Sasha Grey Reads To First Graders, Outrage Ensues

November 11, 2011 / Posted by:

Sasha Grey, recently retired porn star and now mainstream actress, lit a flame under the clenched anuses of some parents when she read a book to their children at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA earlier this month. Sasha works with the charity Read Across America and Emerson invited her into one of their first grade classes. TMZ seems to think that the school only knew her from Entourage and had no idea she used to get cocked in the culo for a living. Some parents know of Sasha’s claim to fame and their angry complaints jumped into the Principal’s ears via the PTA. But wait!

A rep for the school district straight-up went “Harpo, Who Dis Woman?” on a ho by telling TMZ that Sasha was never in one of their classrooms even though she Tweeted about it that day. The rep said this:

“We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present.”

Obviously, Sasha was in one of their classrooms (see the picture above) and obviously, she didn’t read the chirruns a few pages from Horton Humps A Whore or Harold and the Purple Pussy while wiping dried cum (from an earlier porn orgy) off of her forehead. The childrens’ innocence is still preserved and I’m sure they’re fine. But I do love how the school is pretending they never met the bitch. The husbands of the complaining moms probably pulled the same trick when they were asked if they know of Sasha. It’s not easy to shake your head “no” while making a mental note to clear your browser’s cache.

And you know, it could’ve been a lot worse. They could’ve asked Kim Kardashian to read to the first graders instead. That whore is a porn star AND she can’t even read. The innocence of a dozen first graders would crack when one of them would have to speak for the entire class by shouting at her, “Sound out the words, you dumb bitch!

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