will question her intentions of writing about my sister’s murder,” Denise fumed. “I am really disappointed in Kris. For the past two-and-a-half years, my family has had some relative peace regarding all of this stuff. Now that Kris has brought it up again, she’s split open the healing wounds.

For her to write about it is like reliving it all over again. My poor mother is really taking it hard. Haven’t they made enough? Nicole has been dead for 17 years. Please, Kris, don’t profit off of my sister’s horrible death.”

The machine counting all the money Kris is making off of Nicole Simpson’s death is really loud, so I doubt she can hear anything Denise is saying. But once she gets Denise’s message, I’m sure she’ll do the right thing and donate all proceeds from the sale of her evil book to charity. Oh wait. That won’t happen. Giving away money given to you by your brainwashed fans is a form of “Indian Giving” and Kris is way too classy to do that.

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