Friday, November 11th 2011

Sasha Grey Reads To First Graders, Outrage Ensues

Sasha Grey, recently retired porn star and now mainstream actress, lit a flame under the clenched anuses of some parents when she read a book to their children at Emerson Elementary School in Compton, CA earlier this month. Sasha works with the charity Read Across America and Emerson invited her into one of their first grade classes. TMZ seems to think that the school only knew her from Entourage and had no idea she used to get cocked in the culo for a living. Some parents know of Sasha's claim to fame and their angry complaints jumped into the Principal's ears via the PTA. But wait!

A rep for the school district straight-up went "Harpo, Who Dis Woman?" on a ho by telling TMZ that Sasha was never in one of their classrooms even though she Tweeted about it that day. The rep said this:

"We have several celebrities who read to our students each year. The actress you have indicated [Sasha] was not present."

Obviously, Sasha was in one of their classrooms (see the picture above) and obviously, she didn't read the chirruns a few pages from Horton Humps A Whore or Harold and the Purple Pussy while wiping dried cum (from an earlier porn orgy) off of her forehead. The childrens' innocence is still preserved and I'm sure they're fine. But I do love how the school is pretending they never met the bitch. The husbands of the complaining moms probably pulled the same trick when they were asked if they know of Sasha. It's not easy to shake your head "no" while making a mental note to clear your browser's cache.

And you know, it could've been a lot worse. They could've asked Kim Kardashian to read to the first graders instead. That whore is a porn star AND she can't even read. The innocence of a dozen first graders would crack when one of them would have to speak for the entire class by shouting at her, "Sound out the words, you dumb bitch!"

Posted by: Michael K


mamacita75's picture

Funny. Chances are the parents of the children in the classroom are less than perfect. Perhaps there's a pervert, a child beater, a spousal abuser, and god knows what else in the mix.

And lest we forget, their children are the immaculate conception. SEX is BAD.

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Allessandra's picture

And to the people who say that we dont know what people do behind closeted doors, true BUT this people dont do it for money(in most cases).

Doing perverted things with someone cuz you want to is one thing, being treated like a piece of shit for money and to please the more perverted people, is a whole different thing. BIG FUCKING DIFFERENCE

Allessandra's picture

I think this most definately a PR Stunt, surely she must of known that someone like her reading to kids, will cause an outrage by parents.

If I had a choice I wouldnt want her to read to my kids, because she pretty much stands against anything I stand for. Plus why let my kid be involved in her media game.

Given a chance this masochistic sad human being would be the next Kardashian, I dont want that.

I also think that she gets away with alot because she doesnt look slutty she does not look like a porn star, sheesh she has very natural make up looks wholesome. Thats all part of her persona and half reason for her porn success.

TheJackson4's picture

Her best vid was where she took 2 in the ass and 2 in the mouth at the same time. From a penetration standpoint, an impressive feat.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 5:37pm.

You guys got me curious about this chick but I'm too skeered to look up any Sasha Grey vids.

All I know is that the rug matches the drapes...if you know what I mean.

I'm sure that more than half the members of the PTA if they filmed themselves could put some of Sashas sex vids to shame.

Whatever's picture

Who?

drdisaia's picture

It is not like the kids knew about her former activities is it?

Zorba-the-Geek's picture

You guys got me curious about this chick but I'm too skeered to look up any Sasha Grey vids. Super dirty kinky sex shit makes me queasy. I'm like that "Green Eggs and Ham" character: "I can not, will not, with a fox." Just watching a bukakke can make me a little depressed. I saw this one European bukkake video where all these guys kept stretching out the girl's mouth until she no longer looked human...her face was like some kind of rubber mask. It was creepy.

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ha ha she looks like prince willy wifey poo

BTW she won "best anal sex scene" at AVN awards

you go sista

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Is she really giving up porn? Good for her. And while I did raise an eyebrow when I first read this, I think it's fine that she did this. She seems genuine in this pic.

The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!

I'd pick this ex-porn star to read to my kids over someone like, say, Pamela Anderson any day.

And she looks like she's actually enjoying to those kids, which says more to me than anything that she did on film.

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Naughychimp's picture

@bambam - if you want to know how Swinging started, check out the book "The Lifestyle: A Look at the Erotic Rites of Swingers." According the author Terry Gould, it began on air force bases.

And regarding Sasha... I'm not a fan of porn and it sounds like she did some really nasty stuff. So good for her for trying to go mainstream and for doing some volunteer work, too. I would take issue if she were reading to horny 13 year-olds, but 1st graders is not in the least bit problematic.

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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:53pm.

After seeing this woman on Tyra's talk show I made the mistake of Googling her. Big mistake! What a disgusting, filthy, depraved piece of scum she is. The things she does in porn (drinking cum through a straw from someones arse is just ONE of the many things this cum dumpster does). Porn stars like her (and others, male & female) make me sick. I just don't get why they do it! Ok, they get paid, but still how fucking low would you have to be to allow others to debase you like that!

