Shocking: Pimp Mama Kris Spits Out Lies For Profit
As soon as you tag this picture with "This Is Our Future, Part I Lost Track Because It's Hard To Count While Weeping" and file it under "RIP Humanity," please contact Child Protective Services. The parents of these children must be arrested for allowing their own to buy this generation's Mein Kampf. Now that we've gotten that business out of the way....
Pimp Mama Kris further proved that the dead organ in her chest is made from the worst stuff in Hell last week when she whored out her new memoirs by talking about the chapters that she devotes to her supposed friend Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris summoned a wave of eye rolls when she claimed that Nicole let out a subtle cry for help during a phone call the two had the day of the murder. Kris also wrote in her book that Nicole told her about a safe deposit box where she kept all the evidence of the abuse she suffered at the hand of OJ. Kris' version of the story is that after the murder, Nicole's sister Denise Brown asked her about the safe deposit box. Denise's version of the story is that Kris is completely stuffed with shit and is a satanic whore monster for trying to beat coins out of her dead sister's grave. We've all seen crucifixes turn and fall off the wall when Kris walks by, so this isn't surprising news to any of us.
Denise went to The National Enquirer and gave them her side:
“Kris Jenner IS pathetic. I had just found out my sister was murdered. The last thing on my mind was whether or not Nicole showed anyone any pictures she had in a safety deposit box. In fact, I didn’t even know my sister HAD a safety deposit box with pictures of her abuse until the beginning of O.J.’s trial – months after she was murdered.I think most people will question her intentions of writing about my sister’s murder,” Denise fumed. “I am really disappointed in Kris. For the past two-and-a-half years, my family has had some relative peace regarding all of this stuff. Now that Kris has brought it up again, she’s split open the healing wounds.
For her to write about it is like reliving it all over again. My poor mother is really taking it hard. Haven’t they made enough? Nicole has been dead for 17 years. Please, Kris, don’t profit off of my sister’s horrible death."
The machine counting all the money Kris is making off of Nicole Simpson's death is really loud, so I doubt she can hear anything Denise is saying. But once she gets Denise's message, I'm sure she'll do the right thing and donate all proceeds from the sale of her evil book to charity. Oh wait. That won't happen. Giving away money given to you by your brainwashed fans is a form of "Indian Giving" and Kris is way too classy to do that.
"I am probably the 1000th person to say
this today, but WHAT PARENT LETS THEIR KID BUY THIS BOOK?
WHOEVER DOES,YOU ARE A SHIT PARENT"
EXACTLY. I bet their moms have the Kardashian look. And personalities.
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KARDASHIAN FREE ZONE DAY
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Mark your calendar...Boycott E Channel
Keep the faith....
They will fade away just like Paris did.
Their Sears clothes lones has tanked. Thats why you dont see the commercials for it anymore.
Bitch has already pimped out her first three daughters and is grooming the next two,what makes anyone think she would regret a few little lies about her great friendship with Nichole Simpson?
JUST A HORRID, HORRID PERSON!
I wish Denise would kick that Jenner woman in her teeth.
I totally agree with what Denise wrote. Why is everything in their life (both fake and real) for profit? Enough already. Wish their greed were completely fulfilled.
Submitted by jelliebean on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:15pm.
When OJ was arrested the police at the scene put handcuffs on him, he made statements of guilt. Then his friends came to help him and he lawyered up. Robert Kardassian was one of those friends.
Robert was the bag man for Simpson. He was seen carrying OJ's luggage in the airport with the possible murder weapon the day OJ returned. That bag was never seen again, nor was the murder weapon. Kardassian supported OJ throughout the trial, monetarily and emotionally, and had special access to visit OJ in prison throughout the trial. It was in those prison visits that Robert heard OJ ranting at his legal team and crying about Nicole's death, that he came to believe that OJ killed Nicole. When you see video of the defense team reaction to the not guilty verdict, you see OJ and Johnny Cocheran happy and victorious, you see the look on Robert K's face as disappointment and resignation. He knew he had helped a killer go free. That's Kim's dad.
