Leonardo DiCatchAHo Goes Shopping At The Victoria's Secret Show
Page Six reports that at the after-party for the Victoria's Secret fashion show the other night, Leonardo DiCatchAHo strolled in with a gift registry scanner in hand, ready to scan the barcodes on all the models he wants for Christmas. But one source says that 37-year-old Leo (Happy Birfday, Leo!) put down his scanner when his eyes landed on 19-year-old model Karlie Kloss. Leo mostly stayed at his table with Gay Fish, Lukas Haas and Joseph Gordon-Levitt, but his gaze stayed fixed on Karlie's barely legal ass. The George Clooney-ing of Leo has officially begun.
The source said that Leo kept trolling around the party for models before settling into the "boys' table" to stare at Karlie, “He couldn’t take his eyes off her....but it wasn’t clear whether he made a move."
Leo would never make a move at a party. Leo is a born romantic, a total gentlemen and completely traditional. If Leo wants a date with Karlie, he'll order her through the Victoria's Secret catalog and make sure to get a receipt just in case he has to return her for talking too much (that's option "d" on the return order form).
Leo is seriously a beige windbreaker and a moustache away from being that creeper who trolls college campuses looking for young girls he can go up to and say, "Has anybody told you that you can be a model?" One of those creepers types pulled that on my friend once and gave her a flyer for a totally fake modeling agency. This broke ass flyer didn't have a telephone number on it, but it did have an e-mail address that read something like: assman67@hotmail.com. What kind of sexual predator really thinks that a girl is going to fall for an e-mail address like that? No serious modeling agency would ever use Hotmail.
Meanwhile, a source says that Jakey Gyllenhaal was at the same party and spent 30 minutes talking to Brazilian model Izabel Goulart. Yes, talking. That's what we're calling "a beard fitting" these days.
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c'mon guys.. I'm a great fan of Leo, and I have always thought he's a MAN, not a GAY :P. I've all top 10 Leonardo Dicaprio moviescollection. None of them show DiCaprio as a non-man. So stop calling him a gay, ladies.
Well, since I am not Leonardo I'll just have to be happy for having Sacramento classifieds whenever I want to do some shopping. Of course my experience would be on a whole different level.
Geez, Karlie doesn't even get that skinny when she's first face for Dior. I guess it's the model competitiveness of who can be the thinnest when everything is on display. But it sure doesn't look good. I like Karlie, I hate to see her be so brainless.
He's a queen.
And F.U.G.L.Y.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Leo is gorgeous!
I don't think he's gay, and what he's doing isn't even all that unusual. Guys like him are a dime a dozen and the ones who aren't rich, famous and attractive (YMMV) like DiCaprio are on Reddit and MRA blogs complaining about how they're being forced into loneliness because the super-young women they want won't go near them, as they want men or women their own ages and don't want to be with dudes who are almost old enough to be their fathers. Meanwhile, to these guys, any woman over 30 is deemed old, fat and ugly no matter what she looks like, never mind that these guys aren't exactly oil paintings themselves. If he was Lenny DiCaprio, an accountant from Ohio instead of Leonardo DiCaprio, the actor who has to put a lot of effort into his appearance, he'd be right there on Reddit yammering with the rest of them.
That said, there's nothing inherently wrong with a large age gap, whether it's older man/younger woman, older woman/younger man, older man/younger man or older woman/younger woman as long as the relationship is healthy and they're together for the right reasons (i.e., they're NOT together because the older one needs to have all the power in the relationship, the younger one has daddy/mommy issues or either one of them is just fetishizing one superficial trait that has an expiration date on it).
Does Leo set off any one else's 'dars? It just seems like a very logical thing to decide to go to these fashion shows and pick up a very specific kind of model chick, like it's some kind of sure-fire investment. IDK. I mean, have we ever seen him with anyone who doesn't deviate from a rail thin, curveless model type?
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
HUgs that was a nice story to share :)
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(((hugs back)))) Thanks. Sometimes it isn't wise to share stories here, if ya get my drift *whispers* (the trolls, shhhhhhh).
Submitted by Cara on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 3:47pm.
Yes thank you! omg i was trying to think of who he reminded. and yes the baldwin brothers, the hot on in the movie with sharon stone...william baldwin.
when i was a gay boy, he was the stuff of dreams, he was the go the get.
but now as a gay man, i google him and just makes me sadss.... sigh
but i never fancied leo...too baby face, and now bloated.
every girl in high school used to go crazy for him, but i was too busy trying to date older men not baby face guys.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:42pm.