I wouldn't want this vile pig anywhere near my kids.

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You don't get why they do it? Well many of them like being degraded in bed. It turns them on. Some of the stuff Sasha Grey does grosses me out, but I'm not going to judge an adult for their fetishes as long as it doesn't hurt anyone.

And I'm glad to see most of you guys, not hating on Sasha...but I mean who cares if a current porn star reads to kids. At least someone is trying to make a difference.

kndall44's picture

You will never find a blond child in an LA public school, they're 100% immigrant only --which is surprising these parents made any fuss at all.

Granny Clampett's picture

I'll bet 80% of the parents bitching have never read to their kids once. -signed an ex elementary teacher who quit because she couldn't stand dealing with asshole parents

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KA's picture

people need to lighten the hell up. its not like she walked in dressed like courtney stodden and proceeded to lick the book pages and shit while she tried to read. no surprise that some parent started this shit though. i mean come on, ex-porn stars deserve a second chance to make their life right. why should we brand them for the rest of their lives? even if kim k changed her ways, started doing volunteer/charity work with all of her "hard earned" money, and stopped dressing like she's some innocent classy bitch, then i think i'd even support her. but we all know the bitch has no soul so that's never going to happen.

and if you want to shelter your kid from the world, homeschool them so they don't need to be around my kid.

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illuminaupolis's picture

Sickening. They all praise the pron racket when there in it and play victim when they find better work. Seriously, when I see porn I never want to have sex again. It vulgarizes sex. She's no victim just another opportunistic ho.

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Submitted by LMA618:

For the second line in your twisted Seussical poem - what if it were clean? Would you do it then?

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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"

Do porn stars have souls?

LMA618's picture

I would not felch from a box
I would not felch from a dirty cock
I do not like felching from a straw
I do not like felching at all
I wouldn't felch here or there,
I wouldn't felch anywhere

She could have at least ironed her shirt and fixed her hair. Based on her appearance, the kids probably thought she was a grocery store checkout girl.

LunaChick's picture

You can't tell me the school had no idea who she was. That being said, I'm all for people trying to change their lives - she's dressed appropriately, unlike Katy Perry on Sesame Street or KK any second of every day. The kids have no idea what she did and, if they do that's the fault of the parents.

For those of you who don't know her - here's a video she did for the "PG Porn" web series (all the cheesiness of porn without the sex)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gxb7b0jGZvc

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Submitted by kayray on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:36pm.

Bambam, I believe you are thinking of The Ice Storm. Depressing movie and I think it was more like early/mid seventies.
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Yes, that's it. It's been so long since I'd seen it I couldn't place the era correctly.

Bambam, I believe you are thinking of The Ice Storm. Depressing movie and I think it was more like early/mid seventies.

bambam's picture

I forget which movie it was where the couples all tossed their housekeys in a hat. The wives picked a set and whoever the keys belonged to they had to go off with the husband of that couple.

It was set in the 50's or early 60's I think and made me think this must be how swinging got started. Or course now I know there's really nothing new under the sun anymore.

Helena's picture

Well, the kids don't know who the hell Sasha Grey is; it's the adults who are the perverts here. It is unfair to persecute a pornstar when you're the one who's put the "star" in her porn, ya dig?

I always thought Grey is quite pretty as far as porn stars go because she doesn't have all this nasty plastic surgery. She also has a normal-sounding name and doesn't seem to have a bunch of crazy-fake orgasms. Some of these pornstars look and sound like cartoons. And they're terrible actors; some of them seem so utterly vacuous! But I get the impression from Grey that she's thinking actual thoughts, you know? That she understands her motivation, that she can ACT.

Granted, I haven't seen a whole lot of her work, because I'm really picky about my porn, and much of it is just too gross (I don't like super explicit nasty stuff, and in particular hate to see people being humiliated or mistreated), but I saw her in this really romantic lesbian bondage film—sounds oxymoronic, I know—once, that I actually found quite good. I think she is best solo.

I hope she makes the transition to mainstream successfully. I must say, I saw the Girlfriend Experience, and thought it was awfully boring / boringly awful. And I'm a pretty big Soderbergh fan. But, that said, I'd like to be able to take her seriously as an actress. I think she can do it!

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Submitted by Green Tea Latte on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:03pm.

Guess the poor Latino and Black kids don't deserve better than a reformed porn star.

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A more legitamate "star" would have rolled up in a bullet proof Hummer and armed guards if they were to go into Compton IF they ever considered even going near the area. So yeah, thats the best the poor kids can get.

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@Jack...Would have been nicer if you could have made it longer than three minutes...Be safe my friend..

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

LMFAO Thornholio!! you were there that night, don't tell me you didn't like it!!!

ok, gotta get back on the jobsite... you guys have a good weekend.

undinespragg - TEAM 3WAYS WITH STRANGERS!!!