Thank YOU! Well said. I can't believe they speak of such pride of this man who defended and KNEW he defended a murderer. I remember that look of incredulity Robert had at the verdict. I never have cared for the kardashians and their lust for fame of any kind is over the top. As much as I don't like her though, Kris, liar that she is, has a better personality than all of her kids combined. What happened to them that they are all dull as hell?
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
Submitted by Thornhill on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 7:55am.
If you bait a hook, cast it into a body of water and catch lots of fish, do you blame the fisherman for being so heartless. Nope you blame the dumb fish. The picture clearly shows a school of dumb fish. "It's like Katie has a copy and Maggie too. I have to get a copy or I won't be kewl"...Welcome to the wonderful world of "Dumb-ass peer pressure". Not a single minded individual between them, for the fear of being an outcast. G*d must really like dumb sheep, he sure made a lot of them...
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malibu mom
Kris Jenner would sell her daughters used underwear to the highest bidder.
Book is getting really bad reviews.
It's not enough for the Crapdashians to be rich, they insist on being famous.
If you bait a hook, cast it into a body of water and catch lots of fish, do you blame the fisherman for being so heartless. Nope you blame the dumb fish. The picture clearly shows a school of dumb fish. "It's like Katie has a copy and Maggie too. I have to get a copy or I won't be kewl"...Welcome to the wonderful world of "Dumb-ass peer pressure". Not a single minded individual between them, for the fear of being an outcast. G*d must really like dumb sheep, he sure made a lot of them...
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When OJ was arrested the police at the scene put handcuffs on him, he made statements of guilt. Then his friends came to help him and he lawyered up. Robert Kardassian was one of those friends.
Robert was the bag man for Simpson. He was seen carrying OJ's luggage in the airport with the possible murder weapon the day OJ returned. That bag was never seen again, nor was the murder weapon. Kardassian supported OJ throughout the trial, monetarily and emotionally, and had special access to visit OJ in prison throughout the trial. It was in those prison visits that Robert heard OJ ranting at his legal team and crying about Nicole's death, that he came to believe that OJ killed Nicole. When you see video of the defense team reaction to the not guilty verdict, you see OJ and Johnny Cocheran happy and victorious, you see the look on Robert K's face as disappointment and resignation. He knew he had helped a killer go free. That's Kim's dad.
How much is this useless whore paying these girls to hold up copies of her book? If I were a member of the Brown family I would be pissed too.
I loathe this family with a passion. Ron Goldman's father lived in Scottsdale for awhile after the murders. He'd dine out at the same restaurants we did, and he always looked so sad. I can't even imagine the pain he was going through from losing his child, especially from a vicious murder. How do you go on? I hate the Kardassians! They're human cockroaches. I am so sick of all this reality crap, which has no base in reality whatsoever.
I am probably the 1000th person to say
this today, but WHAT PARENT LETS THEIR KID BUY THIS BOOK?
WHOEVER DOES,YOU ARE A SHIT PARENT.
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I'm all by myself
As I've always felt
I'll betray myself
To anyone, lost, anyone but you
-Smashing Pumpkins
I would rather give my kid a ''Grand Theft Auto'' video game than that piece of shit book. If I had to choose between the two.
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:49pm.
Women make me sick. There I said it.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Tue, 06/21/2011 - 6:53pm.
Have you tried them cooked?
I haven't read all the comments yet to see if this info is already in there, but the Kardashian sisters have a novel coming out on tuesday called Dollhouse.
http://www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Kim-Kardashian/dp/0062063820/ref=sr_1_1?...
I wonder if they will do the rounds of chat shows to promote this?
The picture above it all sorts of sad. But, parents buying their kids Kris book is no different than them buying their kids tickets to beater brown's concerts.