HUgs that was a nice story to share :)
anyway, there is nothing wrong with leo tapping every vajayjay in town, he knows he has the star power and these bitches will sleep with "thing" or cousin It from the addams family, if it meant they can get 5seconds of fame.
personally i dont see anything in leo but a try hard fatso baby face aging actor who cant really act..but he tries hard.
sorta like the male older version of blake lively.
If only I was as good looking enough as Leo. Or maybe just rich. I'm sure the Victoria Sextets models don't distinguish too much. Leo will always be a hawt bixch...
I know.....Leo's South African accent wasn't the best. I thought Matt Damon's was really convincing though.
I also think guys and girls who date the "same" woman all of the time a bit strange.
This girl is cute but perhaps too scrawny to be modelling underwear.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 2:09am.
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Ellen Page, yeah she played in Juno and in a few other movies aswell. I liked her in Hard Candy, really good thriller in my opinion. Hope she can make it big, shes really talented but doesnt have the Hwood looks, wich I like and find hella refreshing, only I hope it wont stop her success.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 1:55am.
In Inception there is also an actress Helen Page and I had never seen her before but I thought she was really good...from Canada I believe.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 1:40am.
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Yeah Ive seen Inception, loved it really. Had me entertained and intrigued the whole time, brilliant ators. I also loved the special effects.
Two of my favourite Loe movies will always be Gilbert Grape and the Basketball diaries, he was so good in them.
Submitted by Allessandra on Sat, 11/12/2011 - 1:30am.
LOL! The accent was horrible!
Did you see Inception? If you just go along for the ride it's pretty good...do not resist!
Submitted by Manimal5 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:47pm.
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I liked blood diamond, not his best but good.
What made me laugh was Leo´s horrible south african accent, boy I dont know how he got past the director with that. He should of just played an American.
I liked Blood Diamond and I even liked The Beach...which got mixed reviews but the soundtrack was pretty awesome.
MOBY!!
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I'm not a fan of Karlie as it is, be she looks like dehydrated asshole here. She must have done the Vicky Secret Lima liquid diet, too.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:08pm.
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I also really like him as an actor, he still looks okay, he used to be so handsome. I also like it that he engages in enviromental( he had 2 doc about it I think) stuff and charity. Seems quite smart too.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 11:07pm.
Hysteria, her toes are pointed outward, which is why her leg is bent that way.I have no excuse for the skinny though. It's too much.
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Hi PSL!
Oh, I really like Leo too. He is way talented.
That skinny is just repulsive to me. It shouts "sickness" to me.
i hate to think girls are encouraged to aspire to such bone-y-ness.
Hope you are well! :)
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Seenaroundlondon, say what you will about Leo's looks, but he is a very talented actor. I happen to think he is cute, but he blows me away in many performances. I want to see J Edgar.
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The truth has been told
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Hysteria, her toes are pointed outward, which is why her leg is bent that way.
I have no excuse for the skinny though. It's too much.
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The truth has been told
Now you tell me that I'm crazy
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Look at her right LEG, for fucks sake. How unnatural and gross is THAT?! The leg is bent at a bizarre angle.
like A SKELETON!!
Will never understand men who want these sacks of bones (young and 'innocent' as she may be...).
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Is that even Karlie in the picture? That looks nothing like her at all. Karlie usually models for Vogue and major ad campaigns, google her looks nothing like that girl in the pic
Didnt Joseph have an average looking girlfriend? does he want a model gf because he is more famous?
So if you arent part of the Victorias S show no matter how good looking (besides Bar Refaeli), they dont want you? And Leo was seen with a romanian Model recently named Madalina Ghenea.... she is brunette much to my delight and atleast the new one he eyed up is also brunette, he usually only dated blondes as everyone knows.
Every time I see these new 'models', I just long for the days of Cindy,Naomi and all the other hos in the 'Freedom' video. SMH. Where'd they find this ho, Reno?
Someone please tell that "19" year old to eat a fucking chicken wing.
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Call me a dumb fuck if needed but would someone explain to me why this mong who has Eddie Munster hair style and fat baby face with feminine fucking legs is such a catch or so high paid. Between him and this Clooney loon for fucks sake Clay I'm not gay Aiken looks better than this guy.Fuck he's ugly too. Help me out people.
That girl looks SO damn unhealthy. She could be beautiful if she gained some weight, I don't mean pork out, but she's emaciated right now. It's just so ugly. Why is this shit considered "hot"? I'm not saying everyone needs to be a bloated mess but eat a fucking meal once in a while.
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Attention campers, lunch has been cancelled today, due to lack of hustle. Deal with it...
DiCatchAHo ....love it. lol
I don't think hes gay at all. Not every man with weird dating habits is gay. I just don't get that vibe from him.
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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 2:23pm.
I don't think Leo is gay. I think he's stunted.