*grabs Sweetass' boob on the way out* ;)
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Babybunny...ita on the gf experience. It was a good movie.

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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.

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Depends on what kind of swinging. If you are all in the same room/bed it is nothing short of awkward. Too many damn limbs and bits.

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Sweetas's picture

jacko, you're such a prude! lololol ;p My ex's boss and his ex-wife were swingers, and he came over drunk a few times and told us all about it. I just made sure to keep that "I'm about to frickin bolt outta this bitch" look on my face so there were no mixed signals lol.

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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:53pm.
(drinking cum through a straw from someones arse
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I'm pretty sure that's a new McDonald's menu item, It's a bit awkward at the drive thru mind you, tends to hold the people behind you up.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:01pm.

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Awkward! What'd you write on your Christmas card that year? So, good to know you have group sex. Keep in touch!

I don't really get swinging. It seems like there would be too many things/noises going on. I can get with the "3's company" (Even then, it's like, thanks random dude for helping us out.)Beyond that...just seems like it would distracting.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:10pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:07pm.

...you never know how some people are behind closed doors.

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That's for sure.

Thornhill's picture

@Jack...Threeways...Two men and another man don't count..

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Sandbitch's picture

Felching Hell! The things you whores discuss in front of children.

I'm calling CPS.

babybunny's picture

I always thought of her as the anti-porn star..and LOVED her in the Girlfriend Experience...and thought she was o.k. in Entourage...too classy for porn...I know at the time she thought it was a good idea, she is the one and only porn star I see as being successful in crossover. I like her and could give a shit less about her porn past...

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:07pm.

Yup. And I've been in threeways. The point I was trying to make is that it was awkward finding out about my married friends that they were "swingers". The subject was brought up about how you never know how some people are behind closed doors.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 1:03pm.

As a parent of a Kinder, 1st and 2nd grader I wouldn't care if she read to them. I'd prefer her over KK any day.
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Same. And if she has a legit job now (therefore a reason to announce that she's a celebrity - which, btw, is really unnecessary...if she's an interesting reader, kids are happy when ANYONE comes to visit) then I don't see any reason for an uproar. What? Ex-porn stars can't be nice to kids? Where's that rule from?

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IrishFury's picture

WAIT A SECOND!

You were in a hotel room with your friend as he was getting sex from a chick! SO RUDE AND SEXUALLY HOMOFIED!
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Submitted by bookworm on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:53pm.

After seeing this woman on Tyra's talk show I made the mistake of Googling her. Big mistake! What a disgusting, filthy, depraved piece of scum she is. The things she does in porn (drinking cum through a straw from someones arse is just ONE of the many things this cum dumpster does). Porn stars like her (and others, male & female) make me sick. I just don't get why they do it! Ok, they get paid, but still how fucking low would you have to be to allow others to debase you like that!

I wouldn't want this vile pig anywhere near my kids.

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IrishFury's picture

Jack,
Did you roll around nudies with a man and woman before? I remember teasing you about it but now I can't remember what the story was!

Or you shared a bed with two other dudes?

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Green Tea Latte's picture

Damn y'all for making me search for her on xhamster...now to clear mah mind and phone of her deepthroathing and taking 10 loads to the face...nice ass though, although pretty unremarkable elsewhere.

As for the reading matter, Id only be repeating what's been said already BUT I highly doubt shed be allowed or invited to read in a "nicer" non inner city school. Guess the poor Latino and Black kids don't deserve better than a reformed porn star.

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IrishFury's picture

As a parent of a Kinder, 1st and 2nd grader I wouldn't care if she read to them. I'd prefer her over KK any day.

DarkKnight, I LOL'd when I saw her face too! I'm baaaad!

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Submitted by undinespragg on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 12:44pm

We were all 3 best friends growing upm they got married. I guess they felt awkward about me knowing. I found out because another couple (who I met through my friends) told me about it for some reason... can't remember what brought it up. TURNS OUT the couple that told me are swingers, too, and have monthly fuck sessions with my best friends.... a bit awkward but I don't judge, no biggie.
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Echo27's picture

These parents need to calm the fuck down. How did their dirty asses know who she is anyway? Probably from watching her videos.

It seems like she was trying to do the right things. These parents did nothing but insure that their kids will ask them questions because of the uproar they themselves caused.

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After seeing this woman on Tyra's talk show I made the mistake of Googling her. Big mistake! What a disgusting, filthy, depraved piece of scum she is. The things she does in porn (drinking cum through a straw from someones arse is just ONE of the many things this cum dumpster does). Porn stars like her (and others, male & female) make me sick. I just don't get why they do it! Ok, they get paid, but still how fucking low would you have to be to allow others to debase you like that!

I wouldn't want this vile pig anywhere near my kids.