It is not video games, tv shows, rap, music videos etc ruining your kids, it's YOU. Parents not only let their kids look up to idiots like these but they also encourage it. People this dumb shouldn't be allowed to procreate.
*Change is inevitable; progress is optional
*She who conquers herself, conquers all
Yes, OJ Simpson is Kim Lardassian's godfather. And Kris was Nicole Brown Simpson's best friend, and Robert Kardashian was on OJ's defense "dream team" and spent the whole trial sitting next to OJ, and OJ himself stayed in Robert and Kris Kardashian's house during all those days following the double murder, and they all planned the defense there, and from this house OJ tried to escape in a Bronco with a bag containing a gun, passport, thousands of $$$, disguise of fake mustache/beard and several changes of underwear. And while OJ was escaping in a Bronco, Robert Kardashian in his house was holding a press conference where he read OJ's suicide letter.
Those Kardashians were deep into all that OJ shit.
whoopth double post hehe
Submitted by helenwaite on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 6:35pm.
Really Nicole's BFF? How could you have allowed your husband or ex or whatever he was at the time represent her "alleged" murderer?
And, I've said this before, but, Kato Kalin...another in the KK Klub. wtf.
---Such good friends (celebrity glom-ons) that they ignore family violence then defend/profit from the murder/er?
Please forgive the excessive use of /slashes there, trying not to be verbose.
Why would any mother want to let their young daughter read this book? I am all for encouraging kids to read, but I would rather hand my child a hustler (not really, but you get my point?!) magazine than this smutty bullshit.
I would slap the shit outta my child (not really, but I would ground the shit outta her :) if I caught her idolizing this family.
Fucking vultures.
I am loving all the bad press this family is taking in the ass. I hope pimpK announces that she is "conflicted" and is forced to "cancel all her professional obligations" and go into hiding to "fix herself" like KK did.
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Submitted by LA me on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 4:10pm.
Little Fact: O.J. Simpson is Kim Kardashian's God Father.
Nuff said.....
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NO WAY! Really?!?
She makes Dina Lohan look like Harriet Nelson.
The children in the photo look like either Sisterwives or they stopped by the book department of Wal-Mart on the way home from an afternoon at the American Girl store.
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snark is good.
Dear sandbitch,
Bing-the-fuck-go!
" If not for Nicole Simpson's murder and Pimp Kris's shagging for bucks, the Kardashian/s would be flipping burgers."
These ...Kockroaches are so everywhere they almost make me long for those simpler times when Las hermanas Hilton roamed the earth.
Really Nicole's BFF? How could you have allowed your husband or ex or whatever he was at the time represent her "alleged" murderer?
And, I've said this before, but, Kato Kalin...another in the KK Klub. wtf.
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snark is good.
Cheezus, how I hate this family of gutter sluts.
1) Why did this bitch write a book anyway? It's not like she wasn't getting any attention.
2) I hate this bitch and her attention whoring whores even more now...
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"There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
She's pimped out her children for years no shock that she'd use her friends death to sell a book.
Sincerely,
Alana Smithee
Submitted by Fujicat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 5:42pm.
I have been reading this blog since its inception--was it 2004?
Over the years I have observed and gotten to know the personalities here, and there are a few very sharp cookies.
---I just *know* you're referring to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :)
I have been reading this blog since its inception--was it 2004?
Over the years I have observed and gotten to know the personalities here, and there are a few very sharp cookies.
I have a proposal. Why don't the Dlisters put their thinking caps on and form the Anti-Kar-D Defense League? We, together can rally and put an end to this scourge and plague. If we can find ways to manipulate them back, tie them up in lawsuits to whittle their fortunes down to nothingness, and put them out of business, that would constitute the ultimate victory.
What say you?
