Sasha Grey Reads To First Graders, Outrage Ensues
Sasha Grey, recently retired porn star and now mainstream actress, lit a flame under the clenched anuses of some parents when she read a book to their children at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA earlier this month. Sasha works with the charity Read Across America and Emerson invited her into one of their first grade classes. TMZ seems to think that the school only knew her from Entourage and had no idea she used to get cocked in the culo for a living. Some parents know of Sasha's claim to fame and their angry complaints jumped into the Principal's ears via the PTA. But wait!
A rep for the school district straight-up went "Harpo, Who Dis Woman?" on a ho by telling TMZ that Sasha was never in one of their classrooms even though she Tweeted about it that day. The rep said this:
"We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present."
Obviously, Sasha was in one of their classrooms (see the picture above) and obviously, she didn't read the chirruns a few pages from Horton Humps A Whore or Harold and the Purple Pussy while wiping dried cum (from an earlier porn orgy) off of her forehead. The childrens' innocence is still preserved and I'm sure they're fine. But I do love how the school is pretending they never met the bitch. The husbands of the complaining moms probably pulled the same trick when they were asked if they know of Sasha. It's not easy to shake your head "no" while making a mental note to clear your browser's cache.
And you know, it could've been a lot worse. They could've asked Kim Kardashian to read to the first graders instead. That whore is a porn star AND she can't even read. The innocence of a dozen first graders would crack when one of them would have to speak for the entire class by shouting at her, "Sound out the words, you dumb bitch!"
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I am taking bets these parents did a lot of shit back in the day that they no longer do today...
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This woman should be commended. She's a real giver.
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Damn, it's not like she showed up in a g-string to read to the kidlets. People are so damn judgemental. She's trying to be positive. Some of those folks complaining are probably whores themselves.
I think "retired" from porn might be a stretch. More like taking a quick break to do some B movies. I just looked at her IMDB page which I highly recommend because the list of stuff she's done is hilarious. She's doing the Linda Lovelace film with Spaz de la Huerta right now. She should be back to porn in no time.
And she's dressed appropriately, so I wouldn't care about her profession, I don't think. But I've heard her talk, so I think the parents should be irritated that such a dumb dumb with an annoying voice is reading to their kids.
Who cares she was dressed appropriately and read a children books, its not like she was showing them to do anal. People need to calm down specially since people dont read to their children anymore at least she is trying.
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@Darknight...People do not admire K Kuntdouchian...Morons do...
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If she's gone legit, why hassle her? Isn't she putting that ill advised time of her life behind her? It's not like she showed up in a g-string and pasties and read "Dear Penthouse" letters to the kids.
If the parents are doing their job, then the kiddies have no clue who this chick is. Hell, I had no idea who this chick is. The only porn I watch is the free shit on the net with no names. lol
I doubt the parents "knew who she was" until Harvey and the TMZ crew of idiots went "Hey everybody!!!!!!! You know who THAT is???!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ". Please.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:55am.
*snicker*
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Maybe Ron Jeremy can stop by later and recite some thoughtful haikus.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:55am.
Big deal, my ex wife used to read to my daughter all the time.
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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 10:53am.
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LOL!! Zactly!! But we don't have to worry about KK reading to the chirren. Since these appearances are part of a volunteering campaign, and therefore no one is being paid, it's out of the question for Kimmy if PMK has anything to say about it.
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And yes, if you showed my mom this photo next to ANY photo of Kim K and asked which woman was the porn actress, guess who my mom would pick?
Although it's a trick question, because BOTH did porn. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Side-eye to the parent(s) who knew who she was. Lmao.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Big deal, my ex wife used to read to my daughter all the time.
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Seems to me mommy and daddy knew who she was because they have very interesting after school activities. Bunch of fucking hypocrites.
Your position on the whore Kardasian gets more acute and politically correct everyday.
CTH, bets on some of those parents swinging? I haz a quarter.
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Okay so let me get this straight.
Sasha was a very good porn star that now is an actress and reads to kids. People are offended.
Kim Kardashian was a sorry excuse for a porn star that just layed there and got pissed on and now stars in her own reality show and sells useless shit to morons. People admire her.
Makes perfect sense ya'll.
She's doing something worthwhile and she's dressed appropriately.
Little kids aren't going to know what she used to do, and I don't feel like holding that against her. (If I didn't like her, I probably would, which makes me a hypocrite. So sue me.)
I'm trying to decide how I'd feel if she came to MY kids' school to read to them, and I don't think I'd get too furred up about it.
Oh FFS! These CHILDREN don't know she used to do porn! Get over yourselves!
In other news, if you think this is stupid, read this. I seriously wish I was a lawyer.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57322758-504083/scrubs-not-the-tv...
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what a bunch of shit. what's next, a book burning? and I wonder how many of these parents have some skeleton buried in their closet.
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I don't like your grandma. She smells like vitamins and pee.
OH NOES SOMEONE IS TRYING TO TURN THEIR LIFE AROUND AND THEY ARE READING TO KIDS!! BURN THE WITCH!!! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!
(I am just assuming she's turning her life around by not doing porn.)
Wow, I wasn't going to voice my opinion because I thought I would be flamed. Sounds like most of you agree with me.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
It's not like she was naked there getting ass-banged by some dude. What's the big deal? Kids do not know about porn, and don't care. All they want is some famous lady to read them a book- or just get time off classes.
Oh FFS, she wasn't showing them her AVN Best Anal Award winning performance, she was READING to the kids.
The kids have no idea who she is, and the parents need to get over themselves. At least she was trying to do something civic minded.
By all means let's inform the children that people CAN'T change and your poor decisions will follow you for the rest of your life, so why even bother volunteering and trying to help?
I wonder how many of those complaining give their time freely to help others. It's not like the teacher leaves the room during the reading.
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How sad that some parents are so fucking close minded. SHE'S READING TO THE KIDS, NOT SHOWING THEM HOW TO DP, YOU MORONS.
Speaking from experience, it is not easy to read to a classroom full of kids, and they don't care who the hell you are, just that you show them how reading can be fun.
I wonder which kid had to clean the bleach stain she left on that chair.