I think there's something weird about men who only date "models" or strippers.
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#1- I disagree. I do think he's gay, but unlike
fellow model/stripper/skank serial dater, Leo
handles his PR better, is more subtle. He
lets you discover his latest "conquest," w/o
shoving it in a camera lens.
#2- I agree, if you mean real dating, with even
a remote chance of a hetero relationship.
It's weird, or just phony.
He's a fattie
leo baby face catches stoopid hos like flies to cow turd
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Ha ha ha....funny post all around.
I have to agree though that richness of life experiences and attitude do not have age specifications. I dated off and on for 8 months or so a 39 year old when I was 21 and although we didn't completely sleep together (no intercourse) I think it was a really healthy relationship for us both. When it came to him wanting to buy me a condo etc. and getting more serious, I got scared, very gradually moved away from the relationship and we broke up. He was engaged 10 months later with baby to a lady closer to his own age. So, age difference did make commitment and family concerns a big problem, but it was still a good experience and we respected one another immensely.
Submitted by Die gelangweilt... on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 5:17pm.
I'm sure they're all so much fun to be around with a constant low blood sugar level.
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*SNORT* Heh, for real.
Imagine spending your whole life policing yourself. No thanks! Life's for livin :D
And to answer the question " Why does he only date models"...That's pretty damned simple. If you had the fame and fortune that he does, why would you want to date something fat and ugly?
So everyone who's not a model is automatically fat and ugly for you?
Leo da Hutt either has huge self-confidence issues or is as gay as they come. Men who date girls who are only half their age are so incredibly ridiculous. It shows that they don't have the brain capacity to deal with women their own age and feel intimidated by their knowledge and their very low tolerance for bs you can still make a young and impressionable girl believe in. The only ones who are impressed by those men are other men who are just as pathetic but most likely don't have the social and/or financial status to convince such girls to be seen with them.
Apart from that, I wouldn't want to be with a model. A retired model maybe, but imagine after what Adriana Lima has reminded us of in her interview what lifestyle they have to lead to maintain that body shape. They most likely hardly eat and people who don't eat have shit breath. If they eat they want it out of their body asap because they're scared that they might get a bloated tummy. This means either laxatives or enemas EVERY day. So they smell like shit and sit on the toilet to shit all the time. Not to mention that the malnutrition takes its toll on the body. Brittle bones, brittle teeth, damaged hair. I'm sure they're all so much fun to be around with a constant low blood sugar level.
Yeah, I'd want a girlfriend like that, too.
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DiCaprio is fugly as hell and I have given up on him as an actor as well. All he does anymore is make frowny faces. Or maybe that's all he ever did, and I'm only just now noticing. *sigh* I guess we'll always have "Gangs of New York."
Karlie Kloss looks like a skeleton version of Tyra Banks. Scawy.
Leo is beginning to look like a Benecio del Torro clone, right down to the unibrow. What do women see in him anyway?
VS is hitty crap for back alley trannys in thailand
me luv you long time american gringo
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Breakfast: Cofee, black.
Lunch: Lettuce leaves drizzled with lemon jiuce, mineral water, quarter of an apple for dessert.
Dinner: Miso soup at some fancy pancy sushi joint in NYC with probably some steamed edamame.
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all that is like a mid-afternoon snack for me.
I would try that diet; but I'd be raiding the fridge at midnight after one day, for some leftover pot roast and mashed potatoes.
Ironing board with legs and bolt-ons.
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"You're ugly and your fucking bag is ugly too."--John Galliano (allegedly)
VS is crap. They sell good stuff if you only plan to wear it for a date and it is coming off soon but for everyday, the bras suck.
Leo sure lost his looks fast. He's starting to look like one of the bloated Baldwin brothers.
WHERE THE FUCK IS HER UPPER LIP?!?!?!?!
19? Maybe in anorexic dog years! Leo's "taste" levels have really plummeted since he had Fake Unlively bearding for him. Ugliest VS model I've ever seen for real right there.
I hate the stuff from VS. Their bras never fit properly, some of their fragrances are okay, but if you are a grown up person, its not for you. I love to get my undies fix from TJ Maxx and Marshalls and Century21, all great brands/fit for very good prices.
That said, this chick in the pic probably eats like this:
Breakfast: Cofee, black.
Lunch: Lettuce leaves drizzled with lemon jiuce, mineral water, quarter of an apple for dessert.
Dinner: Miso soup at some fancy pancy sushi joint in NYC with probably some steamed edamame.
Done!
He reminds me of this other old, bloated baby-faced guy who has a girlfriend that's way too young for him. DH anyone?
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West
Oh geeeez only half your age, Leo. What's that?! "Happy Birthday to ME" ???!