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
When Robert Kardashian Snr died (after getting Nicole Simpson's murderer acquitted) pimp Kris and the kids would have inherited millions from his insurance and estate. Leading up to his death, he would have been paying her mega $ child support too, even though she was caught furiously shagging some bloke behind his back.
If not for Nicole Simpson's murder and Pimp Kris's shagging for bucks, the Kardashian/s would be flipping burgers.
Hey, I wonder what Bruce Jenner's life insurance is worth?
What makes me the saddest is that you only have to watch the Kardashian show for 2.1 seconds to know exactly what the entire show will be about, frame by frame, but yet people STILL WATCH IT!
My friend worked for MTV's production company Bunim/Murray for 16 years. He told me the Kardashians are the fakest out there.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:35pm.
I'd rather have Sasha Grey interact with my kids than Kris Jenner. At least Sasha isn't a porn star ANYMORE, whereas PMK is a monster for life. Can you imagine the vile things she would tell those children?!
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I hate the Kardashians, of course, but Denise is hardly one to accuse others of profiting off her sister's death!
Those girls in the photo were probably NOT read to by a porn star when they were in the first grade, but clearly they have issues. Is it possible for children to grow up normal in LA?
This despicable piece of shit family needs to disappear forever...any crazies willing to take care of them OJ Simpson style?
We all need to stop giving money to these indipid face whores and their pimp!. Stop watching their stupid show, stop buying their tacky products, and stop buying magazines with them on the cover.
The Kardashians have proven that they will do and say literally anything for the almighty dollar. IMO they are the lowest gutter trash imaginable.
this puta must die a slow painful death in log chipper
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When I was those girls' age, I was reading Orwell, Dickens, and Austen. I would rather be the pretentious twat I was at 13 anytime over that shallow bullshit. Those Christian nutbags praying here in Detroit are right. There is a demon swallowing up America right now. It is the Kardashian family
Little Fact: O.J. Simpson is Kim Kardashian's God Father.
Nuff said.....
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
As much a problem as I have with Kris Jenner using Nicole Brown to sell her bullshit, uhm, Denise sold photos of herself posing on her sister's grave with a smile on her face.
Unless the wounds are directly connected to your bank account, you don't give a shit about what is being said about your dead sister, Denise. STFU.
http://findadeath.com/Deceased/s/OJ%20Simpson/nicole_brown_simpson_and_r...
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:57pm.
I had a similar problem a couple years ago, except my daughter came home from 1st grade (1st fucking grade!!!) imitating the "dance moves" she'd picked up from some other little girls at school. I told her that kind of dancing (basically fucking the air/ground)was not appropriate for little girls and not allowed in our house. She asked me why the other little girls were doing it, and I told them they were doing it for attention because their daddies probably didn't pay a whole lot of attention to them. Thankfully she didn't say that at school and get her ass kicked.
This picture sums up everything that's wrong with America in 2011. And that's just the brow situ of the bitch in front.
You would think after the severe, negative reaction to Kim's divorce, these sucias would lie low for awhile. Not the best time to release a book that covers, among other things, intimate details regarding the death of a good friend. If you're gonna play that game, play it well bitch.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
@Hekki's story about "Gwyneth" is hilarious and adorable, but I shudder to think what she will be like what she gets older or, worse yet, when reality and maturity kick in & she realizes that she ISN'T that unique and special after all...
I'm sure these girls above are hired shills, probably friends of the younger Kardashian girls, posing as if they are regular folk. Nobody in their right mind gives a crap about freaking Kris Kardashian, and I doubt that out of ALL the books out there for a youngster to read, those girls would choose THAT garbage.
Weekend's almost here!
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WORDS MEAN NOTHING, fashion speaks volumes. -MK
wow...when teenage girls want to BUY and read the memoirs of an over-the-hill gold-digging pimp whore (possible older than their own Moms) famous for nothing but wrangling a team of whores, you know we are in serious trouble as a society and our future is doomed.
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That peen needs some Miracle-Gro! - Bwhit19964